I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.
I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.
I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...
I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.
Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.
Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 22:51
I got denied a job from the Girl Scouts because I wrote that I wanted to seduce lolies in my resume's cover letter. ["'.^.'"]
>>61
You are more than that. You are Poopdicknuts-san.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 23:31
Do you hate me because I am a pedo RedCream-dono? That makes me sad. I looked up to you. Perhaps I will take my own life now that I have lost a friend realized that I never had one.
Dono? I have no such information on such an honorific, Poopdicknuts-san. Please remit your information on said honorific within the next 2 hours or a report on your aberrant behavior will go on file with 4chan.
Do not take your own life until this task is completed.
>>63
You should literally all burn in hell. If I had a pedophile in a room by myself and some one told me I had an hour I would literally put on some latex gloves, shove a huge tube down their pee hole and cut around it, then I would take a hot iron and burn the remaining portion to leave them dick-less but still able to piss out of the "straw."
Fuck you pedos and fuck your stupid shit. You're all faggots. I want you to all die in a bloody typhoon of death.
I almost molested a girl once. She was watching TV and I was moving closer and closer to her, but then she looked at me and smiled and all evil intentions left my mind. I was like 14 then, and I have never tried it since.
I think that cuteness and sweetness is the natural defense mechanism of a loli.
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Anonymous2011-09-15 18:35
Fuck lolies. Shota FTW!
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Anonymous2012-05-19 16:51
+1 if you came from /jp/
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Anonymous2012-05-19 17:05
Wow, I was JUST going to bump this.
So, is anyone from this thread still here? How's life? Have you found happiness?
>>86 I think you mean fanatic playing with mens balls.
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Anonymous2012-06-25 17:23
textboards are ugly as fuggggggggggg
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Anonymous2012-06-25 17:54
No olev for text boards.
No longer is there a search for VIP Quality, just Mediocre Quality images reposted forever.
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Anonymous2012-06-25 18:59
Man, this thread is filled with lonely people. I would volunteer to chat to you guys over Steam or something daily, but:
2) I'll probably end up forgetting about you after a few weeks anyway.
1) I'm a 20-somthing guy who has a job and a social life, so I'm about as far removed from what you want as you can get.