Ways to tell you're stupid

1. You use improper English like "color", "center", etc.
2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
3. You worship gas stations.
4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.
8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
9. You love pick-ups, which are useful for country life.
10. You like shitty fucking huge cars that waste gas like two normal cars and pest the environment.
11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.
13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.
15. You have backwards mobile telephony.
16. You have backwards television standards, that's why you're so hungry for HDTV.
17. You can't watch shit on TV without paying.
18. Your democracy's three powers are corporations, Hollywood, and MTV.
19. Your companies patent everything.
20. Suing your neighbour over something retarded is an acceptable way to buy a new car or fix your house.
21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.
25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
26. You have had more assassinated presidents than any other civilized country.
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.
28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
29. You don't even know there are continents anyways, much less there are continents other than yours.
30. At best, you'll have heard of strange lands of England, Scotchland and Ireland where they have castles like Disney's logo, probably because they were filming a movie or something.
31. Your house is made of wood, making hurricanes a big deal.
32. You build shitty houses especially where there are hurricanes, to make sure they get ruined great.
33. You think you have to be your own Police.
34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
35. You think pulling a person's eyes off in a movie is alright, but showing a breast is a felony.
36. You care deeply for movie and game ratings.
37. You care deeply for obscenity and sin.
38. You think the 10 commandments are your constitution.
39. You choose your president because of his religion, after evaluating if he's going to church often enough.
40. You get your penis mutilated to "reduce masturbation" or because "it's cleaner".

20 you are ignorant on every subject.

henry ford did not patent the car. you fail.

patents do not stifle development. they encourage development. that is why your precious eu has patent laws. you fail.

open source programs are either based in the states or are derived from american software. you fail.

your math comes from greece. OMEGA FAILURE.

i stated those inventions were based on previous work. and heres the fun fact, that work wasnt completed in the eu. another fun fact, all your "great scientists" take the effort to immigrate to the US for a better life and a better job. you fail.

the WWW was not a european invention. tim berners lee wrote the hyper text markup language at CERN. HTTP is not WWW. look up the bell system, packet switching, and telecommunications on wikipedia. you fail.

european food is not better than food anywhere else. you can have your horse steaks, your haggis, your foie gras, you kidney pies and blood pudding. i doubt you eat that garbage anyway. you prolly eat fish and chips, deep fried pizza and baked beans. o wait those are all american, and its shit we dont want. the whole concept of fast food is an import. thats the proof of your second class status. your McFailure is at the second window.

TV watching us ? look at all the cameras in england. france couldnt afford cameras, spain has nothing worth filming, all those shitty countries ending with bourg and ium who cares about them anyway. you fail.

and btw whats the big sports in europe again ? football and racing you say. eat your crips and watch manchester united lose  on the telly at your pub. maybe some hooligan will come by and kick your teeth straight. you fail.

everything you say has no basis in reality and just goes on to establish your 4th world status. your nationalistic rhetoric wont keep you warm at night. your fear of niggers is amazing considering you are a white nigger and yes that is what you are.  maybe u blame the darkies for your lack of hygiene and the decline of your culture. the real culprit is your failure.


and no i dont believe u have a job or have a degree in anything  since you fail so much.

btw i can smell your virginity through the wires so to speak.

FAILURE COMPLETE. TRY AGAIN.