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A loli friend

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 11:40 ID:HRIr3nWu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdIJ6P2FcM

I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.

I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.

I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...

I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.

Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.

Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-12 23:34

Dono? I have no such information on such an honorific, Poopdicknuts-san. Please remit your information on said honorific within the next 2 hours or a report on your aberrant behavior will go on file with 4chan.

Do not take your own life until this task is completed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 23:44

>>64
Please use proper vocabulary, Excrementpenistesticles-san.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 0:13

Excrementpenistesticles: Name not found

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:04

>>64-cloan
-dono is the honorific given to kings and is more respectful than -sama. The real RedCream would know this.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 16:38

>>63
You should literally all burn in hell. If I had a pedophile in a room by myself and some one told me I had an hour I would literally put on some latex gloves, shove a huge tube down their pee hole and cut around it, then I would take a hot iron and burn the remaining portion to leave them dick-less but still able to piss out of the "straw."

Fuck you pedos and fuck your stupid shit. You're all faggots. I want you to all die in a bloody typhoon of death.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-13 17:48


ok

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-13 18:14

>>63
Maybe he had some terrible experiences as a kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:51

As you can see, RedCream is manifesting his rage due to having been raped in the ass by his father numerous times.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 19:11

>>71
I name thee Lolifriend. Thou art a friend to lolis everywhere. Go thee hence, and findeth thee another loli.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 19:41

>>72
You lack both the imperium and the auctoritas necessary to anoint such a position.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 19:55

>>73
The ritual of naming hath been duly invoked. The gods hath been appeased and as such, thy trials doth begin anon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:24

Would you make a loli friend that was a nigger? Be honest. It's no, right? You'd never make a nigger friend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:21

>>75
I have at least three nigger friends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:10

sage dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 11:10

>>75 I don't know... Is she more nigger or loli? On a scale from one to one thousand, how dark is she?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 11:43


RAPE BABIES

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 23:38

I almost molested a girl once. She was watching TV and I was moving closer and closer to her, but then she looked at me and smiled and all evil intentions left my mind. I was like 14 then, and I have never tried it since.

I think that cuteness and sweetness is the natural defense mechanism of a loli.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 18:35

Fuck lolies. Shota FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 16:51

+1 if you came from /jp/

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 17:05

Wow, I was JUST going to bump this.
So, is anyone from this thread still here? How's life? Have you found happiness?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 17:35

>>83
I'm pretty sure that I'm >>68.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 17:40

This thread is Google Ownership Quality

Name: :| 2012-05-19 19:16

A loli fanatic would probably kick your balls after reading this.  Why?  That's just what they do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 20:02

>>86 I think you mean fanatic playing with mens balls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 17:23

textboards are ugly as fuggggggggggg

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 17:54

No olev for text boards.

No longer is there a search for VIP Quality, just Mediocre Quality images reposted forever.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 18:59

Man, this thread is filled with lonely people. I would volunteer to chat to you guys over Steam or something daily, but:
2) I'll probably end up forgetting about you after a few weeks anyway.
1) I'm a 20-somthing guy who has a job and a social life, so I'm about as far removed from what you want as you can get.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 5:45

>>90
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 1:47

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 1:51

You know what you want? To have a child, your child.

That's only natural, as we are genetically made to born, survive, reproduce and die

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 2:07

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 2:37

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 2:53

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 3:12

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-28 4:00

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