This is why you can't get laid

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

My ex-girlfriend decided to become a lesbian because she never wants to end up pregnant.

Meanwhile, terrorists breed freely in America. FML.

Get a vasectomy.  It's the single best answer.  The world doesn't need another generation, and bitches love it when they can get filled with your cum and not worry about it.