iPad

Here's an honest look at the ipad:

You've got a system with bluetooth, no usb, a microphone, some simple speakers, a horrible resolution, wifi or 3g if you pay more, a bit of storage, absolutely no hardware compatibility. It's completely unchangable. It's got a touch screen.

You know what this sounds like, to me? A phone without a sim card, only bigger.

RIP Steve Jobs... and your asses.

Get a fucking clue people it's a bigass stupid tablet some rich douches just like to use and show the whole world like they care.  How about you actually hang those debt-feeding pricks instead of merely gang-raping only one of their many electronic dick luxuries. (big ass luminated tanning beds, anyone?)