Today I went into a public bathroom at Wal-Mart. Instead of pissing in the toilet I pissed on the toilet paper roll, so if anyone took a dump in there and went for the roll they would get a handful of pisspaper.
Unfortunately its all in my stomach. But I can shit it for you.
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Anonymous2006-06-16 20:42
one of my friends worked at a walmart once. he said that one time he went to go to the bathroom and there was shit all over the stall, floors, wall, and ceiling(!) and a message written out in it saying "explosion!". he called his manager over, who looked at it and laughed and then told him to clean it up.
I spray diahrrea over the toilet paper and sometimes i wait in the centre cubicle and when someone is in the middle of doing a poo in the next cubicle i stick my ass over the wall seperating us and spray shit everywhere, I then quickly wipe my ass and run away.
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Anonymous2006-06-17 2:40
One time I was taking a huge shit when shit fell on my head. I was quite satisfied my shit was so fast and massive that it warped space or something.
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Anonymous2006-06-17 5:24
Open the top lids of those old toilets, piss and shit in them and then close up. When a person comes and flushes the toilet, all your excrement shall be on show in a whirlpool motion.
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Anonymous2006-06-17 6:44
Great innovative ideas from Anonymous
I enjoyed reading this thread
Reminds me of the made of win /dis/
P.S.: Anonymous > VIPERS
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Anonymous2006-06-17 14:57
>>21
Dude, why give them the pleasure of watching it and not yourself? You can only crap so many times in one lifetime. Better to enjoy them all I say.
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Anonymous2006-06-17 15:45 (sage)
>>22
Yeah snakes do suck. It isn't really that hard to be better than them Anonymous, and you know you'll never be better than a VIPPER, so you'd might as well just compare yourself to a snake to feel better huh?
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Anonymous2006-06-18 4:24
SNAKES AND JAKES AND RAKES AND FAKES
i want to see a poop in my face
sage for the fact that this will never make you those people who stuff you guys into lockers.
so kill yourselves now, and save yourselves the pain.
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Anonymous2006-06-18 23:39 (sage)
>>28
I kind of wish people had ever even tried that one on me, I have a hard time being an outright aggresor, however I have absolutely no qualms with snapping any motherfucker's neck the instant they start shit with me.
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