>>2
Anal retentive? Or were you holding it in your hand. Would that be manual retentive?
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Anonymous2009-05-01 11:26
Who didn't piss everywhere? Not because I couldn't hold it, just because I wanted to piss in/on things.
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Anonymous2009-05-01 11:44
I use to sleepwalk on occasion when I was younger. I remember one night when I was having a very vivid dream of peeing in a urinal. Halfway through my dream-piss, I woke up.
I was in the hallway, peeing in a laundry hamper.
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!MILKRIBS4k2009-05-01 12:46
I pissed my pants in kindergarten, talk about embarrassing!
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Anonymous2009-05-01 12:47
I peed into the wind once. It was a physics lesson I'll never forget.
In France they have these outdoor urinals with just a bush to obstruct them from view. I used one once, and there was a woman using another one. She was just standing there, squatting over it, takin a piss like a man. Only backwards.
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Anonymous2009-05-01 15:41
Do the Japanese still use those holes in the ground?
In the second grade, some girl I kinda liked pissed herself while in line for the bathroom. From that point forward, I had a piss fetish. Funny how shit works, huh?
There was one time I pissed in this margin of space between the living room couch and a wall. Even at the age of five I knew it was wrong to do, but I just did it anyway. I don't know why. When I became older, around age eight or nine before I would take a bath I'd piss in the pants I was wearing; for some strange reason that felt better than pissing in the toilet.
>>14
I did that first thing too when I was five. I would piss on the carpet then blame it on the cat
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Anonymous2009-05-02 10:43
I remember once when I was a kid I woke up in the middle of the night bursting to pee but it was cold and I didn't want to get up so I just stuck my dick out from under the sheets and pissed on the floor. lol.
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Anonymous2009-05-02 13:36
>>17
Those things don't seem to be connected in any fashion whatsoever.
I wet the bed randomly before the age of 8. But here's a story that's somewhat unrelated.
At age 5, I woke up around 5AM. I think my bed/pajamas were already a little wet, but I still needed to piss really badly.
I got up and headed to the bathroom. My dad was in there, the door was either locked or I was scared to go in there. I couldn't wait much longer, and I was scared of wetting myself, because I feared I'd get punished for it (even though I probably wouldn't anyway). Without thinking, I quickly pissed the kitchen trash bin. I emptied most of my bladder in it, not all of it though, but enough to keep the urge away. That's all I could remember, I do know that no one seemed to notice.
I wonder what anyone else would do in a situation like that, at that age?
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Anonymous2009-05-05 23:30
This may sound furry but...
One time when I was eighteen, well, I wanted to piss outside on a tree. It was in the middle of the night. I went to my backyard, got on all fours, lifted my leg at the tree and pissed at full force.
To make this experience even more better, I left my shorts on. I really liked it, and now I'm thinking of probably trying this again very soon.
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Anonymous2009-05-05 23:41
[sup] It's not a childhood story, but everytime I get drunk I piss in my walkin closet
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Anonymous2009-05-05 23:55
Not childhood, but one time when I chat with "friends", I have this kind of fun with them. I have them tell me how many seconds should I piss myself, when they gave me my time, I actually piss myself for the exact amount of seconds. Rarely, I actually let it all go, when they tell me to. After doing this, I describe it to them. I did all this at my computer chair.
Hmmm, I wonder if I should do something like this again?
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Anonymous2009-05-05 23:57
In kindergarten, each classroom had its own single-person bathroom. Once, during some kind of free time, I really needed to piss. So I quickly headed over to the bathroom in the corner and opened the door without knocking first. And sitting there on the toilet, was my teacher.
She was 65.
I'd repressed that memory for all those years until now.
The horror...
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Anonymous2009-05-06 0:01
>>25
Dare you to do it right now, for a full minute
I don't want to wet myself completely, well, not for a while at least.
Just give me a time of few or several seconds and MAYBE I'll do it.
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Anonymous2009-05-07 0:28
May not be piss related, but it was during my childhood.
During my pre-school time, there was only one small bathroom, with one toilet. The door was almost never shut, so during potty time, we could watch everything that happens in there.
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Anonymous2009-05-07 0:52
>>26
I thought you were going to say you pissed on her, lol
Samefag here, I'm ready to do it. But before I do, I thought of a another idea, of using alot of toliet paper as a makeshift diaper. If I do that, I'll increase the time to 30 seconds.
Should I do try that or should I just do what I was going to do?
This is after the piss, the diaper and shorts, all laid out on an old towel. Those are actually the back of my shorts since I was sitting the whole time. Sorry, there are no pics during the piss, but there was nothing "interesting" to see anyway.
There's nothing else more I can do, as I pretty much cleaned everything. At least I don't need to piss now. Well, I won't do this again for a long time now, but I'll be happy to do few seconds pisses again some other time (maybe take better pictures of that).
