Pisspaper

Today I went into a public bathroom at Wal-Mart. Instead of pissing in the toilet I pissed on the toilet paper roll, so if anyone took a dump in there and went for the roll they would get a handful of pisspaper.

Open the top lids of those old toilets, piss and shit in them and then close up. When a person comes and flushes the toilet, all your excrement shall be on show in a whirlpool motion.