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Childhood Piss Stories

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 0:56

Post your memorable childhood piss stories (bedwettings, accidents, w/e).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 22:46

For my frat initiation, I had to let all the other bros piss on me.  Wasn't the fun :/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 23:22

>>121
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 23:27

your frat house is Homo Homo Homo

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 23:23

Come on, there's got to be more stories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 0:37

Often when I'm at a urinal in a public restroom, and there's long line behind me and the stalls are all filled, I'll begin to feel anxious and rushed.  So I pretend to piss, give it a few shakes, and just get out of there, rather than risk standing there for too long and annoy all of the others waiting to empty their bladders.  This usually happens when I've been sitting for awhile, such as at a sporting event.  If I've been standing or walking, then I'm fine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 2:44

I remember we used to pee at the end of slippery dips and then watch the younger kids slide right into it lol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 13:26

i was at my friend's house, he was the same age as me (about 8 or something). his brother was 3 years older than us, we used to wrestle/fight/kill animals in the bush park place, that place was fucking awesome, it had 2 waterfalls and really good hiking paths all through it. anyway i was sleeping over at his house after one of our escapades, i drank a lot of water, went to bed and ended up pissing in it.  it sucked because it was really cold where i lived, so at like 4 in the morning i wake up, freezing, soaking wet, get all my stuff and walk to the other side of the block where i lived. leaving the piss soaked bed for my friend's family to deal with. i'm still good friends with that guy. getting all nostalgiafag over that park now =/

tl;dr i pissed in a friend's bed and ended up walking home

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 14:15

>>127

Did you had bedwetting troubles around the time or was that just a rare happening?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 23:53

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 19:05

bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-08 11:10

yea

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 2:01

Must get more stories!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 23:55

bumpan

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 0:15

I used to have a bunk bed, with plastic under the mattresses (guess why). I slept on the bottom, and my brother (who peed the bed) on the top. One day I found an accumulation of piss in the plastic, and I poked it, which made it burst. Unfortunately, most of it went into my mouth. Piss is very salty, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 8:35

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 15:01

>>136
FAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 15:32

across

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 0:56

Anyone have any stories where they make it, but ended up a little wet at least?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-13 7:26

>>139
That happens a lot when you are a kid! I bet most people do!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 7:27

I thrust my penis into your anus with the might of ancient oaks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 12:39

>>141
That's not even a bit funny.

Name: cure-for-aids 2009-07-13 17:12

Once I peed directly into the toilet the end

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 13:20

>>143

yay

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-14 13:24

>>143
Not that interesting of a story!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-14 13:27

>>145
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:07

>>145


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:57

>>143
Only once?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 22:54

when i was pissing in primary school, my dick sprayed sideways, and hit my friend. i then got detention for that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 22:54

when i was pissing in primary school, my dick sprayed sideways, and hit my friend. i then got detention for that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 0:28

>>150
haha, have you ever split the stream, where it go off in two totally separate directions?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 13:55

...

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 14:45

I used to wet my sheets every night till I was in first grade.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 14:50

Once, I haxed my dick instead of my anus, and I peed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 11:12

>>106
A memorable post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 14:47

>>156
Indeed. Anyone remember the old "How long does it take for piss to land on balls"?

Good times....

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 21:30

Oh piss thread, how I missed you

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 22:35

the first time I put my penis in my sister's mouth and let it rip she gagged and puked all over her bedroom floor and just then my mom walked in as I was letting out the rest of it on my sister's head and my mom got a face full of it. I was in deep shit.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 1:18

>>159
Don't ruin this great thread with your unfunny lies.

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