how to NOT get a boner....

/lounge/, I need your halp. How do you suppress a boner when a chick squeezes you, sits on your lap, etc? I have a bunch of friends that do this to me, and as much as I don't wanna freak them out, I cant help it! IM NOT USING TAPE!

Just relaxing is probably the last thing that you should do. Erections happen during relaxation--that's why it's common for them to happen during sleep, not just because of erotic dreams. Guys who have trouble getting erections are most likely just stressed out and worried. So, maybe you should freak out a little ;p.