Ways to tell you're stupid

1. You use improper English like "color", "center", etc.
2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
3. You worship gas stations.
4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.
8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
9. You love pick-ups, which are useful for country life.
10. You like shitty fucking huge cars that waste gas like two normal cars and pest the environment.
11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.
13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.
15. You have backwards mobile telephony.
16. You have backwards television standards, that's why you're so hungry for HDTV.
17. You can't watch shit on TV without paying.
18. Your democracy's three powers are corporations, Hollywood, and MTV.
19. Your companies patent everything.
20. Suing your neighbour over something retarded is an acceptable way to buy a new car or fix your house.
21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.
25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
26. You have had more assassinated presidents than any other civilized country.
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.
28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
29. You don't even know there are continents anyways, much less there are continents other than yours.
30. At best, you'll have heard of strange lands of England, Scotchland and Ireland where they have castles like Disney's logo, probably because they were filming a movie or something.
31. Your house is made of wood, making hurricanes a big deal.
32. You build shitty houses especially where there are hurricanes, to make sure they get ruined great.
33. You think you have to be your own Police.
34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
35. You think pulling a person's eyes off in a movie is alright, but showing a breast is a felony.
36. You care deeply for movie and game ratings.
37. You care deeply for obscenity and sin.
38. You think the 10 commandments are your constitution.
39. You choose your president because of his religion, after evaluating if he's going to church often enough.
40. You get your penis mutilated to "reduce masturbation" or because "it's cleaner".

>>11
Problem is, the ones doing the good job are a minority, and the reason why the USA is rich is because of its HUEG corporations, monopolies, patents, etc. which are unrelated to science, technology and education.

My culture? For starters, all of the Western cultures are a single culture family with many subcultures. Europe and the USA are largely the same, compared to differently rooted cultures such as Asia's. The problem comes with the small or not so small differences between subcultures. The USA got an assload of rednecks, niggers, and other "meh" people.

Distant second to overweight nascar watching gas station worshipers? More like we've lapped them 10 times, to speak in their own terms. Just in different ways. They think they are first because they measure quality of life and human development in gas prices.


>>12
And hear I thought you Euros liked football!
Well, I'm European and I don't like football. Thanks for using the right word though.

So tell me, have you lot cleaned up Tirana yet?
Heh. The whole USA is one huge example of everything you can do to fuck up the environment, and all you have to say from Europe is a small city in a small country? Then we're doing even better than I thought.

Sorry, I didn't catch that one.  Too many bicyclists outside making noise.
What noise?

Because no one in Europe EVER uses underhanded tactics.
We do, but we do it in a smarter way, and don't fail them nearly as often.

Hint: at the time the country became known as "America", Canada had not yet been named, or even declared its own country.  Is this the vaunted European intellect you seem to be bragging about?  You know what Canada is, I hope?
Hint: At the time the Spanish (Castilians, by that time) discovered America, they named the whole continent America. It was only much, much later that a bunch of cowboys decided to become a country.

Which copmletely justifies the fact that you're making opinions based on hearsay and stereotype rather than fact, I'm sure.
P.S.: I'm half trolling.