homosexuality should be mandatory

I think that if most people gave same-sex intercourse a chance, they'd like it. Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it; someone of the same gender tends to be more understanding of your needs.

Indubitably, with all the problems in the world today related to the ballooning population, the government should immediately devise an airborne vaccine that makes people gay/lesbian, and start dosing every baby in the world with it.

Resisters should be locked up in public stockades, nude.

How so?  People will try to be more gay when exposed to other gay people?  That's not true, except for women, but they don't count.