What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.
She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.
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Anonymous2006-10-27 1:33
put some sleep drug on her drink before she's going to sleep, then make sure the drug has taken effect, proced to rape her be sure to not cum inside. enjoy =n_n=
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Anonymous2006-10-27 2:20
post a pic
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Anonymous2006-10-27 2:47
lol gross over 40. She may look good, but I bet her vagina is all gross and loose. Pedo FTW
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Anonymous2006-10-27 3:17
Just stick yourman penis in her woman vagina
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Anonymous2006-10-27 4:16
viagra in the cocktails
or be there for her i saw a hentain magna whrere a guy loved is mother she came home drunk after a blind date and wanted sex the same may go for yours
post pictures of you taking pictures of your mom who in turn is taking pictures of you being taken pictures of by another taking pictures of you so hawt
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Anonymous2006-10-28 5:16
WHAT. THE. FUCK
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Anonymous2006-10-28 7:37
i hear voices and they told me i should do that too.
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Anonymous2006-10-28 8:07
Even if i tried to think about fucking my mom instinctively my body refuses.
Wait, your mom? You're actually considering pursuing this? Commit yourself, man, today! Seriously, I kiss my mom on the lips, but not the way I kiss my girlfriend, it's completely non-sexual with mom...
Dude, that's unnatural. Get help. Good luck.
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Sableye2006-10-31 10:18
man i know what you mean every night for the past three weeks all i can think about is my mom and her great big tits. i keep trying to remember back when i was young and i sucked on those for milk. AH, how that must have felt to know mommy gave me life from her body, i want that feeling again, i want to know the feeling myself as i fill her up with my own life liquids!
It's a dark comedy about a guy who wants to have sex with his Mom. True story: My Mom really wanted to see this movie and made me watch it with her. She thought it was hiliarious but the whole time I thought I was about to be molested.
dude, you've got a problem. its not your fault, but you need to see a psychiatrist. if you just let this go it could really turn out badly for you, your mom... everyone.
>>54
It's too late, he's already done it! Last night he just couldn't resist it anymore...
Now he must post stories about it on 4chan to show off his manliness. Or better yet, pictures. If he was a TRUE manly /b/tard he would have video taped the whole thing.
There is nothing you can do, your boned, the bad version. I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom. And on a side note, you just proved frued right.
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Anonymous2006-11-13 22:42
Does she have a sister?
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Anonymous2006-11-13 23:26
give her a back rub, have a bottle of chlorophoam ready, put her to sleep, and do what you please..
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Anonymous2006-11-13 23:39
hot mom, pictures, now.
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Anonymous2006-11-14 2:02
>I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom.
I think it actually says it's OK. I mean, have you ever actually READ that thing? There's some serious spring break/Girls Gone Wild/Penthouse letter shit going on in there.
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Anonymous2006-11-14 11:24
rape that bitch.
she won't say no :3
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Anonymous2006-11-14 12:19
Raep my cat instead.
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Anonymous2006-11-14 20:48
Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.
for one, the cops would have to physically hack into your PC to see a history of visited websites, or secondly they would need to contact your ISP provider, a lot of ISP providers do not hand out such information because of the data protection act.. which in turn comes to a court case, and in turn a 50/50 chance of your data being handed over, asides from that youd know beforehand if you were fucked because youd get a letter from solicitors informing you, youve done something illegal etc...
sorry.. your copy pasta is lame
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Anonymous2006-11-15 5:58
>>68
not to mention its illegal for them to hack into your computer so you can in a sense counter sue them
debating which thread gets me off more. this one or the 12 year old one.
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Anonymous2006-11-19 20:00
>>60
Yes, two. And they're both younger and hot. I accidentally walked in on one of them while she was changing; not topless unfortunately, but she had a bra on.
>>59
lol, I thought that Freud's theory about the Oedipus Complex was that it's supposed to be resolved during early childhood.
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Anonymous2006-11-19 20:13
hah! im just a small worm!
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Anonymous2006-11-19 20:27
>>80
It usually gets resolved then because that's when most moms settle into their fat and ugly stage of life.
>>1
You only option is to get her drunk (think moving out party), accidentally put your hand on certain parts of her anatomy, keep her liquored up, and once she thinks Bush is good President you know she's drunk enough to fuck.
Afterwards the two of you'll need to talk. It shouldn't take too much for her to see you as a fuck buddy - as long as you can get her past the "I fucked my son bwaaaaaaa!!" mentality.
That or you can suck in your gut and talk to her about it openly.
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Anonymous2007-10-01 15:12 ID:LCG8XqFY
If That Wasn't A Troll
I Feel Sick
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Anonymous2007-10-01 15:16 ID:MhcxFiuB
old threads are FUCKING OLD
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Anonymous2007-10-01 17:27 ID:ifqx7z1P
I don't know what to do, I gave her a rape drug and I fucked her last night. Please, somebody help me!
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Anonymous2007-10-01 17:28 ID:ifqx7z1P
That was me above, and I was just joking.
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Anonymous2007-10-01 18:26 ID:jaC6ge3Z
pics of your mom now
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Anonymous2007-10-01 18:51 ID:ugmklPeR
NOW!
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Anonymous2007-10-01 19:36 ID:fRO/DQTj
>>87
If she remembers and says nothing, then you're safe.
If she remembers and flirts with you, then try again without the rape drugs
If she doesn't remember then do it again.
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Anonymous2007-10-01 20:44 ID:yV8pW2eJ
Penis of a penis is still a penis and you have a penis in the penis of a penis.