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Ways to tell you're stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 17:44

1. You use improper English like "color", "center", etc.
2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
3. You worship gas stations.
4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.
8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
9. You love pick-ups, which are useful for country life.
10. You like shitty fucking huge cars that waste gas like two normal cars and pest the environment.
11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.
13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.
15. You have backwards mobile telephony.
16. You have backwards television standards, that's why you're so hungry for HDTV.
17. You can't watch shit on TV without paying.
18. Your democracy's three powers are corporations, Hollywood, and MTV.
19. Your companies patent everything.
20. Suing your neighbour over something retarded is an acceptable way to buy a new car or fix your house.
21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.
25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
26. You have had more assassinated presidents than any other civilized country.
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.
28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
29. You don't even know there are continents anyways, much less there are continents other than yours.
30. At best, you'll have heard of strange lands of England, Scotchland and Ireland where they have castles like Disney's logo, probably because they were filming a movie or something.
31. Your house is made of wood, making hurricanes a big deal.
32. You build shitty houses especially where there are hurricanes, to make sure they get ruined great.
33. You think you have to be your own Police.
34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
35. You think pulling a person's eyes off in a movie is alright, but showing a breast is a felony.
36. You care deeply for movie and game ratings.
37. You care deeply for obscenity and sin.
38. You think the 10 commandments are your constitution.
39. You choose your president because of his religion, after evaluating if he's going to church often enough.
40. You get your penis mutilated to "reduce masturbation" or because "it's cleaner".

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 18:55

Ways to tell you're stupid:

1. You judge intelligence based upon country of origin rather than  competence.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 19:00

Ways to tell you're stupid:

1. You´re posting in a troll  thread.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 19:05

2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
The foot was first used by ancient Sumeria and Egypt, two of the most successful civilizations in history that have accomplished more for mathematics and science than Europe OR America ever will.  Go back to school, dipshit.

3. You worship gas stations.
You are xenephobic and malinformed.  Go back to school, dipshit.

4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
Showers exist for a reason.  Go back to school, dipshit.

5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.

Personal preference, not cultural phenomenon.  Go back to school, dipshit.

8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
You're judging a country based on a minority of people.  Kill yourself, dipshit.

11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.

GO BACK TO SCHOOL, DIPSHIT.

13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.

http://www.epha.org/a/700 , dipshit.

21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.

You're judging the average person based on executive decisions, dipshit.  Three words: TONY FUCKING BLAIR.

25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
...
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.

Welcome to politics, dipshit.

28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
Our continent's name is "North America", dipshit.

34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
You get all your information from hearsay and the media, dipshit.  Do you think CNN is a reliable source of news, too?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 20:11

>>3,4 , shut up.  >>2 was thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 3:33

daily age.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 3:35

This thread was over before it started.Q

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 3:54

q.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 5:02

You had me until #40 dude.  No one like foreskins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 19:32

>>4
The foot was first used by ancient Sumeria and Egypt, two of the most successful civilizations in history that have accomplished more for mathematics and science than Europe OR America ever will.
They were advanced, but they aren't as advanced, nor they developed Maths as Europe did in the last few centuries, only you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between tensor calculus and basic/middle Math. Science? That's retarded. Science is continuously evolving (save for the few dark centuries of religion), and today's is at least ten thousand times more advanced than back then's. Unless they had computers and space stations and I didn't know.

You are xenephobic and malinformed.
Go back to your route 66 gas station, the superbowl's about to start!

Personal preference, not cultural phenomenon.
Personal preference to fuck up the planet, am i rite?

GO BACK TO SCHOOL, DIPSHIT.
Eurotroll'd :D

http://www.epha.org/a/700
Only the USA people don't give a flying fuck and keep eating shit at McDonalds, until they're fat enough to sue them and get a new house.

You're judging the average person based on executive decisions, dipshit.  Three words: TONY FUCKING BLAIR.
If the democracy USA brags about is true, then it's your responsibility. P.S.: I'm not British; I'm a mainland European (and I'm not French).

Welcome to politics
Welcome to AMERICAN politics, you mean.

Our continent's name is "North America"
Yet you use North America, and more commonly America, to talk about your own country. I don't fully blame you for this though: it's not always that you don't give a damn about the other American countries (you don't); sometimes it's just that you don't even know these countries exist.

You get all your information from hearsay and the media, dipshit.  Do you think CNN is a reliable source of news, too?
I don't watch CNN; people there talk with such a strong American accent it looks like they want to sell me a used car.


