A loli friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdIJ6P2FcM

I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.

I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.

I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...

I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.

Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.

Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.

Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.
It'll happen one day as long as you stay positive and look after yourself.
::smile::

isn't loli 12+ and child(porn) age 5-12?

Girl age ranges: 0-1 = baby. 2-4 = toddler. 5-12 = loli. 13-age_of_consent = jailbait. 18+ = granny.

lulz

I'm actually sort of friends with a really hot 9 year old loli. After all this time I'm not satisfied just being friends though, and I don't think you'd be. How do I broach the subject of sex with her?

>>1
1. Adopt a young female child.
2. Become friends with said child.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Lucky Mr. v4ijcQ7C...

fyoCSk/S: I don't think they let 20-something unemployed males who live with their mum adopt kids...

By "we'd do homework", I meant that I would help her with her homework. Just to straighten that out.

there are always these kids playing outside my house, i taughtthem how to skateboard

>>8
| I don't think they let 20-something unemployed males who live with their mum adopt kids...
Fuck, that is a problem.

*hugs his pillow and pretends it's a tiny girl*

Why must life be so unfair?

Why why is stephanie sooo damn hot ^_^

2QOMYk2K: Because she is a little girl and she wears a pink wig and cute clothes.

A loli'd be nice to have as a playmate for those lonely days... u.u

Maybe you could try one of those "big brother"-like programs where you take care of little girls and boys

"Maybe you could try one of those "big brother"-like programs where you take care of little girls and boys"

Never heard of this... what the hell is this?

>>1
5-12?... too bad that stephanie is 16 then. :(

16 = all the better =D

Like, it's some sort of community service where you get assigned to a kid and the two of you hang out together for a day every week or two. I've never done it myself, but it could be a solution.

"some sort of community service where you get assigned to a kid and the two of you hang out together for a day every week or two."

Sounds too good to be true. How do they prevent evil pedophiles from molesting the kids? Are those kids homeless? Why is this done? Where? What is its official name? Is this something you made up? Do you get to pick a loli?

i saw it on the simpsons one time, big brother program. google it

lawl

No, I heard it's a program in new york for kids who don't have brothers or sisters. I say google it, cos I have no idea about the official name.

Don't think they'd let you pick your loli though xD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brothers_Big_Sisters_of_America

1. It seems to be specific to the USA.
2. Male-male and female-female only, it seems.

>>22
>>23
lol, otherwise every 4channer would be a Big Brother.

Nobody?

Why specifically a girl if it is not sexual?

IWmKtwCg: Because I don't like shotas. Lolis are cute.

However, I would actually like to know a shota as well (maybe her brother) to play videogames and do other geeky stuff with.

>>26
Hee hee. They presume heterosexuality. Little do they know.......

>>28
lulz

... what?

>>28
Oops. I misunderstood. Somehow I interpreted that as, "Why do the Big Brothers and Big Sisters organisations put girls with girls and guys with guys?"

I don't know how that happened.

Now I see that it was a response to the OP.

Ah, I will now do the honourable thing and commit hara-kiri.

Why the fuck aren't any of you retards replying?

>>23

It says they have older female and younger male pairings too.

WTF. That's sexism.

>>33

That's fucked up. I mean, shotas are easier to molest! And it's not like there aren't any girl-pedos in America.

"shotas are easier to molest" <-- Source?

I wouldnt mind having a cute young boy as a freind. Wait I do have one. He jumps on me all the time, wanting to play fight. He is so cute.

32/m/florida

WTB 5yo w/ nice ass

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