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This is why you can't get laid

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 14:20

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

My ex-girlfriend decided to become a lesbian because she never wants to end up pregnant.

Meanwhile, terrorists breed freely in America. FML.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 4:33

I can't get laid because I find real women to be insufferable, and I'm not sexually attracted to men. In other news I just got the onahole I ordered, it is amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 10:29

Meaning, even the most retarded tv shows can have an impact on people's attitude.
This comes from Yankeeland. Wow, big shock. Or something.

The fact that this particular message ("wait 'til you're properly set before having kids") is actually a sensible one for a change, doesn't matter too much when people keep reaching conclusions for retarded reasons.

Conclusion: Phuxx0r ppl's education, and they'll buy anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 16:00

>>2
But Robotic real-dolls and electronic flesh-lights are expensive.
>>3
Meanwhile, Honey boo-boo has somehow managed to popularize the lifestyle of the disabled and the obese.
>>4 No one is ever financially prepared to have children.
Idiots burn cash.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 17:44

i'm sexually attracted to goats and i live in detroit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 18:19

Maybe it is you minorities which ought to be checking your privilege. When it comes to all these privilege discussions, we are a oppressed minority.

Oops,I just created a paradox.
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Maybe it is you minorities which ought to be checking your privilege. When it comes to all these privilege discussions, we are a oppressed minority.

Oops,I just created a paradox.
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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-03 17:01

>>6
Or did you? You didn't turn in a research article: You submitted a large, awkward assemblage of sentences. It was like you kidnapped them in the dead of night and forced them onto pages against their will at gun-point. Each sentence interacted uncomfortably like a group of people at a bar with no alcohol anywhere. This isn't a article, it's a loud hostage situation done by a mute midget.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 0:25

Get a vasectomy.  It's the single best answer.  The world doesn't need another generation, and bitches love it when they can get filled with your cum and not worry about it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 1:52

>>8
Are those reversible? People have been known to change their minds after a decade or two. Or three.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-05 0:09

>>9
Are those reversible?
I believe they are, but I would consult a doctor (or two or three) before getting one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-06 10:39

What is in the safe?
http://i.imgur.com/cPWlsp3.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-07 21:52

>>11
Modern Web comics are pretty terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 13:36

>>12
Yes, they are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 14:11

It's frustrating for me because I actually want to be the father of someone's kid but my personality is so repellant that women become gay as a result. I don't know what to do about that.
There's no point in getting a vasectomy when no one wants my warty-dick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 19:01

>>12
There's a reason they have to spam all kinds of threads to shit like this; it's the only way to sucker someone -anyone!- into ever reading that crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:58

>>15
Damn, that means I'm a sucker. *Facepalm*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-03 2:59

till she hits 25 and her biological clock goes off and she wants kids.
then she'll look back at how stupid and fucked up she made her life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 14:31

>>17
I'm watching the other end of this where she stops wearing makeup because black people are scared of single mothers.

Don't change these.
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