how to NOT get a boner....

/lounge/, I need your halp. How do you suppress a boner when a chick squeezes you, sits on your lap, etc? I have a bunch of friends that do this to me, and as much as I don't wanna freak them out, I cant help it! IM NOT USING TAPE!

Nah, chicks are clueless like that sometimes. Alot of them actually think dudes have control over what happens down there.