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homosexuality should be mandatory

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 16:45

I think that if most people gave same-sex intercourse a chance, they'd like it. Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it; someone of the same gender tends to be more understanding of your needs.

Indubitably, with all the problems in the world today related to the ballooning population, the government should immediately devise an airborne vaccine that makes people gay/lesbian, and start dosing every baby in the world with it.

Resisters should be locked up in public stockades, nude.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 17:24

ENJOY YOUR AIDS!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 17:37

yeah 2nd

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 18:09

Instead, how about accepted homosexual friendship?  A straight person can be friends with a gay person, with no social stigma attached.  The practice does occur, but would need to be common enough to be accepted by the majority as "normal."  It just needs a name.

For example, older men dating high school girls is considered normal in Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 19:02 (sage)

>>1
if this were to happen humankind will eventually become extinct, in other words you are gay.

Name: Mothra !DWDMFPPpRw 2005-09-07 20:03

>>1

If homosexuality were mandatory, all these benefits you list like being easy to get would vanish.  It would become like heterosexuality is now.  And of course, your solution to overpopulation is to stop breeding.  Good one, sport.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 20:16

I wish I could find a "straight bar."  So women would walk in with the intention of having sex with a guy.  Instead of just sitting there and being a bitch. 

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 3:28

>>7
maybe sex is her intention
BUT NOT WITH YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 6:15

>>6

Haven't you ever watched Gay Niggers from Outer Space? We'd become a perfect utopia!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 7:29

Elrond Hubbard parodied this theory in his dekalogy Battlefield Earth. Enjoy your Scientology.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 11:21

I think lesbianism should be mandatory and accepted.  But only if they look hot.  Men and chicks with dicks would be banned, however.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 6:55

>>5
Mission accomplished.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:04

Gayness is random, much like the X-men.  Killing all gays will not prevent future generations from being gay.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:10

Do gays also have mutant powers?
'cos if they do, I'm leaving heterosexuality for good.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:41

Um they can shoot beams... and webs...

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 16:18

>>14
They can shoot AIDS and manjuice. Usually both at once.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 20:56

>>7 that IS women's intention in bars.  guess you haven't found that out yet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-19 7:00

>>13
But, it will lower the amount of homosexuals in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 15:34

How so?  People will try to be more gay when exposed to other gay people?  That's not true, except for women, but they don't count.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 15:41

>>19
You are assuming that people are born gay

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 1:40

>>1
You are wrong, Mr. Faggot.  I am a hetero.  I once was friends with a gay guy.  He really like me (sexually and non sexually), and I really liked him (non sexually).  He wanted me, and since I liked him so much as a person, I thought I'd give the homo thing a chance.  We made out and got naked several times.  Each time, he was horny as hell.... but I got absolutely no pleasure from the situation at ALL!  I did what I did because he was so nice to me, and lonley and I don't know, I guess I was pretty fuckin stupid too.  Anyway, straight men are turning the wrong way if they are thinking of going gay.  You will meet a dead end.  Stick with women.... they aren't hairy.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 5:41

>>1
Funny how we always want what we cant have.
Here's a soulution to your problem.
1. Stop trolling!
2. Go buy yourself a jar of peanut butter, and a tube of crazy glue. ( Peter Pan "chunky style") I assume
3. Glue the lid on tight.
4. Go watch some home improvement show and wait for that luving feeling.



Name: Anonymous 2005-10-07 5:05 (sage)

>>6
>>1
Gay people have kids all the time. That wouldn't do a damn thing about overpopulation.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 0:09

Gay people are gay

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 1:27

>>24 wins this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 6:13

>>21
lol jailhouse lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:02

If it was socially acceptable for everyone to suck cock, then there would more promotions, better grades, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:04

Do gay people really equal a minority?  People compare segregation of blacks to the way we treat gays now, but is it the same thing?  Then transvestites and transexuals are grouped in to the same "minority" and everyone gets offended by each other.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:08

Add pedos to the list. They have rights too.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:27

And vampires.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 17:56

According to Kinsey's studies, most people are bisexual. We're all somewhere in the spectrum between heterosexuality and homosexuality. Due to social pressures, most people stick with their stronger orientation and never actually try the other. If homosexuality were more socially acceptable, I'd imagine that alot of people would try it.

There was also a double-blind study where men were tested for sexual arousal while viewing gay porn. They found out that the most homophobic ones were the most aroused. Pretty interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 17:57

AHHHHH! NOOOOO!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 18:04

All I know is that nothing is more appealing that a shankered, venous rectum in the middle of a hairy, sweaty ass. Yup, that is where I want to stick my manhood into! Pack that fudge, boys!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 20:29 (sage)

If homosexuality were more socially acceptable, I'd imagine that alot of people would try it.

I always wanted to catch HIV. Yeah, baby, gimme h0t AIDS action!

Until it's socially acceptable, and faggots stop fucking around like goddamn promiscuous animals passing on diseases, there's no way a sane person would want to touch one of those hairy dick suckers.

