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homosexuality should be mandatory

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 16:45

I think that if most people gave same-sex intercourse a chance, they'd like it. Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it; someone of the same gender tends to be more understanding of your needs.

Indubitably, with all the problems in the world today related to the ballooning population, the government should immediately devise an airborne vaccine that makes people gay/lesbian, and start dosing every baby in the world with it.

Resisters should be locked up in public stockades, nude.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 17:24

ENJOY YOUR AIDS!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 17:37

yeah 2nd

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 18:09

Instead, how about accepted homosexual friendship?  A straight person can be friends with a gay person, with no social stigma attached.  The practice does occur, but would need to be common enough to be accepted by the majority as "normal."  It just needs a name.

For example, older men dating high school girls is considered normal in Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 19:02 (sage)

>>1
if this were to happen humankind will eventually become extinct, in other words you are gay.

Name: Mothra !DWDMFPPpRw 2005-09-07 20:03

>>1

If homosexuality were mandatory, all these benefits you list like being easy to get would vanish.  It would become like heterosexuality is now.  And of course, your solution to overpopulation is to stop breeding.  Good one, sport.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 20:16

I wish I could find a "straight bar."  So women would walk in with the intention of having sex with a guy.  Instead of just sitting there and being a bitch. 

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 3:28

>>7
maybe sex is her intention
BUT NOT WITH YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 6:15

>>6

Haven't you ever watched Gay Niggers from Outer Space? We'd become a perfect utopia!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 7:29

Elrond Hubbard parodied this theory in his dekalogy Battlefield Earth. Enjoy your Scientology.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 11:21

I think lesbianism should be mandatory and accepted.  But only if they look hot.  Men and chicks with dicks would be banned, however.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 6:55

>>5
Mission accomplished.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:04

Gayness is random, much like the X-men.  Killing all gays will not prevent future generations from being gay.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:10

Do gays also have mutant powers?
'cos if they do, I'm leaving heterosexuality for good.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 11:41

Um they can shoot beams... and webs...

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 16:18

>>14
They can shoot AIDS and manjuice. Usually both at once.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 20:56

>>7 that IS women's intention in bars.  guess you haven't found that out yet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-19 7:00

>>13
But, it will lower the amount of homosexuals in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 15:34

How so?  People will try to be more gay when exposed to other gay people?  That's not true, except for women, but they don't count.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 15:41

>>19
You are assuming that people are born gay

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 1:40

>>1
You are wrong, Mr. Faggot.  I am a hetero.  I once was friends with a gay guy.  He really like me (sexually and non sexually), and I really liked him (non sexually).  He wanted me, and since I liked him so much as a person, I thought I'd give the homo thing a chance.  We made out and got naked several times.  Each time, he was horny as hell.... but I got absolutely no pleasure from the situation at ALL!  I did what I did because he was so nice to me, and lonley and I don't know, I guess I was pretty fuckin stupid too.  Anyway, straight men are turning the wrong way if they are thinking of going gay.  You will meet a dead end.  Stick with women.... they aren't hairy.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 5:41

>>1
Funny how we always want what we cant have.
Here's a soulution to your problem.
1. Stop trolling!
2. Go buy yourself a jar of peanut butter, and a tube of crazy glue. ( Peter Pan "chunky style") I assume
3. Glue the lid on tight.
4. Go watch some home improvement show and wait for that luving feeling.



Name: Anonymous 2005-10-07 5:05 (sage)

>>6
>>1
Gay people have kids all the time. That wouldn't do a damn thing about overpopulation.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 0:09

Gay people are gay

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 1:27

>>24 wins this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 6:13

>>21
lol jailhouse lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:02

If it was socially acceptable for everyone to suck cock, then there would more promotions, better grades, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:04

Do gay people really equal a minority?  People compare segregation of blacks to the way we treat gays now, but is it the same thing?  Then transvestites and transexuals are grouped in to the same "minority" and everyone gets offended by each other.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:08

Add pedos to the list. They have rights too.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 16:27

And vampires.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 17:56

According to Kinsey's studies, most people are bisexual. We're all somewhere in the spectrum between heterosexuality and homosexuality. Due to social pressures, most people stick with their stronger orientation and never actually try the other. If homosexuality were more socially acceptable, I'd imagine that alot of people would try it.

There was also a double-blind study where men were tested for sexual arousal while viewing gay porn. They found out that the most homophobic ones were the most aroused. Pretty interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 17:57

AHHHHH! NOOOOO!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 18:04

All I know is that nothing is more appealing that a shankered, venous rectum in the middle of a hairy, sweaty ass. Yup, that is where I want to stick my manhood into! Pack that fudge, boys!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 20:29 (sage)

If homosexuality were more socially acceptable, I'd imagine that alot of people would try it.

I always wanted to catch HIV. Yeah, baby, gimme h0t AIDS action!

Until it's socially acceptable, and faggots stop fucking around like goddamn promiscuous animals passing on diseases, there's no way a sane person would want to touch one of those hairy dick suckers.

Also, see >>33.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 21:05

Before HIV the faggots all had hep. Filthy buttfucking scum.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 21:26

AIDs was created as a propoganda device.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=aids+conspiracy

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 5:19

>>33-35
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. **Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli.** The groups did not differ in aggression. **Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.**

http//www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/...

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 6:29 (sage)

Are you stupid, >>37?

Here, let me clarify: I have bi tendencies. I find the rare male cute. It's true! But guess what? I'll never fuck a guy! Why?
a) Women are simply way better (why fuck a guy when we have women?)
b) Gays are all infected assholes (and damn do you desperately promiscuous dorks deserve it)

So what does that link have to do with anything? Maybe the majority of people are bi, but we don't want anything to do with you diseased shit lovers.

AIDS = Another Infected Dick Sucker (also better known as Anally Inserted Death Sentence). Go fuck yourselves to death and stop trying to push your shit agenda on the rest of us.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:15

faggots all need to go.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:48

>>38
iawtc
If the gays who first contracted it accepted they couldn't have sex and instead became eunuch scholars, none of this bullshit could have been pulled from a disease that would never pass on.

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