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iPad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 16:02

Here's an honest look at the ipad:

You've got a system with bluetooth, no usb, a microphone, some simple speakers, a horrible resolution, wifi or 3g if you pay more, a bit of storage, absolutely no hardware compatibility. It's completely unchangable. It's got a touch screen.

You know what this sounds like, to me? A phone without a sim card, only bigger.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 16:27

Yeah do people really need this?

My phone does everything I need and more and it's much smaller. Why do people buy into this shit seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 16:28

Yeah but it's the APPLE iPAD!

You need to buy it now or you will die a horrible death! And a puppy will die along with you! You don't want yourself and a cute puppy to die, do you? Do you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:11

>>2
Because they're fanboys, that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 17:54

I haven't looked into this yet, but I don't have the money tp afford it anyway.
It'll probably sell like crazy and spawn a lot of clones, think of the iPod/iPhone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 19:14

>>5
This is the iPod/iPhone.  They basically didn't change anything.  It's just less compact.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 19:16

I'll stick to my netbook.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 19:27

>>5
It'll probably sell like crazy and spawn a lot of clones, think of the iPod/iPhone.

And all the other tablet computers are doomed to be called clones, even the ones that came before the iPad. Nothing will be called a tablet pc or some such any more, everything is an iPad, no matter who produced it.

"Did you hear about Microsoft's new iPad? It's such an iPad ripoff. Hey lets rub our iPads together!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 19:33

>>8
Well in case of the iPod/iPhone, the other DAP/phone producers did borrow some stuff like design from Apple, but in the end that happens with everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:36

Imagine the eroge you could make with a big touchscreen like that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:47

>>10
Perfect for commuters who want to pass time during their train ride!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:54

Hell yeah, check out how she moans when I rub counterclockwise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 22:47

I imagine a film: a coming-of-age story about 4 e-friends who go on an "epic" roadtrip to attend Digital Overload because one of them just learned how to drive and his parents are away for the weekend, so he has the minivan all to himself. Everyone else says they're going to a science fair to appease the "parental units." Romance ensues when one of them turns out to be a fat internet girl. It stars Michael Cera as the lead, some gothy fat kid, a stereotypically asian kid, and a fat Meghan Fox as the internet girl. It ends with them meeting their idol, Tim Buckley. He knocks up fat internet chick, and they all worship the baby once it is born miscarried. All in all, they find out that friendship can overcblah blah blah words words words.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 22:55

>>13
Sounds like something a JEWS film producer would be interested in.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 23:51

>>13
That's just stupid, with a device like this why would you ever need to leave the house?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:16

is a piece of shit really who in his right mind would purchase such horrendous design artefact

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:26

>>16
Indeed. It's so bad, I even heard some Mac users themselves that it's a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:44

I got banned on gaf for trolling the iPad.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19500805&postcount=614

And what I said was TAME compared to what the others were banned for. Damn faggot macfag mods.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:50

>>18
Yeah, I hate rampant famboyism as much as the next guy, but you got banned for trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 3:10

If Apple knows at all what they're doing, they will can this thing before it is slated to hit the shelves in March. I think they must have realized they might have to - usually when they have a new release, it goes up on the Apple store that same day. Announcing it now for release in March is not like them.
lol thats trolling??

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 4:36

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 4:51

Is it just me or does Steve Jobs sound like Sylvester the Cat? iPod iPad iPuddy tat

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:04

The thing is that most people don't give a shit about what is inside their computer, or even come close to understanding what it is their computer is doing. As long as you can check your email and look at porn with a little pazzaz, most people are going to be happy as hell. Basically apple is going to make a shit ton of money, even if it does have some fairly glaring flaws. I mean it's actually a fairly decent price (they are most likely selling it as a loss trying to recoup it in the max-ipad flavors and iTunes/whatever the hell it is), and will take care of 80% of the casual computer user's needs.
I myself don't really like the way that apple uses vender lock, but most people could not give a shit. Hell, apple has a brilliant business model they are setting up right now, more so than microsoft if you ask me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:38

fairly decent price

Not if you compare it to a netbook.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 10:00

>>24
I think the major glaring flaw with netbooks is that they all run windows.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 11:46

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 13:50

>>26
And even then, you can install the OS yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 17:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 3:39

>>27
how can you not install the OS yourself.
you mean that YOU cant install it yourself? becuase its totally possible...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 8:37

>>29
I'm saying it doesn't matter what most netbooks run by default, because you can always install the OS you want.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 8:47

