/lounge/ - A loli friend

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 11:40 ID:HRIr3nWu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdIJ6P2FcM

I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.

I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.

I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...

I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.

Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.

Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 8:37 ID:8GEogc8R

>>40
Bonjour!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 11:03 ID:Qr+IsM0B

ne 1 home

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:36 ID:dpib+nB8

glue cat hairs on you. they like kitties

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:48 ID:LHf2e+pJ

lol, ur lonely. get a fuckin prostitute.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 15:20 ID:tRiLxTgd

>>34
I know, female teachers have sex with their students constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 14:29

Did you find your loli OP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 14:41

yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 16:39

This video is no longer available because the uploader has closed their YouTube account.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:46

I can related.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 21:42

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:54

Little girls are sweet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:07

>>51
No, your just a sick fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:10

>>52
It's "You're", you dumb fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:39

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:41

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:51

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:58

>>23
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 22:51

I got denied a job from the Girl Scouts because I wrote that I wanted to seduce lolies in my resume's cover letter. ["'.^.'"]

Name: RedCream 2011-09-12 23:00

>>59-pedo, it only makes sense that as a pedophile, you would seek out employment with an agency that deals with children.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 23:12

>>60
But I'm not a pedo! I'm just a pathological liar!

Name: RedCream 2011-09-12 23:26

>>61
You are more than that. You are Poopdicknuts-san.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 23:31

Do you hate me because I am a pedo RedCream-dono? That makes me sad. I looked up to you. Perhaps I will take my own life now that I ~~have lost a friend~~ realized that I never had one.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-12 23:34

Dono? I have no such information on such an honorific, Poopdicknuts-san. Please remit your information on said honorific within the next 2 hours or a report on your aberrant behavior will go on file with 4chan.

Do not take your own life until this task is completed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 23:44

>>64
Please use proper vocabulary, Excrementpenistesticles-san.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 0:13

Excrementpenistesticles: Name not found

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:04

>>64-cloan
-dono is the honorific given to kings and is more respectful than -sama. The real RedCream would know this.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 16:38

>>63
You should literally all burn in hell. If I had a pedophile in a room by myself and some one told me I had an hour I would literally put on some latex gloves, shove a huge tube down their pee hole and cut around it, then I would take a hot iron and burn the remaining portion to leave them dick-less but still able to piss out of the "straw."

Fuck you pedos and fuck your stupid shit. You're all faggots. I want you to all die in a bloody typhoon of death.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-13 17:48

ok

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-13 18:14

>>63
Maybe he had some terrible experiences as a kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:51

As you can see, RedCream is manifesting his rage due to having been raped in the ass by his father numerous times.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 19:11

>>71
I name thee Lolifriend. Thou art a friend to lolis everywhere. Go thee hence, and findeth thee another loli.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 19:41

>>72
You lack both the imperium and the auctoritas necessary to anoint such a position.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 19:55

>>73
The ritual of naming hath been duly invoked. The gods hath been appeased and as such, thy trials doth begin anon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:24

Would you make a loli friend that was a nigger? Be honest. It's no, right? You'd never make a nigger friend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:21

>>75
I have at least three nigger friends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:10

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 11:10

>>75 I don't know... Is she more nigger or loli? On a scale from one to one thousand, how dark is she?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 11:43

RAPE BABIES

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 23:38

I almost molested a girl once. She was watching TV and I was moving closer and closer to her, but then she looked at me and smiled and all evil intentions left my mind. I was like 14 then, and I have never tried it since.

I think that cuteness and sweetness is the natural defense mechanism of a loli.

A loli friend

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