I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.
I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.
I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...
I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.
Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.
Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 11:42 ID:dqM4iNsl
Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.
It'll happen one day as long as you stay positive and look after yourself.
::smile::
I'm actually sort of friends with a really hot 9 year old loli. After all this time I'm not satisfied just being friends though, and I don't think you'd be. How do I broach the subject of sex with her?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 11:59 ID:fyoCSk/S
>>1
1. Adopt a young female child.
2. Become friends with said child.
3. ???
4. Profit!
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Anonymous2007-09-04 12:38 ID:HRIr3nWu
Lucky Mr. v4ijcQ7C...
fyoCSk/S: I don't think they let 20-something unemployed males who live with their mum adopt kids...
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Anonymous2007-09-04 12:45 ID:HRIr3nWu
By "we'd do homework", I meant that I would help her with her homework. Just to straighten that out.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 12:48 ID:KamgBzUM
there are always these kids playing outside my house, i taughtthem how to skateboard
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Anonymous2007-09-04 13:52 ID:fyoCSk/S
>>8
| I don't think they let 20-something unemployed males who live with their mum adopt kids...
Fuck, that is a problem.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 21:29 ID:HRIr3nWu
*hugs his pillow and pretends it's a tiny girl*
Why must life be so unfair?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 21:33 ID:2QOMYk2K
Why why is stephanie sooo damn hot ^_^
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Anonymous2007-09-04 21:47 ID:HRIr3nWu
2QOMYk2K: Because she is a little girl and she wears a pink wig and cute clothes.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 21:58 ID:pKrpU1QS
A loli'd be nice to have as a playmate for those lonely days... u.u
Maybe you could try one of those "big brother"-like programs where you take care of little girls and boys
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:09 ID:HRIr3nWu
"Maybe you could try one of those "big brother"-like programs where you take care of little girls and boys"
Never heard of this... what the hell is this?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:14 ID:hl0onovP
>>1
5-12?... too bad that stephanie is 16 then. :(
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:19 ID:2QOMYk2K
16 = all the better =D
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:19 ID:pKrpU1QS
Like, it's some sort of community service where you get assigned to a kid and the two of you hang out together for a day every week or two. I've never done it myself, but it could be a solution.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:24 ID:HRIr3nWu
"some sort of community service where you get assigned to a kid and the two of you hang out together for a day every week or two."
Sounds too good to be true. How do they prevent evil pedophiles from molesting the kids? Are those kids homeless? Why is this done? Where? What is its official name? Is this something you made up? Do you get to pick a loli?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:26 ID:lDTMndQo
i saw it on the simpsons one time, big brother program. google it
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:27 ID:pKrpU1QS
lawl
No, I heard it's a program in new york for kids who don't have brothers or sisters. I say google it, cos I have no idea about the official name.
Don't think they'd let you pick your loli though xD
>>28
Oops. I misunderstood. Somehow I interpreted that as, "Why do the Big Brothers and Big Sisters organisations put girls with girls and guys with guys?"
I don't know how that happened.
Now I see that it was a response to the OP.
Ah, I will now do the honourable thing and commit hara-kiri.
>>61
You are more than that. You are Poopdicknuts-san.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 23:31
Do you hate me because I am a pedo RedCream-dono? That makes me sad. I looked up to you. Perhaps I will take my own life now that I have lost a friend realized that I never had one.
Dono? I have no such information on such an honorific, Poopdicknuts-san. Please remit your information on said honorific within the next 2 hours or a report on your aberrant behavior will go on file with 4chan.
Do not take your own life until this task is completed.
>>63
You should literally all burn in hell. If I had a pedophile in a room by myself and some one told me I had an hour I would literally put on some latex gloves, shove a huge tube down their pee hole and cut around it, then I would take a hot iron and burn the remaining portion to leave them dick-less but still able to piss out of the "straw."
Fuck you pedos and fuck your stupid shit. You're all faggots. I want you to all die in a bloody typhoon of death.
I almost molested a girl once. She was watching TV and I was moving closer and closer to her, but then she looked at me and smiled and all evil intentions left my mind. I was like 14 then, and I have never tried it since.
I think that cuteness and sweetness is the natural defense mechanism of a loli.
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Anonymous2011-09-15 18:35
Fuck lolies. Shota FTW!
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Anonymous2012-05-19 16:51
+1 if you came from /jp/
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Anonymous2012-05-19 17:05
Wow, I was JUST going to bump this.
So, is anyone from this thread still here? How's life? Have you found happiness?
>>86 I think you mean fanatic playing with mens balls.
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Anonymous2012-06-25 17:23
textboards are ugly as fuggggggggggg
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Anonymous2012-06-25 17:54
No olev for text boards.
No longer is there a search for VIP Quality, just Mediocre Quality images reposted forever.
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Anonymous2012-06-25 18:59
Man, this thread is filled with lonely people. I would volunteer to chat to you guys over Steam or something daily, but:
2) I'll probably end up forgetting about you after a few weeks anyway.
1) I'm a 20-somthing guy who has a job and a social life, so I'm about as far removed from what you want as you can get.