>>30
Thing is you can find a netbook for cheaper and be able to do quite a bit with one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 9:56

>>31
But the iPad is obviously better since it costs more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 11:23

>>32
Actually no. I've spoken with someone who has one and said that it does no more than what a simple iPod touch does. Just because it costs more doesn't make it necessarily better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 13:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4

Hitler responds to the iPad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 13:40

ITT: You Mad

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 13:46

Damn right I'm mad! AAPL is down below 200 again!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 13:47

>>34
I always love these.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-29 13:59

I can't wait to get my hands on a Fujitsu iPad!

http://www.physorg.com/news183970829.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-30 5:04

>>38
haha I remember when apple tried to sue the BBC over the use of the word ``iPlayer''

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 4:28

the iPad had over 250,000 preorders in Germany alone. Apple only expected 75,000 in Germany.

iPad is already order of magnitude bigger then the AppleTV.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 14:40

They should call it a Star Trek pad or something, because that's what it is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 15:57

>>41
That would be the iPADD.
And yes, my first iPhone got me pretty excited about how close we were.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 14:13

If I was Steve Jobs I would get a bunch of Apple fan-girls to fuck me and pay them with iPads.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 14:42

>>43
if you were steve jobs you would be an queer, not to say that you are not one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 15:58

>>44
that hurt dude ;_;

y u do this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:00

>>45
Your keyboard appears to be defective! Please grant it your attention.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:03

>>46
K i'll buy an iPad

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:17

>>47
The iPad is not a keyboard! The whole gimmick is that it doesn't have a keyboard!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:20

>>48
But it has a touch screen, you nincompoop!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:21

is a piece of shit really who in his right mind would purchase such horrendous design artefact

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:22

>>49
Touch screens should be called ``look screens'' instead, because that's what you constantly need to do if you don't want to fuck up horribly while typing!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-05 9:32

>>34
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Constantin Film AG.
Fuck you, YouTube.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 7:09

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 8:12

My mom bought me an iPad yesterday.

But I broke it.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 9:43

>>54
You is a colon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 14:00

>>54
THIS IS NOT THE REAL :/
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's the kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 14:25

:/\:

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 14:33

:\/:

:/~~\:  oh god they are tounging each other

Name: :/ 2010-04-07 21:28

Oooooohhhh meeee. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 23:38

>>59
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 4:57

>>60
the feeling is mutual.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 6:27

>>61
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-12 15:34

>>51
Oh, you must be that person who makes that graph comparing every new product Apple releases with a rock.

Name: Need Flanders !zEbvo0ofwg 2010-04-12 16:04

>>60
>>62
bless you ;')

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-12 19:41

>>64
I have seen what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 0:08

HURRRRRRRRRRRR

Currently posting on my Ipad 3G
HATERS GONNA HATE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 6:06

>>66
Gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 7:27

I'm a n00b when it comes to these things. I think the iPad looks really good but I've nothing to compare it to (except for my broken, 1st gen iPod shuffle). What do? D:

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 13:20

>>71
"looks really good"

What will you use it for boyo?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 7:56

>>72
I'm thinking eBooks, surfing the web, writing notes blah blah blah. I don't really need an all singing all dancing thing. With that in mind actually would there be a any cheaper alternatives available?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 16:50

>>73
Laptop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 17:09

>>74
A laptop is pretty much all singing all dancing as far as I can see. I don't need to play PC games or have masses of hard drive space.

I'm looking at iPod touch. Any good? Apparently it's like iPhone sans a quality camera and no monthly fee.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 20:16

>>75
Netbook faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 5:43

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 20:38

fucking ipad is just a hyped up kindle. Buy a real pc/portable. This apple shit is getting fucking ridiculous

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 20:39

Only computer ive had For two years is ipad. I can speak for it, fuck this thing. Its nice and shit. For a fucking four yearold. Its an internet tab, simple as that. Like a newspaper that changes

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 20:46

meh

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 12:40

79 here again. Ipad doesnt heat your balls if you using it while in car or watching tv. Also way, way, smaller and portable(ie bathroom runs, bringing it outside, stuff where phones go laptops dont)

Name: : 2011-10-19 7:48

RIP Steve Jobs... and your asses.

Get a fucking clue people it's a bigass stupid tablet some rich douches just like to use and show the whole world like they care.  How about you actually hang those debt-feeding pricks instead of merely gang-raping only one of their many electronic dick luxuries. (big ass luminated tanning beds, anyone?)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 12:01

>>82 Fuck you SFBE and die of AIDs you prick!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 11:10

oh, ok

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