I want to have sex with my mom

What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.

She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.

hah! im just a small worm!

>>80
It usually gets resolved then because that's when most moms settle into their fat and ugly stage of life.

>>1

Enjoy your Hell.

>>1
You only option is to get her drunk (think moving out party), accidentally put your hand on certain parts of her anatomy, keep her liquored up, and once she thinks Bush is good President you know she's drunk enough to fuck.

Afterwards the two of you'll need to talk.  It shouldn't take too much for her to see you as a fuck buddy - as long as you can get her past the "I fucked my son bwaaaaaaa!!" mentality.

That or you can suck in your gut and talk to her about it openly.

If That Wasn't A Troll

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I don't know what to do, I gave her a rape drug and I fucked her last night. Please, somebody help me!

That was me above, and I was just joking.

pics of your mom now

NOW!

>>87
If she remembers and says nothing, then you're safe.

If she remembers and flirts with you, then try again without the rape drugs

If she doesn't remember then do it again.

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