Ways to tell you're stupid

1. You use improper English like "color", "center", etc.
2. You use strange units, like your thumb or feet length, to measure things.
3. You worship gas stations.
4. You tend to smell like motor oil.
5. You think low gas prices are a constitutional right.
6. You like automatic transmission in cars.
7. You have really ugly cars.
8. You watch races where a bunch of guys drive ugly, gas wasting cars in a Mary-go-Round fashion for hundreds of laps, their drivers' skill being not getting asleep in the middle of the race.
9. You love pick-ups, which are useful for country life.
10. You like shitty fucking huge cars that waste gas like two normal cars and pest the environment.
11. You have no public transportation.
12. You don't give a fuck about the environment.
13. You eat junk.
14. You look around and normal people look rare among the obese.
15. You have backwards mobile telephony.
16. You have backwards television standards, that's why you're so hungry for HDTV.
17. You can't watch shit on TV without paying.
18. Your democracy's three powers are corporations, Hollywood, and MTV.
19. Your companies patent everything.
20. Suing your neighbour over something retarded is an acceptable way to buy a new car or fix your house.
21. You have to pay for university-grade education; no money = you remain stupid.
22. You can very well die if you don't have money to pay for health.
23. Your drivers license or VISA number is your identity handle; the State doesn't give jack shit about who are its people.
24. You are strongly against identity cards and are so concerned about privacy, but you have no problem with your government's right to spy on you at any time for any reason, nor you seem to care that you can no longer disable spyware and malware in your computer.
25. You fund two intelligence agencies spying on each other.
26. You have had more assassinated presidents than any other civilized country.
27. You fund weapons to defend from your allies, while allowing your true enemies run rampant in your country and attack you with knives and home bombs.
28. You think you can use your continent's name for your country.
29. You don't even know there are continents anyways, much less there are continents other than yours.
30. At best, you'll have heard of strange lands of England, Scotchland and Ireland where they have castles like Disney's logo, probably because they were filming a movie or something.
31. Your house is made of wood, making hurricanes a big deal.
32. You build shitty houses especially where there are hurricanes, to make sure they get ruined great.
33. You think you have to be your own Police.
34. You have some kid shooting at school like you say "hi".
35. You think pulling a person's eyes off in a movie is alright, but showing a breast is a felony.
36. You care deeply for movie and game ratings.
37. You care deeply for obscenity and sin.
38. You think the 10 commandments are your constitution.
39. You choose your president because of his religion, after evaluating if he's going to church often enough.
40. You get your penis mutilated to "reduce masturbation" or because "it's cleaner".

13, i posted 11 and let me rebut your statement.

corporate dominance is directly related to advances in science and education, those patents are of INVENTIONS which require an UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE AND OR TECHNOLOGY. you think the transistor fell from the sky ? american corporations may use unfair tactics to hold their dominance, but if you were truly better they would be unseated from their thrones. every european industry is a knock off of american innovation. there would be no airbus without the wrights, there would be no daimler without henry fords assembly line. you wouldnt have movies recorded sound or electric light if a farm boy from ohio named THOMAS ALVA EDISON hadnt done it for you.

while those developments relied on previous work done by others there still remains the fact that these innovations were done while europe was caught up in a mess of bigotry, petty wars, and rule by inbred monarchies.

to say that those advancements are the result of a minority is true, as in europe and the rest of the world there are people who make things happen and people who just ride on their coat tails. what category do you fall into ?

the least valid statement you made is that your culture has lapped america ten times, were that true your sad continent wouldnt have depended on america to rebuild after your wars over lines on a map. europe would be capable of self sustaining now, which it is not.

had europe lapped america 10x culturally you would expect europe to lead the world in matters of human rights, personal liberty, economic development, scientific research, technological development, and you wouldnt see anti american bigots like yourself trolling on forums about how great they are when in fact they only illustrate the things wrong with their home nation.

what different ways did you lap america ten times with ?

where is the massive influx of immigrants who wish to bask in your socialist paradise ? wheres your IT industry explosion ?

you live in a land only playing catch up as your leaders fade into old age and your youth takes to hatred. seems like history is cyclical in your region. maybe these are the laps you referred to.

it doesnt even have anything to do with superiority or inferiority, the fact of the matter is you are whats wrong with your home and you can change. stop hating others because it doesnt advance you or your people. go to school and do something with your life other than complain about how the big american monster is crushing you. you are crushing yourself with the weight of your ignorance.

as instant processed foods and television become more popular the waistlines of the entire world are expanding. as populations increase the ratio of skilled and educated people is shrinking worldwide. as the most potent culture ever seeps out of the states the entire world is being destroyed by its inability to cope.

the real way to tell if you are stupid is asking yourself a simple question: what am i doing to find solutions ?