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how to NOT get a boner....

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:41 ID:55gvVUZL

/lounge/, I need your halp. How do you suppress a boner when a chick squeezes you, sits on your lap, etc? I have a bunch of friends that do this to me, and as much as I don't wanna freak them out, I cant help it! IM NOT USING TAPE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:42 ID:Aotq3U08

cut it off

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:45 ID:QsPXA2y2

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:47 ID:UF97MNJj

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:48 ID:ercZTFSy

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:48 ID:GG0Pmm+a

i have the same problem :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:57 ID:sTPWOuji

relax and you won't get a boner

the reason you get boners in the first place is a blood rush, if you just relax no blood with rush and you won't get a bnoer

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 13:59 ID:Heaven

>>7
fail advice is fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:00 ID:55gvVUZL

>>7
so you mean if I don't worry about it it won't happen?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:01 ID:sTPWOuji

>>9

yes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:02 ID:Heaven

>>10
fail advice is fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:02 ID:sTPWOuji

but if you have a huge thick cock, i'd say get boners when chicks are near

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:03 ID:IEbCWS99

If you can't handle the responsibility that comes with a boner then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take your penis away. You're obviously not mature enough to handle it. Hand it over son.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:04 ID:rgWS5u+f

All you gotta do is think about your grandpa in a thong. Easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:08 ID:GG0Pmm+a

black people are inferior

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:08 ID:RY/wq/VZ

A chick wouldn't sit on a guy's lap and not expect them to get a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:09 ID:rgWS5u+f

Nah, chicks are clueless like that sometimes. Alot of them actually think dudes have control over what happens down there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:09 ID:HawoHNU8

pretend it is a relative on you, like your gross sister or your fat auntie with the beard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:13 ID:GG0Pmm+a

>>17
*A lot

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:18 ID:RY/wq/VZ

It would help if you described your friends that are doing these things.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:22 ID:Heaven

You should tell them what's been happening.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:34 ID:55gvVUZL

>>13
nooooo!!
>>20
to be honest, I think a a good few of them are cute, although I will openly admit that some of them are kinda fugly (those ones scare me into keeping it down though...)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 14:44 ID:IEbCWS99

make tiny cuts on your penis tip with a fine razor
when you get a boner it will hurt and you will LEARN NOT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER YOU SICK MOTHERFUCK!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 15:16 ID:55gvVUZL

>>23
this thread is about not getting a boner around FRIENDS. My sister likes it, so leave her out of this.

Name: dave the manz 2007-09-15 16:00 ID:MIJGfqju

surly just leave it , and then id they ask why uv got a boner just make a joke outta it

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:29 ID:55gvVUZL

>>25
riiiight.....

or I get smacked across the face for having it there in the first place....

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:32 ID:iWklXlvx

Just relaxing is probably the last thing that you should do. Erections happen during relaxation--that's why it's common for them to happen during sleep, not just because of erotic dreams. Guys who have trouble getting erections are most likely just stressed out and worried. So, maybe you should freak out a little ;p.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:39 ID:IEbCWS99

Beat off right before school or before you MEAT them (GET IT?!). Seriously tho, if you beat off beforehand your dick won't be so damn trigger happy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:44 ID:55gvVUZL

>>27
hmmmm.... I could try, but Im not too sure itll work, I kinda get freaked out as it is...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 18:09 ID:iWklXlvx

Push them off. Joke about it. Be nice, but defend your space.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 18:20 ID:RY/wq/VZ

Learn to be proud of popping boners. It's what we do. Tell them to take it as a compliment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 18:36 ID:T2CoTNf3

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 20:10 ID:ejkAIlQk


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