homosexuality should be mandatory

I think that if most people gave same-sex intercourse a chance, they'd like it. Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it; someone of the same gender tends to be more understanding of your needs.

Indubitably, with all the problems in the world today related to the ballooning population, the government should immediately devise an airborne vaccine that makes people gay/lesbian, and start dosing every baby in the world with it.

Resisters should be locked up in public stockades, nude.

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You are wrong, Mr. Faggot.  I am a hetero.  I once was friends with a gay guy.  He really like me (sexually and non sexually), and I really liked him (non sexually).  He wanted me, and since I liked him so much as a person, I thought I'd give the homo thing a chance.  We made out and got naked several times.  Each time, he was horny as hell.... but I got absolutely no pleasure from the situation at ALL!  I did what I did because he was so nice to me, and lonley and I don't know, I guess I was pretty fuckin stupid too.  Anyway, straight men are turning the wrong way if they are thinking of going gay.  You will meet a dead end.  Stick with women.... they aren't hairy.