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Childhood Piss Stories

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 0:56

Post your memorable childhood piss stories (bedwettings, accidents, w/e).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 1:50

I would sometimes hold my poo for a week or more. But that's not a piss story.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 6:24

>>2
Anal retentive?  Or were you holding it in your hand.  Would that be manual retentive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 11:26

Who didn't piss everywhere? Not because I couldn't hold it, just because I wanted to piss in/on things.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 11:44

I use to sleepwalk on occasion when I was younger. I remember one night when I was having a very vivid dream of peeing in a urinal. Halfway through my dream-piss, I woke up.

I was in the hallway, peeing in a laundry hamper.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-01 12:46

I pissed my pants in kindergarten, talk about embarrassing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 12:47

I peed into the wind once. It was a physics lesson I'll never forget.

>>6
Weenie herder!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 13:22

In France they have these outdoor urinals with just a bush to obstruct them from view.  I used one once, and there was a woman using another one.  She was just standing there, squatting over it, takin a piss like a man.  Only backwards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 15:41

Do the Japanese still use those holes in the ground?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 19:42

>>9
si todavia cagan en esos hoyos

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:15


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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 22:48

>>11
max hardcore is the man

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:16

In the second grade, some girl I kinda liked pissed herself while in line for the bathroom.  From that point forward, I had a piss fetish.  Funny how shit works, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:40

There was one time I pissed in this margin of space between the living room couch and a wall. Even at the age of five I knew it was wrong to do, but I just did it anyway. I don't know why. When I became older, around age eight or nine before I would take a bath I'd piss in the pants I was wearing; for some strange reason that felt better than pissing in the toilet.

OK, I've said too much now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 3:14

>>14
hawwt tellme more please

Name: RedCream 2009-05-02 4:45

Given this thread topic, it's time to once again pose one of the most important questions in our existence, which has oft vexed us:

How long does it take for piss to land on balls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 5:03

>>16
interesting. This question reminds me of a similar question you posted in another thread, answered here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1240875963/25

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:39

>>14
I did that first thing too when I was five.  I would piss on the carpet then blame it on the cat

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:43

I remember once when I was a kid I woke up in the middle of the night bursting to pee but it was cold and I didn't want to get up so I just stuck my dick out from under the sheets and pissed on the floor. lol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 13:36

>>17
Those things don't seem to be connected in any fashion whatsoever.

Name: saske 2009-05-03 16:38

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:16

I wet the bed randomly before the age of 8.  But here's a story that's somewhat unrelated.

At age 5, I woke up around 5AM.  I think my bed/pajamas were already a little wet, but I still needed to piss really badly.

I got up and headed to the bathroom.  My dad was in there, the door was either locked or I was scared to go in there.  I couldn't wait much longer, and I was scared of wetting myself, because I feared I'd get punished for it (even though I probably wouldn't anyway).  Without thinking, I quickly pissed the kitchen trash bin.  I emptied most of my bladder in it, not all of it though, but enough to keep the urge away.  That's all I could remember, I do know that no one seemed to notice.


I wonder what anyone else would do in a situation like that, at that age?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:30

This may sound furry but...

One time when I was eighteen, well, I wanted to piss outside on a tree.  It was in the middle of the night.  I went to my backyard, got on all fours, lifted my leg at the tree and pissed at full force.

To make this experience even more better, I left my shorts on.  I really liked it, and now I'm thinking of probably trying this again very soon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:41

[sup] It's not a childhood story, but everytime I get drunk I piss in my walkin closet

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:55

Not childhood, but one time when I chat with "friends", I have this kind of fun with them.  I have them tell me how many seconds should I piss myself, when they gave me my time, I actually piss myself for the exact amount of seconds.  Rarely, I actually let it all go, when they tell me to.  After doing this, I describe it to them.  I did all this at my computer chair.


Hmmm, I wonder if I should do something like this again?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:57

In kindergarten, each classroom had its own single-person bathroom.  Once, during some kind of free time, I really needed to piss.  So I quickly headed over to the bathroom in the corner and opened the door without knocking first.  And sitting there on the toilet, was my teacher.
She was 65.
I'd repressed that memory for all those years until now.
The horror...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:01

>>25
Dare you to do it right now, for a full minute

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:02

>>26

Oh god.  Also, did you make it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:08

>>28
I was too scared to piss after that.  I think I just held it the rest of the day

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:05

Toilets in shitmerica don't have locks on the doors? lol what a backwards shit country lololololol srsly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:12

>>30
Got shit on in the Canada thread, so you came here eh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:14

>>30
It's to prevent any unwanted cottaging, cause unlike canadians usa isn't fags!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 23:59

>>27

I don't want to wet myself completely, well, not for a while at least.

