iPad

Here's an honest look at the ipad:

You've got a system with bluetooth, no usb, a microphone, some simple speakers, a horrible resolution, wifi or 3g if you pay more, a bit of storage, absolutely no hardware compatibility. It's completely unchangable. It's got a touch screen.

You know what this sounds like, to me? A phone without a sim card, only bigger.

I imagine a film: a coming-of-age story about 4 e-friends who go on an "epic" roadtrip to attend Digital Overload because one of them just learned how to drive and his parents are away for the weekend, so he has the minivan all to himself. Everyone else says they're going to a science fair to appease the "parental units." Romance ensues when one of them turns out to be a fat internet girl. It stars Michael Cera as the lead, some gothy fat kid, a stereotypically asian kid, and a fat Meghan Fox as the internet girl. It ends with them meeting their idol, Tim Buckley. He knocks up fat internet chick, and they all worship the baby once it is born miscarried. All in all, they find out that friendship can overcblah blah blah words words words.