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Childhood Piss Stories

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 0:56

Post your memorable childhood piss stories (bedwettings, accidents, w/e).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 1:50

I would sometimes hold my poo for a week or more. But that's not a piss story.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 6:24

>>2
Anal retentive?  Or were you holding it in your hand.  Would that be manual retentive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 11:26

Who didn't piss everywhere? Not because I couldn't hold it, just because I wanted to piss in/on things.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 11:44

I use to sleepwalk on occasion when I was younger. I remember one night when I was having a very vivid dream of peeing in a urinal. Halfway through my dream-piss, I woke up.

I was in the hallway, peeing in a laundry hamper.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-01 12:46

I pissed my pants in kindergarten, talk about embarrassing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 12:47

I peed into the wind once. It was a physics lesson I'll never forget.

>>6
Weenie herder!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 13:22

In France they have these outdoor urinals with just a bush to obstruct them from view.  I used one once, and there was a woman using another one.  She was just standing there, squatting over it, takin a piss like a man.  Only backwards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 15:41

Do the Japanese still use those holes in the ground?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 19:42

>>9
si todavia cagan en esos hoyos

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:15


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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 22:48

>>11
max hardcore is the man

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:16

In the second grade, some girl I kinda liked pissed herself while in line for the bathroom.  From that point forward, I had a piss fetish.  Funny how shit works, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:40

There was one time I pissed in this margin of space between the living room couch and a wall. Even at the age of five I knew it was wrong to do, but I just did it anyway. I don't know why. When I became older, around age eight or nine before I would take a bath I'd piss in the pants I was wearing; for some strange reason that felt better than pissing in the toilet.

OK, I've said too much now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 3:14

>>14
hawwt tellme more please

Name: RedCream 2009-05-02 4:45

Given this thread topic, it's time to once again pose one of the most important questions in our existence, which has oft vexed us:

How long does it take for piss to land on balls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 5:03

>>16
interesting. This question reminds me of a similar question you posted in another thread, answered here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1240875963/25

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:39

>>14
I did that first thing too when I was five.  I would piss on the carpet then blame it on the cat

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:43

I remember once when I was a kid I woke up in the middle of the night bursting to pee but it was cold and I didn't want to get up so I just stuck my dick out from under the sheets and pissed on the floor. lol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 13:36

>>17
Those things don't seem to be connected in any fashion whatsoever.

Name: saske 2009-05-03 16:38

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:16

I wet the bed randomly before the age of 8.  But here's a story that's somewhat unrelated.

At age 5, I woke up around 5AM.  I think my bed/pajamas were already a little wet, but I still needed to piss really badly.

I got up and headed to the bathroom.  My dad was in there, the door was either locked or I was scared to go in there.  I couldn't wait much longer, and I was scared of wetting myself, because I feared I'd get punished for it (even though I probably wouldn't anyway).  Without thinking, I quickly pissed the kitchen trash bin.  I emptied most of my bladder in it, not all of it though, but enough to keep the urge away.  That's all I could remember, I do know that no one seemed to notice.


I wonder what anyone else would do in a situation like that, at that age?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:30

This may sound furry but...

One time when I was eighteen, well, I wanted to piss outside on a tree.  It was in the middle of the night.  I went to my backyard, got on all fours, lifted my leg at the tree and pissed at full force.

To make this experience even more better, I left my shorts on.  I really liked it, and now I'm thinking of probably trying this again very soon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:41

[sup] It's not a childhood story, but everytime I get drunk I piss in my walkin closet

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:55

Not childhood, but one time when I chat with "friends", I have this kind of fun with them.  I have them tell me how many seconds should I piss myself, when they gave me my time, I actually piss myself for the exact amount of seconds.  Rarely, I actually let it all go, when they tell me to.  After doing this, I describe it to them.  I did all this at my computer chair.


Hmmm, I wonder if I should do something like this again?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 23:57

In kindergarten, each classroom had its own single-person bathroom.  Once, during some kind of free time, I really needed to piss.  So I quickly headed over to the bathroom in the corner and opened the door without knocking first.  And sitting there on the toilet, was my teacher.
She was 65.
I'd repressed that memory for all those years until now.
The horror...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:01

>>25
Dare you to do it right now, for a full minute

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:02

>>26

Oh god.  Also, did you make it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:08

>>28
I was too scared to piss after that.  I think I just held it the rest of the day

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:05

Toilets in shitmerica don't have locks on the doors? lol what a backwards shit country lololololol srsly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:12

>>30
Got shit on in the Canada thread, so you came here eh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 1:14

>>30
It's to prevent any unwanted cottaging, cause unlike canadians usa isn't fags!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 23:59

>>27

I don't want to wet myself completely, well, not for a while at least.

Just give me a time of few or several seconds and MAYBE I'll do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:28

May not be piss related, but it was during my childhood.

During my pre-school time, there was only one small bathroom, with one toilet.  The door was almost never shut, so during potty time, we could watch everything that happens in there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:52

>>26
I thought you were going to say you pissed on her, lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 0:55

>>35
I thought the same thing!

>>29
Oh God, your bladder must of nearly burst before you were finally able to take a piss comfortably.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:01

waaaaaaggh it's spraying everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:13

Yay, piss stories are awesome.  moar please!

Name: The Threadpisser 2009-05-07 2:34

Waaah I'm taking a piss into your thread pssssshhh

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 5:57

>>39
Please no pissing at world4ch!

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