>>9
I do; I don't want guropenis, nor reduced sensitivity. Plus I needed it to troll more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 20:13

the real sad thing is you are knocking the worlds leader in all fields of science, technology, and higher education. which also happens to be richest and most productive nation in the history of earth.

what does that say about your culture if you aren't even a distant second to a bunch of overweight nascar watching gas station worshipers ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 20:25

Go back to your route 66 gas station, the superbowl's about to start!
And hear I thought you Euros liked football!

Personal preference to fuck up the planet, am i rite?
So tell me, have you lot cleaned up Tirana yet?

Only the USA people don't give a flying fuck and keep eating shit at McDonalds, until they're fat enough to sue them and get a new house.
Sorry, I didn't catch that one.  Too many bicyclists outside making noise.

Welcome to AMERICAN politics, you mean.
Because no one in Europe EVER uses underhanded tactics.

Yet you use North America, and more commonly America, to talk about your own country. I don't fully blame you for this though: it's not always that you don't give a damn about the other American countries (you don't); sometimes it's just that you don't even know these countries exist.
Hint: at the time the country became known as "America", Canada had not yet been named, or even declared its own country.  Is this the vaunted European intellect you seem to be bragging about?  You know what Canada is, I hope?

I don't watch CNN; people there talk with such a strong American accent it looks like they want to sell me a used car.
Which copmletely justifies the fact that you're making opinions based on hearsay and stereotype rather than fact, I'm sure.  I thought that was the American thing to do, though; does this make me more European than you?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 12:02

>>11
Problem is, the ones doing the good job are a minority, and the reason why the USA is rich is because of its HUEG corporations, monopolies, patents, etc. which are unrelated to science, technology and education.

My culture? For starters, all of the Western cultures are a single culture family with many subcultures. Europe and the USA are largely the same, compared to differently rooted cultures such as Asia's. The problem comes with the small or not so small differences between subcultures. The USA got an assload of rednecks, niggers, and other "meh" people.

Distant second to overweight nascar watching gas station worshipers? More like we've lapped them 10 times, to speak in their own terms. Just in different ways. They think they are first because they measure quality of life and human development in gas prices.


>>12
And hear I thought you Euros liked football!
Well, I'm European and I don't like football. Thanks for using the right word though.

So tell me, have you lot cleaned up Tirana yet?
Heh. The whole USA is one huge example of everything you can do to fuck up the environment, and all you have to say from Europe is a small city in a small country? Then we're doing even better than I thought.

Sorry, I didn't catch that one.  Too many bicyclists outside making noise.
What noise?

Because no one in Europe EVER uses underhanded tactics.
We do, but we do it in a smarter way, and don't fail them nearly as often.

Hint: at the time the country became known as "America", Canada had not yet been named, or even declared its own country.  Is this the vaunted European intellect you seem to be bragging about?  You know what Canada is, I hope?
Hint: At the time the Spanish (Castilians, by that time) discovered America, they named the whole continent America. It was only much, much later that a bunch of cowboys decided to become a country.

Which copmletely justifies the fact that you're making opinions based on hearsay and stereotype rather than fact, I'm sure.
P.S.: I'm half trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 12:36

>>13
Problem is, the ones doing the good job are a minority, and the reason why the USA is rich is because of its HUEG corporations, monopolies, patents, etc. which are unrelated to science, technology and education.
Welcome to the business world, commie.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 12:45

Lol, people arguing who's better than the other.

im urapee-an so im betar
no im amerikkan, so IM betar

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 14:20

13, i posted 11 and let me rebut your statement.

corporate dominance is directly related to advances in science and education, those patents are of INVENTIONS which require an UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE AND OR TECHNOLOGY. you think the transistor fell from the sky ? american corporations may use unfair tactics to hold their dominance, but if you were truly better they would be unseated from their thrones. every european industry is a knock off of american innovation. there would be no airbus without the wrights, there would be no daimler without henry fords assembly line. you wouldnt have movies recorded sound or electric light if a farm boy from ohio named THOMAS ALVA EDISON hadnt done it for you.

while those developments relied on previous work done by others there still remains the fact that these innovations were done while europe was caught up in a mess of bigotry, petty wars, and rule by inbred monarchies.

to say that those advancements are the result of a minority is true, as in europe and the rest of the world there are people who make things happen and people who just ride on their coat tails. what category do you fall into ?

