This is why you can't get laid

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

My ex-girlfriend decided to become a lesbian because she never wants to end up pregnant.

Meanwhile, terrorists breed freely in America. FML.

till she hits 25 and her biological clock goes off and she wants kids.
then she'll look back at how stupid and fucked up she made her life.