Also, see >>33.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 21:05

Before HIV the faggots all had hep. Filthy buttfucking scum.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 21:26

AIDs was created as a propoganda device.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=aids+conspiracy

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 5:19

>>33-35
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. **Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli.** The groups did not differ in aggression. **Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.**

http//www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/...

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 6:29 (sage)

Are you stupid, >>37?

Here, let me clarify: I have bi tendencies. I find the rare male cute. It's true! But guess what? I'll never fuck a guy! Why?
a) Women are simply way better (why fuck a guy when we have women?)
b) Gays are all infected assholes (and damn do you desperately promiscuous dorks deserve it)

So what does that link have to do with anything? Maybe the majority of people are bi, but we don't want anything to do with you diseased shit lovers.

AIDS = Another Infected Dick Sucker (also better known as Anally Inserted Death Sentence). Go fuck yourselves to death and stop trying to push your shit agenda on the rest of us.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:15

faggots all need to go.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:48

>>38
iawtc
If the gays who first contracted it accepted they couldn't have sex and instead became eunuch scholars, none of this bullshit could have been pulled from a disease that would never pass on.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 14:27

>>38
FAG!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 19:32 (sage)

Bend over, >>41.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 21:47

fucking faggots need to go.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 21:50

I think that our entire society needs to lighten up about sexuality.  People shouldn't be made to be paranoid that they might accidentally come off gay and therefore be ostracised by all their peers.  I never had that problem, but I've just seen too many damn stupid people who take up all their time just trying to prove their not gay, through pointless sports activities and stupid stupid shit.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 5:06 (sage)

Homosexuality? Mandatory?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 7:46

I've seen too many faggots taking it up the ass. They get sick. We pay. Line the HIV faggots up and shoot them.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 10:32

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 11:14

>>33
I am male and I would just like to say that body hair is disgusting, including my own body hair. I am shaven completely except for the hair ontop of my head.

I can see why you wouldn't want to touch some hairy beast, that's understandable.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 11:38

>>48
God yeah buddy.

Why the hell do we have that disgusting crap.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 12:24

Most people here would probably fuck just as much as zomg faggots if they knew that someone to fuck wasn't particularly hard to come by. My grandfather can get blowjobs in the bathrooms of our city parks and he's 73 years old and fat.

Think of how many times you masturbate a day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 12:39

>>50
But mostly to cumcatcher gutter trash chicks with tons of STDs.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 15:13

My no.1 complaint about faggots is that they're mostly promiscuous twats. Look at >>1:
Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it

Hay guyz, fucking anything that moves isn't a good idea. Is it really that fucking hard to have one relationship every few years?

That's why fags are full of AIDS, and the rest of us aren't.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 0:52

>>52
The typical faggot is a complete idiot. I have been taught by sex exucation to fear sex and how horrible it is (oh no STDs) to the point where I won't have sex with someone without an STD test. I get one to prove myself and s/he gets one to prove him/her self, I like sex, I like friends who I can have sex with, I don't like it when I get diseases from friends.

People who have sex with everything that moves are idiots but oh well, the'll die, survival of the fittest I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 2:19

Hey, if faggots don't fuck around constantly, I have no problem with them. What two people do in private is no concern of mine, as long as it doesn't adversely affect society.

In fact that's the reason I support gay marriage.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 22:34

They have those googoo eyes, talk funny, and have limp wrists. Why? I think it is a mental defect.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 11:12

>>55
Googoo eyes? What?
I don't talk funny, and I don't have a limp wrist, I could pass as heterosexual if I didn't tell people that I sucked cock.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 12:32

You must be an exception.

You mean the people you fuck don't try and act like women?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 1:51

O rly im seriously 78GET ing

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 18:28

Why would anyone want to stick their cock into a hairy poo hole?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 9:49

EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 13:06

If all guys were like Bridget, I'd be gay.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 18:45

>>1-61 and >>63-1000 have gotten hard from this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 22:54

I think I am bi too. I fantasize about dressing up as a woman and snuggling with a man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 18:27

When will homosexuals receive their basic human rights?

Name: Sageman 2009-11-19 20:54

When will >>64 stop bumping threads that are five fucking years old?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:04

I love other pretty guys. Can't fucking get enough. I'm mostly gay, because heterosexual relationships are tougher to manage and gay sex is indeed easier to get (and more interesting). I'm pretty/effeminate. We always play it safe, I take that very seriously.

If it were more socially acceptable, you're absolutely right it would be more common - a main reason being that heterosexual marriage/family has been very badly compromised. Every single mother on state benefits is a double tax on married men, who are paying (through the fucking nose) for their own kids/legally-compromised marriage as well as dead marriages and broken families. Among many other problems.

Since the decline and practicality of regular marriage is so fucking wrecked, there's really no point in denying gays. In fact denying gays is really only going to show how sensitive people are to how bad things have got for the state of marriage.

Also, it would be a very effective population control measure. In the West and maybe Asia. Won't stop niggers fucking like fucking rabbits.

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