the least valid statement you made is that your culture has lapped america ten times, were that true your sad continent wouldnt have depended on america to rebuild after your wars over lines on a map. europe would be capable of self sustaining now, which it is not.

had europe lapped america 10x culturally you would expect europe to lead the world in matters of human rights, personal liberty, economic development, scientific research, technological development, and you wouldnt see anti american bigots like yourself trolling on forums about how great they are when in fact they only illustrate the things wrong with their home nation.

what different ways did you lap america ten times with ?

where is the massive influx of immigrants who wish to bask in your socialist paradise ? wheres your IT industry explosion ?

you live in a land only playing catch up as your leaders fade into old age and your youth takes to hatred. seems like history is cyclical in your region. maybe these are the laps you referred to.

it doesnt even have anything to do with superiority or inferiority, the fact of the matter is you are whats wrong with your home and you can change. stop hating others because it doesnt advance you or your people. go to school and do something with your life other than complain about how the big american monster is crushing you. you are crushing yourself with the weight of your ignorance.

as instant processed foods and television become more popular the waistlines of the entire world are expanding. as populations increase the ratio of skilled and educated people is shrinking worldwide. as the most potent culture ever seeps out of the states the entire world is being destroyed by its inability to cope.

the real way to tell if you are stupid is asking yourself a simple question: what am i doing to find solutions ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 15:27

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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 15:50

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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 17:00

>>14
Welcome to the business world, commie.
I hate communist fags. I just hate patents and monopolies fags too. Mixed or pure capitalism with no monopolies, patents or digital millennium corporate act would be better. (In fact, this sort of shit the USA does is against the true intent of capitalism.)

>>16
those patents are of INVENTIONS which require an UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE AND OR TECHNOLOGY
Patents are a hindrance to development. Think about Mr. Ford vs. that other fag who wanted to patent cars. The later patented a car, but was always a crappy car maker. Even so, he wanted to get paid royalties for no work. Fortunately, justice somehow miraculously worked and Ford didn't have to pay because he was the guy doing the job, hence the guy who should get rich.

american corporations may use unfair tactics to hold their dominance, but if you were truly better they would be unseated from their thrones
That's difficult to do with all the monopolies and American lawware, but at least you can see open sauce projects started by europeans like Linus Tarballs pose a menace to the DRM OS. Also, don't forget many of today's prominent technologies like the World Wide Web are European products as well. Finally, the Maths (notice proper spelling) supporting today's Science were studied by Europeans, and the world's greatest scientists ever are Europeans as well. As for the inventions you mentioned, please take a few minutes to study on whose work did all of them base in one way or another. Ultimately, if it weren't for Europe, you'd be still painting your face of red and finding plumes to decorate Sit Bull's hair. Where is your god now?

were that true your sad continent wouldnt have depended on america to rebuild after your wars over lines on a map
First, Americans are not the best to talk over wars, and second, no, we didn't need your help, thank you. But reconstructing Europe, Japan, South Korea, and so on was such a grand business. I'd rather you stay in Daytona or Talladega and mind your own business. We are Europeans, we never needed any help.

europe would be capable of self sustaining now, which it is not.
With the global economy, no country is capable of self-sustaining now, not even the USA, which needs its beloved oil and imports all sorts of things.

had europe lapped america 10x culturally you would expect europe to lead the world in matters of human rights, personal liberty, economic development, scientific research, technological development, and you wouldnt see anti american bigots like yourself trolling on forums about how great they are when in fact they only illustrate the things wrong with their home nation.
No continent could be the theoretical best, but Europe's certainly ahead of America in several of these things. As for the Eurotrolls, welcome to 4chan. Trolling is a way of life here, cope with me.

what different ways did you lap america ten times with ?
We have our equivalents to rednecks and niggers, but in a proportion ten times lower. The average individual is ten times more educated in all sorts of things from grammar to geography. We have a thousand times richer culture, History and art, free university, ten times higher quality food (even our fast food restaurants are ten times better than yours), several times less dark environmental future, ten times less military waste (no point in defending from your allies assclowns, go after the towel heads who are the ones in ur base killing ur doods, and don't have transcontinental missiles in their shithole countries), and we have better quality of life, as consistently shown in every study or survey conducted.

where is the massive influx of immigrants who wish to bask in your socialist paradise ?
I don't like niggers either, I think we should torpedo sink boats so they don't come anymore, and kick the illegal ones out of here. I don't like to waste my tax money on non-Europeans who are not educated (well-educated, hard-working people from any country, culture and race are always welcome though).

