Pisspaper

Today I went into a public bathroom at Wal-Mart. Instead of pissing in the toilet I pissed on the toilet paper roll, so if anyone took a dump in there and went for the roll they would get a handful of pisspaper.

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I kind of wish people had ever even tried that one on me, I have a hard time being an outright aggresor, however I have absolutely no qualms with snapping any motherfucker's neck the instant they start shit with me.