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I want to have sex with my mom

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:37

What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.

She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 1:33

put some sleep drug on her drink before she's going to sleep, then make sure the drug has taken effect, proced to rape her be sure to not cum inside. enjoy =n_n=

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 2:20

post a pic

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 2:47

lol gross over 40. She may look good, but I bet her vagina is all gross and loose. Pedo FTW

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 3:17

Just stick yourman penis in her woman vagina

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 4:16

viagra in the cocktails

or be there for her i saw a hentain magna whrere a guy loved is mother she came home drunk after a blind date and wanted sex the same may go for yours

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 10:21

pics!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 14:46

go to sexy losers, and read "Kentas horny mom".

www.sexylosers.com

Name: Freud 2006-10-27 15:09

aha!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 23:04

thats awsome

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 0:11

YOU NASTY!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 3:22

pictures of your mom, post them now now now

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 3:59

post pictures of you taking pictures of your mom who in turn is taking pictures of you being taken pictures of by another taking pictures of you so hawt

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 5:16

WHAT. THE. FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 7:37

i hear voices and they told me i should do that too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 8:07

Even if i tried to think about fucking my mom instinctively my body refuses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 9:37

how does your dad feel about this situatiooon?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 11:09

>>17
he wants a threesome

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 13:43

hey I want to have sex with her too!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 15:30

>>1

I already had sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 15:49

I am having sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 16:14

Get caught tossing one of.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 14:32

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 18:59

maybe you should "let" her catch you jerking it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 19:30

Wow.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 20:38

jerk it into her dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 21:19

I wonder how much cum is in my girlfriends stomach

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 21:51

>>27

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 1:02

>>23

lol

>>1

jail fail

Name: Sableye 2006-10-31 3:30

Just put it in her pooper

Name: Sableye 2006-10-31 3:33

Wait, your mom?  You're actually considering pursuing this?  Commit yourself, man, today!  Seriously, I kiss my mom on the lips, but not the way I kiss my girlfriend, it's completely non-sexual with mom...
Dude, that's unnatural.  Get help.  Good luck.

Name: Sableye 2006-10-31 10:18

man i know what you mean every night for the past three weeks all i can think about is my mom and her great big tits. i keep trying to remember back when i was young and i sucked on those for milk. AH, how that must have felt to know mommy gave me life from her body, i want that feeling again, i want to know the feeling myself as i fill her up with my own life liquids!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 15:55

stick it in her pooper and post pics

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 6:56

This topic delivers

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 7:42

>>23
LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 8:25

age > 10 is sick
get yourself some loli

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 15:02

I reccommend a movie called Spanking The Monkey: http://imdb.com/title/tt0111252/

It's a dark comedy about a guy who wants to have sex with his Mom. True story: My Mom really wanted to see this movie and made me watch it with her. She thought it was hiliarious but the whole time I thought I was about to be molested.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 19:37

>>37

stick it in her pooper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-02 0:32

>>37

HAWT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-02 6:06

>>37
pics of your mom pls.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-09 21:54

would u rather her be loose or tight?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-09 22:02

Seriously, just slam the door in her face when she walks from room to room, and when she wakes up, she won't know the deed's been done...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 3:09

can i have sex with her and take pictures for you to cry and jerk off to?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 20:58

>>43

go ahead

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 1:32

my moms hair is thick

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 3:09

My mother barely has any pubic hair naturally.

God she's hawt.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 6:05

Oedipus complex, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 9:05 (sage)

>>47
no, duh...fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 12:48

dude, you've got a problem. its not your fault, but you need to see a psychiatrist. if you just let this go it could really turn out badly for you, your mom... everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 14:00


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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 14:16

Don't feel bad buddy. Most people want to do your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 15:07

>>49

Don't listen to him. Just fuck her already

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 15:21

LET HER DIE

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 16:09

OH NOES!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 17:10

>>54
It's too late, he's already done it! Last night he just couldn't resist it anymore...

