Pisspaper

Today I went into a public bathroom at Wal-Mart. Instead of pissing in the toilet I pissed on the toilet paper roll, so if anyone took a dump in there and went for the roll they would get a handful of pisspaper.

one of my friends worked at a walmart once. he said that one time he went to go to the bathroom and there was shit all over the stall, floors, wall, and ceiling(!) and a message written out in it saying "explosion!". he called his manager over, who looked at it and laughed and then told him to clean it up.