stop hating others because it doesnt advance you or your people.
I only hate shit people, and BTW, I don't hate the USA. Most of my online friends are from there. But I like to troll and have fun at American stereotypes, some of which are indeed serious problems of the USA. Europe has its share of problems too (like niggers invading us), but they're less of a bug.

go to school and do something with your life
Already graduated from university, now working, what about you?

other than complain about how the big american monster is crushing you
I don't complain about that because that's impossible. I just bitch about how you love your 25 litres/100 Km SUVs (convert that to your shitty prehistoric units) and how idiotic is to pretend you're all in for privacy with no ID cards, then you have your TV watching you as in Mother Russia's bad days.

you are crushing yourself with the weight of your ignorance.
And what do you measure this weight in? Pounds? Trunks? Sacks of flour?

the real way to tell if you are stupid is asking yourself a simple question: what am i doing to find solutions ?
For now, I'm trolling at 4chan, it proves fun. I'm also working hard and doing something useful in a fairly efficient way, so I'm giving my two cents. Oh, I also share porn in the Internet, that sure helps humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 17:05

>>16 corporate dominance is directly related to advances in science
First you say this then you prove that it isn't true.

lol amerikkkans

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 17:27

Mixed or pure capitalism with no monopolies, patents or digital millennium corporate act
is an impossible ideal in a truly free world.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 17:58

20 you are ignorant on every subject.

henry ford did not patent the car. you fail.

patents do not stifle development. they encourage development. that is why your precious eu has patent laws. you fail.

open source programs are either based in the states or are derived from american software. you fail.

your math comes from greece. OMEGA FAILURE.

i stated those inventions were based on previous work. and heres the fun fact, that work wasnt completed in the eu. another fun fact, all your "great scientists" take the effort to immigrate to the US for a better life and a better job. you fail.

the WWW was not a european invention. tim berners lee wrote the hyper text markup language at CERN. HTTP is not WWW. look up the bell system, packet switching, and telecommunications on wikipedia. you fail.

european food is not better than food anywhere else. you can have your horse steaks, your haggis, your foie gras, you kidney pies and blood pudding. i doubt you eat that garbage anyway. you prolly eat fish and chips, deep fried pizza and baked beans. o wait those are all american, and its shit we dont want. the whole concept of fast food is an import. thats the proof of your second class status. your McFailure is at the second window.

TV watching us ? look at all the cameras in england. france couldnt afford cameras, spain has nothing worth filming, all those shitty countries ending with bourg and ium who cares about them anyway. you fail.

and btw whats the big sports in europe again ? football and racing you say. eat your crips and watch manchester united lose  on the telly at your pub. maybe some hooligan will come by and kick your teeth straight. you fail.

everything you say has no basis in reality and just goes on to establish your 4th world status. your nationalistic rhetoric wont keep you warm at night. your fear of niggers is amazing considering you are a white nigger and yes that is what you are.  maybe u blame the darkies for your lack of hygiene and the decline of your culture. the real culprit is your failure.


and no i dont believe u have a job or have a degree in anything  since you fail so much.

btw i can smell your virginity through the wires so to speak.

FAILURE COMPLETE. TRY AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 18:39

If you give AIDS to someone, is it fair to blame the victim for their AIDS?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_unit

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 20:25

the guy who keeps posting about america is forgetting to mention the impact of american culture worldwide

american consumerism has driven old world companies out of business of forced them to adopt american methods to compete. things like t shirts, running shoes, blue jeans, computers, cellphones, video games, radio, television, the internet, and even modern music all came from america and have been adopted worldwide.

baseball caps can be seen on the streets china. foods like the hamburger or fried chicken (deep fried food in general) have crossed the globe. the impact of american films and television may not be fully understood for some time but their effects can be seen anywhere you go on this planet.

every culture is represented in the united states and as different cultural identities become americanized they get repackaged and exported to the lands they originated.

americans may be stupid but its odd they rest of the world tries to be just like them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 20:27

i posted 25 and i am canadian. food for thought.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 20:44

We absorb everything because we're a nation of immigrants in the first place... a bunch of immigrants who landed on a frikken HUGE resource pile, that by that time hadn't been used up by the old civilizations.  This cause a sort of weird confluence of power a metropolitanism.  People don't like our shit because it's better...  They like it because we are more powerful.  Our companies are richer, and they try to force their wares onto other cultures.

We just have the power to absorb and regurgitate as we see fit.  But that doesn't make us right.