Just give me a time of few or several seconds and MAYBE I'll do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:28

May not be piss related, but it was during my childhood.

During my pre-school time, there was only one small bathroom, with one toilet.  The door was almost never shut, so during potty time, we could watch everything that happens in there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:52

>>26
I thought you were going to say you pissed on her, lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:55

>>35
I thought the same thing!

>>29
Oh God, your bladder must of nearly burst before you were finally able to take a piss comfortably.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:01

waaaaaaggh it's spraying everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:13

Yay, piss stories are awesome.  moar please!

Name: The Threadpisser 2009-05-07 2:34

Waaah I'm taking a piss into your thread pssssshhh

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 5:57

>>39
Please no pissing at world4ch!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 7:41

Facepalm.txt

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 12:45

piss lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 12:47

I guess we're all out of stories then, huh? This was a good thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 17:07

>>25
>>33

Samefag here, just give me a time of between 1-10 seconds, and maybe I'll do it tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 17:11

>>43

I'm sure there's more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:14

This thread needs more piss.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:55

>>44
Go for 10

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 20:11

>>47

...

Should I let it go in a slow stream or hard stream?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 20:31

hmm...do it slow

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 20:39

>>49

Well, like I said, I'll do it soon.  Maybe in a few hours.

I'll let it go slowly, unless more want me to let it go in a hard stream.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 21:00

Thread needs more childhood piss stories, so here's one.

When I little, whenever I took a shower, sometimes I would soak myself in piss.  Then just clean myself thoroughly.


I still do it today, whenever I need to piss while showering.  Does anyone else do this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:16

>>50

Samefag here, I'm ready to do it.  But before I do, I thought of a another idea, of using alot of toliet paper as a makeshift diaper.  If I do that, I'll increase the time to 30 seconds.

Should I do try that or should I just do what I was going to do?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:18

Diaper

And take pictures if you can

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:59

>>53

I guess I have my cellphone, okay then, I have made my makeshift diaper and I will start when someone posts "go" or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:02

Go

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:10

Here again, I actually let go alot more than 30 seconds, I let it all go...

It felt so wet, warm and good.  Will post pics soon, but first, going to enjoy it for a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:21

This thread is certainly something a little different

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:40

This is the pic of the makeshift diaper, which is basically a bunch of toliet paper and tissues, this is before the piss.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2j26df5.jpg

This is after the piss, the diaper and shorts, all laid out on an old towel.  Those are actually the back of my shorts since I was sitting the whole time.  Sorry, there are no pics during the piss, but there was nothing "interesting" to see anyway.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2mo8tpk.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/30rqqth.jpg

This is just a pic of the toilet paper diaper.

http://i40.tinypic.com/ok4bjo.jpg


There's nothing else more I can do, as I pretty much cleaned everything.  At least I don't need to piss now.  Well, I won't do this again for a long time now, but I'll be happy to do few seconds pisses again some other time (maybe take better pictures of that).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:42

>>58
I'm afraid to open those links.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:42

Idon'tbelievethisshit.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:43

Click on the links, they said

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:06

Pissfag here.  I got some clean dry clothes now, gray sweat pants.

Well, I'm very tired now, but I think I can let go a little bit more piss before I go to bed.  Should I or should just go to sleep?

If so, what time between 1-3 seconds, and should I let it go in a slow or a hard stream?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:12

The funny thing is, none of the people who find piss arousing are here right now. At least they'll have the pics.
Oh whatever, do it faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:19

>>63

Hmm, maybe I should do it some other night then, unless someone actually wants me to do it. (I might even take pics)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:22

Fair enough, when the piss fags get here i'm sure they'll let you know.
I was entertained though, i'll say that

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:24

>>65

You were?  How exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:27

Well it's not every day you get a guy pissing himself and posting pics

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:34

>>67

Okay, now I feel more better doing it now.

How long should I go between 1-3 seconds, and should I let it go in a slow or hard stream?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:40

I don't know how you can regulate the stream, i always have to go full throttle.
Go full whack at it, but remember to post pics for your adoring fans. I'm stoned and this is fascinating like a car crash

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 2:50

Okay then, I'll even try to take a picture during the piss also.

