how to NOT get a boner....

/lounge/, I need your halp. How do you suppress a boner when a chick squeezes you, sits on your lap, etc? I have a bunch of friends that do this to me, and as much as I don't wanna freak them out, I cant help it! IM NOT USING TAPE!

relax and you won't get a boner

the reason you get boners in the first place is a blood rush, if you just relax no blood with rush and you won't get a bnoer