I fucking hate a bleached out monotonous world where everyone is the same. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 22:43

b u m p

that bit about hooligans kicking teeth straight

BRILLIANT

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 13:07

completely unintelligible :/ or im just stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:06

>>26
I posted 26 and I'm moving to America. Food for thought.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:07

>>29
While the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:14

I liked #35. Women should be allowed to go topless just like men.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:18

>>30

i posted 26 and i am not leaving montreal

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:20

>>31
motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 17:46

lol canadians live in igloos and americans drive monster trucks

thank jesus for mexican masterhood

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 21:52

American politics - only in America.

Oh wait-

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 21:58

lol europeans fuck animals and fist each other

i saw a video of a swedish guy take a horse cock up the ass lol

at least they aren't asians those assholes fuck bugs and fish

LOL FAGOT JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 1:09

worst. thread. ever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 16:19

>>22
Mixed or pure capitalism with no monopolies, patents or digital millennium corporate act
is an impossible ideal in a truly free world.
So in a "truly free" world restrictions and corporate dominance must exist? I believe you don't mean "truly free" but "American free".

>>23
henry ford did not patent the car. you fail.
You're the one who fails, can't even read English. Quoting myself, "Think about Mr. Ford vs. that other fag who wanted to patent cars." George Selden was the faggot American-style American who tried to get paid royalties from Ford over a car patent.

patents do not stifle development. they encourage development.
Yeah, they encourage huge corporation's development of monopolies.

open source programs are either based in the states or are derived from american software. you fail.
This has to be the most retarded statement I read in this thread (so far, as I haven't finished your post). Incidentally, it's also untrue.

your math comes from greece. OMEGA FAILURE.
Lol, at this rate, you American will ruin my trollthread! I'm here to say Americans are stupid, but you're saying it better than I ever would. First off, Greece is an European country. No, it's not between Japan and China. Second, the European Greek civilization developed quite a few Maths principles, and their work was further expanded by other europeans later on.

the WWW was not a european invention. tim berners lee wrote the hyper text markup language at CERN. HTTP is not WWW.
Ha ha ha ha, you must've written this while watching Jeff Gordon getting overtaken or something. First off, the "HyperText Markup Language" is HTML. HTTP is the "HyperText Transfer Protocol".  Second, read http://www.w3.org/People/Berners-Lee/ in the next sports break.

european food is not better than food anywhere else.
Have you been to Europe?

you prolly eat fish and chips, deep fried pizza and baked beans. o wait those are all american,
Ha ha ha ha ha, man I'm starting to like you, you're hillarious. Pizza is now American? What next? Sushi?

spain has nothing worth filming
Lol, this is hilarious comedy. Spain, together with Italy, is the country with the most Humanity's Heritage sites declared by UNESCO, and the second most touristically visited country in the world, with quite more tourists than actual population visiting it every year, for a number of reasons from beach to rural, from mountain to cultural, from archaeological to architectural tourism.

all those shitty countries ending with bourg
Eh?

and ium
Can only think of Belgium.

football and racing you say.
First, I don't give a flying fuck about football. Second, Europe's got decent racing and the best drivers in the world, if you care for that.

your nationalistic rhetoric wont keep you warm at night.
No, but my more efficient home does.

your fear of niggers is amazing considering you are a white nigger and yes that is what you are.
I'm sorry but white niggers are called rednecks and live in the USA.

maybe u blame the darkies for your lack of hygiene and the decline of your culture.
I don't blame "darkies" if by that you mean blacks; I blame niggers. Unfortunately, we don't get many blacks here, all we get is niggers. And that hygiene thing didn't make sense, think about it.

and no i dont believe u have a job or have a degree in anything  since you fail so much.
Ha ha ha, it looks like you got trolled hard, you angry American man. I don't need you to believe it; my bank account does and that's what matters.

btw i can smell your virginity through the wires so to speak.
Ha ha, okay, that too. European women give superior sex, but you won't be able to enjoy it because they don't date gas station rednecks.

FAILURE COMPLETE. TRY AGAIN.
Please, post some more, I enjoyed it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 17:05

>>38
FUCKING SIGNED and 40GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 8:20

>>39
Mr. American has been owned, or rather, he owned himself, and >>39 pointed it out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 9:08

that sounds like texas, they have the worst porn

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 12:36

>>42
Yup. It's all incest.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 12:41 (sage)

retarded shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 12:54

>>43
>>44
Same thing.

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