Going for 3 seconds and letting it go as hard as I can.

http://i40.tinypic.com/1088k5x.jpg

Here's my boxers before going, I will go as soon as someone posts "go" or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:00

Fine. Why am i doing this.
Go

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:13

I tried taking a pic during my piss but failed the first time, this is the best I could do.

http://i39.tinypic.com/mkhv0l.jpg


Also, I kinda went a little longer than 3 seconds (since I wanted a during pic), and well, the damage is a little more than I want it to be.

http://i39.tinypic.com/34fi7vk.jpg


Okay, I'm done now, now I'm going to go to bed now.  Maybe some other time I will have this kind of fun again.  Until then, post some childhood piss stories or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:18

Why did i click on those links, what the fuck is wrong with me

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:19

>>73

Curiosity?  Or maybe it's because you like piss?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:35

>>73
If it's any consolation, I too have clicked those links and upon retrospect -- I ask myself why as well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:48

haha, I on the other hand, have not and shall not click on any links in this thread. There is no reason to turn /lounge/ into some half-assed imageboard wannabe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:23

Well, i know it isn't an imageboard, but you did read hip descriptions. I bet you wondered why after that

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:25

Damn you predictive text

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 8:29

Post some moar piss stories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 9:42

I often take my underpants all the way to the bottom of my legs and take a leak.

Feels good, man

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 10:45

I remember when I was very little (4 or maybe 5), I'd always move my legs in a weird motion, and it felt good for some reason (because I was probably "fapping" with them). 

One night, I got really into it, and kept on doing it until I had an extreme urge to piss.  I got up out of bed quickly and ran to the bathroom, the urge got so bad, that I fell down to my knees trying to hold it, but I held whatever back, and made it to the bathroom.  My undies were probably a little wet, something to let the fapping pissfags know. 

I never done this again, until I was like 13 or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:47

One time I got drunk and sleepwalking, went and pissed on a friend who was passed out. He didn't see the funny side to it but the other three people sleeping in that room did

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:46

>>82
You got drunk as a child?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:47

>>83
That happened when I was 21

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:48

>>84
This thread is about childhood piss stories!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:50

>>85
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 17:12

>>82
Tony, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 15:36

Let's piss everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 16:00

Reminds me of a saying.

Happiness is like peeing your pants.  Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 0:05

piss bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 3:09

Bump past spammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 5:22

Bumping past spam

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:21

Bumping past all the stupid spam.

Name: pork soda 2009-05-17 8:09

Bumping past all the stupid non-spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:57

98

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:57

99

Name: 100GET!!! 2009-05-17 10:58

100GET!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 12:19

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 13:02

ANUS
ANUS ANUS ANUs
ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 22:35

ganus

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 13:44

Same pic posting boxer pissfag here.  I have the motivation to do it again, this time, I'll let go all of it in my bathtub.  Should I do it or not, you all have less than an hour to decide or I'm not going to do it at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:09

>>104
Do it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:46

Okay then.  Lucky I thought ahead.

Here's my boxers before the pissing, they are the same ones I used during the other times I did this.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ed82eu.jpg

Here's during the piss, although it's not good quality, you can probably still see the stream of piss.  It wasn't alot of piss though.

http://i44.tinypic.com/mijmex.jpg

Here's two pics after the piss, the first pic doesn't show much, but the second one shows it pretty well.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i0gi8g.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/2isi0so.jpg

I got done taking a shower afterwards, wearing those boxers still.  I'm done doing this for a while, and I'm now wearing dry clothes.  Also, to tease some fapping pissfags, I just let a drop go right now. (I would take a picture of it, but these boxers are black)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 16:50

Oh god not you again

Name: Ultran 2009-05-21 17:26

Thats fuckin sick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 18:06

>>106 needs to learn how to use a camera properly

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 18:14

I've put in an order for 100 white cotton panties. I'm gonna boil them in batches in a very diluted fish sauce and stain them with deer piss (any outdoor supply store) and sell them as "Japanese schoolgirl panties" online.

