Pisspaper

Today I went into a public bathroom at Wal-Mart. Instead of pissing in the toilet I pissed on the toilet paper roll, so if anyone took a dump in there and went for the roll they would get a handful of pisspaper.

>>vast majority of the thread

sage for the fact that this will never make you those people who stuff you guys into lockers.

so kill yourselves now, and save yourselves the pain.