How long should I go between 1-3 seconds, and should I let it go in a slow or hard stream?
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Anonymous2009-05-08 2:40
I don't know how you can regulate the stream, i always have to go full throttle.
Go full whack at it, but remember to post pics for your adoring fans. I'm stoned and this is fascinating like a car crash
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Anonymous2009-05-08 2:50
Okay then, I'll even try to take a picture during the piss also.
Going for 3 seconds and letting it go as hard as I can.
Okay, I'm done now, now I'm going to go to bed now. Maybe some other time I will have this kind of fun again. Until then, post some childhood piss stories or something.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 3:18
Why did i click on those links, what the fuck is wrong with me
>>73
If it's any consolation, I too have clicked those links and upon retrospect -- I ask myself why as well.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 3:48
haha, I on the other hand, have not and shall not click on any links in this thread. There is no reason to turn /lounge/ into some half-assed imageboard wannabe.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 4:23
Well, i know it isn't an imageboard, but you did read hip descriptions. I bet you wondered why after that
I often take my underpants all the way to the bottom of my legs and take a leak.
Feels good, man
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Anonymous2009-05-08 10:45
I remember when I was very little (4 or maybe 5), I'd always move my legs in a weird motion, and it felt good for some reason (because I was probably "fapping" with them).
One night, I got really into it, and kept on doing it until I had an extreme urge to piss. I got up out of bed quickly and ran to the bathroom, the urge got so bad, that I fell down to my knees trying to hold it, but I held whatever back, and made it to the bathroom. My undies were probably a little wet, something to let the fapping pissfags know.
I never done this again, until I was like 13 or something.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 13:47
One time I got drunk and sleepwalking, went and pissed on a friend who was passed out. He didn't see the funny side to it but the other three people sleeping in that room did
Same pic posting boxer pissfag here. I have the motivation to do it again, this time, I'll let go all of it in my bathtub. Should I do it or not, you all have less than an hour to decide or I'm not going to do it at all.
I got done taking a shower afterwards, wearing those boxers still. I'm done doing this for a while, and I'm now wearing dry clothes. Also, to tease some fapping pissfags, I just let a drop go right now. (I would take a picture of it, but these boxers are black)
I've put in an order for 100 white cotton panties. I'm gonna boil them in batches in a very diluted fish sauce and stain them with deer piss (any outdoor supply store) and sell them as "Japanese schoolgirl panties" online.
I've already registered a domain, so nobody steal my idea.
Often when I'm at a urinal in a public restroom, and there's long line behind me and the stalls are all filled, I'll begin to feel anxious and rushed. So I pretend to piss, give it a few shakes, and just get out of there, rather than risk standing there for too long and annoy all of the others waiting to empty their bladders. This usually happens when I've been sitting for awhile, such as at a sporting event. If I've been standing or walking, then I'm fine.
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Anonymous2009-05-31 2:44
I remember we used to pee at the end of slippery dips and then watch the younger kids slide right into it lol.
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Anonymous2009-05-31 13:26
i was at my friend's house, he was the same age as me (about 8 or something). his brother was 3 years older than us, we used to wrestle/fight/kill animals in the bush park place, that place was fucking awesome, it had 2 waterfalls and really good hiking paths all through it. anyway i was sleeping over at his house after one of our escapades, i drank a lot of water, went to bed and ended up pissing in it. it sucked because it was really cold where i lived, so at like 4 in the morning i wake up, freezing, soaking wet, get all my stuff and walk to the other side of the block where i lived. leaving the piss soaked bed for my friend's family to deal with. i'm still good friends with that guy. getting all nostalgiafag over that park now =/
tl;dr i pissed in a friend's bed and ended up walking home
Did you had bedwetting troubles around the time or was that just a rare happening?
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Anonymous2009-06-03 23:53
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Anonymous2009-06-07 19:05
bump
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Anonymous2009-06-08 11:10
yea
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Anonymous2009-06-14 2:01
Must get more stories!
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Anonymous2009-07-11 23:55
bumpan
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Anonymous2009-07-12 0:15
I used to have a bunk bed, with plastic under the mattresses (guess why). I slept on the bottom, and my brother (who peed the bed) on the top. One day I found an accumulation of piss in the plastic, and I poked it, which made it burst. Unfortunately, most of it went into my mouth. Piss is very salty, by the way.
>>156
Indeed. Anyone remember the old "How long does it take for piss to land on balls"?
Good times....
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Anonymous2010-05-26 21:30
Oh piss thread, how I missed you
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Anonymous2010-05-26 22:35
the first time I put my penis in my sister's mouth and let it rip she gagged and puked all over her bedroom floor and just then my mom walked in as I was letting out the rest of it on my sister's head and my mom got a face full of it. I was in deep shit.