homosexuality should be mandatory

I think that if most people gave same-sex intercourse a chance, they'd like it. Besides the fact that it's easy as hell to get, and easier to get when you want it; someone of the same gender tends to be more understanding of your needs.

Indubitably, with all the problems in the world today related to the ballooning population, the government should immediately devise an airborne vaccine that makes people gay/lesbian, and start dosing every baby in the world with it.

Resisters should be locked up in public stockades, nude.

Most people here would probably fuck just as much as zomg faggots if they knew that someone to fuck wasn't particularly hard to come by. My grandfather can get blowjobs in the bathrooms of our city parks and he's 73 years old and fat.

Think of how many times you masturbate a day.