I want to have sex with my mom

What should I do? I'm not sure how to make her see me sexually. The situation's so bad that a while ago, before I liked her, we were watching a movie where the main character's mother kisses him on the lips, and she commented something along the lines of,
"Mommies shouldn't kiss their son's on the lips."
Yes, she still refers to herself as "mommy" even though I call her mom. She must think I'm still a little kid, even though I'm moving out of the house next year.

She's over 40 but looks great, and I've seen her naked a couple times when I was younger so I can say that with authority. But how can I get her to feel the same way about me? She's a conservative, non-drinking Christian woman, so it will probably be very hard. The only thing I have going for me is that we live in the house alone together, and she's single.

would u rather her be loose or tight?

Seriously, just slam the door in her face when she walks from room to room, and when she wakes up, she won't know the deed's been done...

can i have sex with her and take pictures for you to cry and jerk off to?

>>43

go ahead

my moms hair is thick

My mother barely has any pubic hair naturally.

God she's hawt.

Oedipus complex, anyone?

>>47
no, duh...fucking retard.

dude, you've got a problem. its not your fault, but you need to see a psychiatrist. if you just let this go it could really turn out badly for you, your mom... everyone.

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Don't feel bad buddy. Most people want to do your mom.

>>49

Don't listen to him. Just fuck her already

LET HER DIE

OH NOES!!!!!

>>54
It's too late, he's already done it! Last night he just couldn't resist it anymore...

Now he must post stories about it on 4chan to show off his manliness. Or better yet, pictures. If he was a TRUE manly /b/tard he would have video taped the whole thing.

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Pardon my English, but you're a motherfucker.

Pardon my English, but you're a motherfucker.

There is nothing you can do, your boned, the bad version.  I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom.  And on a side note, you just proved frued right.

Does she have a sister?

give her a back rub, have a bottle of chlorophoam ready, put her to sleep, and do what you please..

hot mom, pictures, now.

>I am pretty sure the bible says your not supposed to fuck yer mom.
I think it actually says it's OK. I mean, have you ever actually READ that thing? There's some serious spring break/Girls Gone Wild/Penthouse letter shit going on in there.

rape that bitch.

she won't say no :3

Raep my cat instead.

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

COPY PASTA IS NO LONGER FUNNY! LOL

>>66

Lies.

for one, the cops would have to physically hack into your PC to see a history of visited websites, or secondly they would need to contact your ISP provider, a lot of ISP providers do not hand out such information because of the data protection act.. which in turn comes to a court case, and in turn a 50/50 chance of your data being handed over, asides from that youd know beforehand if you were fucked because youd get a letter from solicitors informing you, youve done something illegal etc...

sorry.. your copy pasta is lame

>>68
not to mention its illegal for them to hack into your computer so you can in a sense counter sue them

haet incest do not want

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i woke up just to post in this thread after dreaming of your mom

pics or it didnt happen. TO ALL OF YOU

i bet he lies, and his mom is actually fat. and has a penis. and three breasts. gawd, thats not hawt.

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>>999 failed

Take it from me


















































I truncated your mother.

debating which thread gets me off more. this one or the 12 year old one.

>>60
Yes, two. And they're both younger and hot. I accidentally walked in on one of them while she was changing; not topless unfortunately, but she had a bra on.

>>59
lol, I thought that Freud's theory about the Oedipus Complex was that it's supposed to be resolved during early childhood.