Ways to tell you're stupid

1. You use improper English like "color", "center", etc.
2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
3. You worship gas stations.
4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.
8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
9. You love pick-ups, which are useful for country life.
10. You like shitty fucking huge cars that waste gas like two normal cars and pest the environment.
11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.
13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.
15. You have backwards mobile telephony.
16. You have backwards television standards, that's why you're so hungry for HDTV.
17. You can't watch shit on TV without paying.
18. Your democracy's three powers are corporations, Hollywood, and MTV.
19. Your companies patent everything.
20. Suing your neighbour over something retarded is an acceptable way to buy a new car or fix your house.
21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.
25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
26. You have had more assassinated presidents than any other civilized country.
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.
28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
29. You don't even know there are continents anyways, much less there are continents other than yours.
30. At best, you'll have heard of strange lands of England, Scotchland and Ireland where they have castles like Disney's logo, probably because they were filming a movie or something.
31. Your house is made of wood, making hurricanes a big deal.
32. You build shitty houses especially where there are hurricanes, to make sure they get ruined great.
33. You think you have to be your own Police.
34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
35. You think pulling a person's eyes off in a movie is alright, but showing a breast is a felony.
36. You care deeply for movie and game ratings.
37. You care deeply for obscenity and sin.
38. You think the 10 commandments are your constitution.
39. You choose your president because of his religion, after evaluating if he's going to church often enough.
40. You get your penis mutilated to "reduce masturbation" or because "it's cleaner".

Go back to your route 66 gas station, the superbowl's about to start!
And hear I thought you Euros liked football!

Personal preference to fuck up the planet, am i rite?
So tell me, have you lot cleaned up Tirana yet?

Only the USA people don't give a flying fuck and keep eating shit at McDonalds, until they're fat enough to sue them and get a new house.
Sorry, I didn't catch that one.  Too many bicyclists outside making noise.

Welcome to AMERICAN politics, you mean.
Because no one in Europe EVER uses underhanded tactics.

Yet you use North America, and more commonly America, to talk about your own country. I don't fully blame you for this though: it's not always that you don't give a damn about the other American countries (you don't); sometimes it's just that you don't even know these countries exist.
Hint: at the time the country became known as "America", Canada had not yet been named, or even declared its own country.  Is this the vaunted European intellect you seem to be bragging about?  You know what Canada is, I hope?

I don't watch CNN; people there talk with such a strong American accent it looks like they want to sell me a used car.
Which copmletely justifies the fact that you're making opinions based on hearsay and stereotype rather than fact, I'm sure.  I thought that was the American thing to do, though; does this make me more European than you?