This is why you can't get laid

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

My ex-girlfriend decided to become a lesbian because she never wants to end up pregnant.

Meanwhile, terrorists breed freely in America. FML.

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But Robotic real-dolls and electronic flesh-lights are expensive.
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Meanwhile, Honey boo-boo has somehow managed to popularize the lifestyle of the disabled and the obese.
>>4 No one is ever financially prepared to have children.
Idiots burn cash.