/lounge/, I need your halp. How do you suppress a boner when a chick squeezes you, sits on your lap, etc? I have a bunch of friends that do this to me, and as much as I don't wanna freak them out, I cant help it! IM NOT USING TAPE!
but if you have a huge thick cock, i'd say get boners when chicks are near
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:03 ID:IEbCWS99
If you can't handle the responsibility that comes with a boner then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take your penis away. You're obviously not mature enough to handle it. Hand it over son.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:04 ID:rgWS5u+f
All you gotta do is think about your grandpa in a thong. Easy.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:08 ID:GG0Pmm+a
black people are inferior
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:08 ID:RY/wq/VZ
A chick wouldn't sit on a guy's lap and not expect them to get a boner.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:09 ID:rgWS5u+f
Nah, chicks are clueless like that sometimes. Alot of them actually think dudes have control over what happens down there.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:09 ID:HawoHNU8
pretend it is a relative on you, like your gross sister or your fat auntie with the beard.
>>13
nooooo!! >>20
to be honest, I think a a good few of them are cute, although I will openly admit that some of them are kinda fugly (those ones scare me into keeping it down though...)
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Anonymous2007-09-15 14:44 ID:IEbCWS99
make tiny cuts on your penis tip with a fine razor
when you get a boner it will hurt and you will LEARN NOT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER YOU SICK MOTHERFUCK!!!
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Anonymous2007-09-15 15:16 ID:55gvVUZL
>>23
this thread is about not getting a boner around FRIENDS. My sister likes it, so leave her out of this.
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dave the manz2007-09-15 16:00 ID:MIJGfqju
surly just leave it , and then id they ask why uv got a boner just make a joke outta it
or I get smacked across the face for having it there in the first place....
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Anonymous2007-09-15 17:32 ID:iWklXlvx
Just relaxing is probably the last thing that you should do. Erections happen during relaxation--that's why it's common for them to happen during sleep, not just because of erotic dreams. Guys who have trouble getting erections are most likely just stressed out and worried. So, maybe you should freak out a little ;p.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 17:39 ID:IEbCWS99
Beat off right before school or before you MEAT them (GET IT?!). Seriously tho, if you beat off beforehand your dick won't be so damn trigger happy.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 17:44 ID:55gvVUZL
>>27
hmmmm.... I could try, but Im not too sure itll work, I kinda get freaked out as it is...
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Anonymous2007-09-15 18:09 ID:iWklXlvx
Push them off. Joke about it. Be nice, but defend your space.
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Anonymous2007-09-15 18:20 ID:RY/wq/VZ
Learn to be proud of popping boners. It's what we do. Tell them to take it as a compliment.