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I want to have sex with my mom

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:37

What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.

She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 20:48

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

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