I've already registered a domain, so nobody steal my idea.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:42

>>110
You're going to be rich!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 20:25

Name: RedCream 2009-05-21 21:55

Childhood is one endless string of stories involving sweat, piss, jizz and blood.  Adulthood merely adds the stories involving ALCOHOL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 13:56

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 0:29

sometimes the childhood 'as the alcohol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 0:30

Any more piss stories? I think this thread has run out of juice, or in this case, piss. *Snicker*

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 5:34

>>116
What does this say? I can read "NE" then it gets all jumbled up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 19:26

Needs more piss.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 22:46

For my frat initiation, I had to let all the other bros piss on me.  Wasn't the fun :/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 23:22

>>121
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 23:27

your frat house is Homo Homo Homo

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 23:23

Come on, there's got to be more stories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 0:37

Often when I'm at a urinal in a public restroom, and there's long line behind me and the stalls are all filled, I'll begin to feel anxious and rushed.  So I pretend to piss, give it a few shakes, and just get out of there, rather than risk standing there for too long and annoy all of the others waiting to empty their bladders.  This usually happens when I've been sitting for awhile, such as at a sporting event.  If I've been standing or walking, then I'm fine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 2:44

I remember we used to pee at the end of slippery dips and then watch the younger kids slide right into it lol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 13:26

i was at my friend's house, he was the same age as me (about 8 or something). his brother was 3 years older than us, we used to wrestle/fight/kill animals in the bush park place, that place was fucking awesome, it had 2 waterfalls and really good hiking paths all through it. anyway i was sleeping over at his house after one of our escapades, i drank a lot of water, went to bed and ended up pissing in it.  it sucked because it was really cold where i lived, so at like 4 in the morning i wake up, freezing, soaking wet, get all my stuff and walk to the other side of the block where i lived. leaving the piss soaked bed for my friend's family to deal with. i'm still good friends with that guy. getting all nostalgiafag over that park now =/

tl;dr i pissed in a friend's bed and ended up walking home

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 14:15

>>127

Did you had bedwetting troubles around the time or was that just a rare happening?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 23:53

...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 19:05

bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-08 11:10

yea

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 2:01

Must get more stories!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 23:55

bumpan

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 0:15

I used to have a bunk bed, with plastic under the mattresses (guess why). I slept on the bottom, and my brother (who peed the bed) on the top. One day I found an accumulation of piss in the plastic, and I poked it, which made it burst. Unfortunately, most of it went into my mouth. Piss is very salty, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 8:35

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 15:01

>>136
FAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 15:32

across

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 0:56

Anyone have any stories where they make it, but ended up a little wet at least?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-13 7:26

>>139
That happens a lot when you are a kid! I bet most people do!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 7:27

I thrust my penis into your anus with the might of ancient oaks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 12:39

>>141
That's not even a bit funny.

Name: cure-for-aids 2009-07-13 17:12

Once I peed directly into the toilet the end

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 13:20

>>143

yay

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-14 13:24

>>143
Not that interesting of a story!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-14 13:27

>>145
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:07

>>145


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                               JM@Bk:

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:57

>>143
Only once?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 22:54

when i was pissing in primary school, my dick sprayed sideways, and hit my friend. i then got detention for that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 22:54

when i was pissing in primary school, my dick sprayed sideways, and hit my friend. i then got detention for that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 0:28

>>150
haha, have you ever split the stream, where it go off in two totally separate directions?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 13:55

...

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 14:45

I used to wet my sheets every night till I was in first grade.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 14:50

Once, I haxed my dick instead of my anus, and I peed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 11:12

>>106
A memorable post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 14:47

>>156
Indeed. Anyone remember the old "How long does it take for piss to land on balls"?

Good times....

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 21:30

Oh piss thread, how I missed you

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 22:35

the first time I put my penis in my sister's mouth and let it rip she gagged and puked all over her bedroom floor and just then my mom walked in as I was letting out the rest of it on my sister's head and my mom got a face full of it. I was in deep shit.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 1:18

>>159
Don't ruin this great thread with your unfunny lies.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 4:36

>>160
Do ruin this great thread with your funny truths.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 9:17

>>160
PLEASE TRY TO IGNORE TROLL POSTS

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/77139

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 13:16

i piss myself at threads like this

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 13:27

>>1
Sounds pretty queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 18:30

>>164
Nowhere did he mention gender, orientation, or anything sexual. Seems like you've got queers on your mind all the time. Perhaps you're a queer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 18:38

>>165
NO THANK YOU
I can insure you that I am no queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 4:28

>>162
lol, he redirected to himself. He's such a fuckamanut.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 0:01

Nate Higgers

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 4:22

Hates niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 8:27

Nathan Higgers

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 14:31

NATE MY AHUS

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