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Childhood Piss Stories

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 0:56

Post your memorable childhood piss stories (bedwettings, accidents, w/e).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 10:45

I remember when I was very little (4 or maybe 5), I'd always move my legs in a weird motion, and it felt good for some reason (because I was probably "fapping" with them). 

One night, I got really into it, and kept on doing it until I had an extreme urge to piss.  I got up out of bed quickly and ran to the bathroom, the urge got so bad, that I fell down to my knees trying to hold it, but I held whatever back, and made it to the bathroom.  My undies were probably a little wet, something to let the fapping pissfags know. 

I never done this again, until I was like 13 or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:47

One time I got drunk and sleepwalking, went and pissed on a friend who was passed out. He didn't see the funny side to it but the other three people sleeping in that room did

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:46

>>82
You got drunk as a child?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:47

>>83
That happened when I was 21

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:48

>>84
This thread is about childhood piss stories!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:50

>>85
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 17:12

>>82
Tony, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 15:36

Let's piss everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 16:00

Reminds me of a saying.

Happiness is like peeing your pants.  Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 0:05

piss bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 3:09

Bump past spammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 5:22

Bumping past spam

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:21

Bumping past all the stupid spam.

Name: pork soda 2009-05-17 8:09

Bumping past all the stupid non-spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:57

98

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:57

99

Name: 100GET!!! 2009-05-17 10:58

100GET!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 12:19

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 13:02

ANUS
ANUS ANUS ANUs
ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 22:35

ganus

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 13:44

Same pic posting boxer pissfag here.  I have the motivation to do it again, this time, I'll let go all of it in my bathtub.  Should I do it or not, you all have less than an hour to decide or I'm not going to do it at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:09

>>104
Do it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:46

Okay then.  Lucky I thought ahead.

Here's my boxers before the pissing, they are the same ones I used during the other times I did this.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ed82eu.jpg

Here's during the piss, although it's not good quality, you can probably still see the stream of piss.  It wasn't alot of piss though.

http://i44.tinypic.com/mijmex.jpg

Here's two pics after the piss, the first pic doesn't show much, but the second one shows it pretty well.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i0gi8g.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/2isi0so.jpg

I got done taking a shower afterwards, wearing those boxers still.  I'm done doing this for a while, and I'm now wearing dry clothes.  Also, to tease some fapping pissfags, I just let a drop go right now. (I would take a picture of it, but these boxers are black)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 16:50

Oh god not you again

Name: Ultran 2009-05-21 17:26

Thats fuckin sick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 18:06

>>106 needs to learn how to use a camera properly

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 18:14

I've put in an order for 100 white cotton panties. I'm gonna boil them in batches in a very diluted fish sauce and stain them with deer piss (any outdoor supply store) and sell them as "Japanese schoolgirl panties" online.

I've already registered a domain, so nobody steal my idea.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:42

>>110
You're going to be rich!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 20:25

Name: RedCream 2009-05-21 21:55

Childhood is one endless string of stories involving sweat, piss, jizz and blood.  Adulthood merely adds the stories involving ALCOHOL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 13:56

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:39

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 17:08

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 0:29

sometimes the childhood 'as the alcohol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 0:30

Any more piss stories? I think this thread has run out of juice, or in this case, piss. *Snicker*

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 5:34

>>116
What does this say? I can read "NE" then it gets all jumbled up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 19:26

Needs more piss.

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