I want to have sex with my mom

What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.

She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.

>>66

Lies.

for one, the cops would have to physically hack into your PC to see a history of visited websites, or secondly they would need to contact your ISP provider, a lot of ISP providers do not hand out such information because of the data protection act.. which in turn comes to a court case, and in turn a 50/50 chance of your data being handed over, asides from that youd know beforehand if you were fucked because youd get a letter from solicitors informing you, youve done something illegal etc...

sorry.. your copy pasta is lame