Now he must post stories about it on 4chan to show off his manliness. Or better yet, pictures. If he was a TRUE manly /b/tard he would have video taped the whole thing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 4:39

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Name: Jacquelina 2006-11-13 16:18

Pardon my English, but you're a motherfucker.

Name: Jacquelina 2006-11-13 16:22

Pardon my English, but you're a motherfucker.

Name: roflcopter 2006-11-13 21:22

There is nothing you can do, your boned, the bad version.  I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom.  And on a side note, you just proved frued right.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 22:42

Does she have a sister?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 23:26

give her a back rub, have a bottle of chlorophoam ready, put her to sleep, and do what you please..

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 23:39

hot mom, pictures, now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 2:02

>I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom.
I think it actually says it's OK. I mean, have you ever actually READ that thing? There's some serious spring break/Girls Gone Wild/Penthouse letter shit going on in there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 11:24

rape that bitch.

she won't say no :3

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 12:19

Raep my cat instead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 20:48

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 20:53

COPY PASTA IS NO LONGER FUNNY! LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 5:54

>>66

Lies.

for one, the cops would have to physically hack into your PC to see a history of visited websites, or secondly they would need to contact your ISP provider, a lot of ISP providers do not hand out such information because of the data protection act.. which in turn comes to a court case, and in turn a 50/50 chance of your data being handed over, asides from that youd know beforehand if you were fucked because youd get a letter from solicitors informing you, youve done something illegal etc...

sorry.. your copy pasta is lame

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 5:58

>>68
not to mention its illegal for them to hack into your computer so you can in a sense counter sue them

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 6:13

haet incest do not want

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 9:14

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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 2:54

i woke up just to post in this thread after dreaming of your mom

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 18:08

pics or it didnt happen. TO ALL OF YOU

Name: st disaster 2006-11-17 18:59

i bet he lies, and his mom is actually fat. and has a penis. and three breasts. gawd, thats not hawt.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 21:04

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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 2:10

i just jerked it thinking about it

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 11:12

>>999 failed

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 13:32

Take it from me


















































I truncated your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 9:56

debating which thread gets me off more. this one or the 12 year old one.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 20:00

>>60
Yes, two. And they're both younger and hot. I accidentally walked in on one of them while she was changing; not topless unfortunately, but she had a bra on.

>>59
lol, I thought that Freud's theory about the Oedipus Complex was that it's supposed to be resolved during early childhood.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 20:13

hah! im just a small worm!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 20:27

>>80
It usually gets resolved then because that's when most moms settle into their fat and ugly stage of life.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 8:22 ID:aaOEv90A

>>1

Enjoy your Hell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 9:48 ID:fRO/DQTj

>>1
You only option is to get her drunk (think moving out party), accidentally put your hand on certain parts of her anatomy, keep her liquored up, and once she thinks Bush is good President you know she's drunk enough to fuck.

Afterwards the two of you'll need to talk.  It shouldn't take too much for her to see you as a fuck buddy - as long as you can get her past the "I fucked my son bwaaaaaaa!!" mentality.

That or you can suck in your gut and talk to her about it openly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 15:12 ID:LCG8XqFY

If That Wasn't A Troll

I Feel Sick

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 15:16 ID:MhcxFiuB

old threads are FUCKING OLD

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 17:27 ID:ifqx7z1P

I don't know what to do, I gave her a rape drug and I fucked her last night. Please, somebody help me!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 17:28 ID:ifqx7z1P

That was me above, and I was just joking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 18:26 ID:jaC6ge3Z

pics of your mom now

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 18:51 ID:ugmklPeR

NOW!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 19:36 ID:fRO/DQTj

>>87
If she remembers and says nothing, then you're safe.

If she remembers and flirts with you, then try again without the rape drugs

If she doesn't remember then do it again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 20:44 ID:yV8pW2eJ

Penis of a penis is still a penis and you have a penis in the penis of a penis.

RAPE THEM IN THE PENIS!!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 22:28 ID:+rYOusEm

just ask her.  flatter her and stuff.  tell her you've never been with a woman before.

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