The idea that a woman should have a slim frame and huge boobs has been propogated into my mind by all the artwork I view on 4chan, and subliminally I have been brainwashed to believe I can meet girls portrayred in that way, that someday the right big boobed girl will come along resembling something as normal as NiseMIDI or Milktank drawings. Yes, my expectations are completely distorted now, and I know there is no compromise. Big boobed girls are FAT. They are Wide and Chunky. They have fat rolls and huge hips. Yet though I see the reality I cannot bring myself to it. I am drawn to the light that is 4chan. I can see the OH SHI-
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Anonymous2006-04-04 2:16
I hate boobs, all kinds of boobs, there isn't a single boob that I do like but I love big thighs (not fat thighs), like chun li or that girl from La Pucelle: Tactics and big girls, like elvaan women from ffxi.
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Anonymous2006-04-04 2:43
No, I mean I hate that I base my expectations of boobs on 4chan, knowing that any girl with those proportions will die of back pains.
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Anonymous2006-04-04 5:15
Hey! It helps ultimately keep you from the vile as all fucking hell things. Be grateful for it and us.
Well if you dont like boobs then elvaan women are your candy.
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Anonymous2006-04-04 19:05
i cant stand hentai girls with thin frames and huge boobs.
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Space Sheriff Gavan2006-04-05 18:53
Great! More tits for me, then
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Anonymous2006-04-05 19:45
I do not hate big boobs, but I hate what they have done to my subconscious. I can no longer respect a girl unless she has at least a DD. And then she must not be fat. The result is the only girls I can love are fictional.
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Anonymous2006-04-05 19:48
>>10 The result is the only girls I can love are fictional.
And that's the way I like it
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Anonymous2006-04-05 21:12
>>12 enjoy being the worlds first 50 year old virgin!
>>11
And that's how it is for me and should be for all men who hope to actually achieve things in their lives and not be tied down. >>12
Jesus, if only I had a strong enough will to make it all the way to 50 without having failed like I did, makes me sad.
RESPECT FAKE PROPORTIONS NOW DAMMIT
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Anonymous2006-04-07 2:58
Mid to small size breast for the win!
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Anonymous2006-05-23 2:09
big boob.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 2:33
i like normal sized breasts.
as lost as they're proportoinate, i think it's perfect.
too much is ok. quite comfy.
but i like proportion.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 4:48
Well I found a common trend among fat women that they have big tits, mainly because the tits themselves consist of fat.
I don't really like big boobs. I like smaller but well-shaped breasts much more. :) Bigger isn't always better.
My girlfriend has huge boobs... it's not that I don't like her because of that, but surely it's not my "favorite"... :P
And yes, she is short and a little fat, but at least she has a great ass... hmmm groping is so much fun ^_^
Haveing huge breasts whould kil you when the chick gets older.. I mean.. think about it sagging down to her knees... gross. While if you find breasts small or mediam.. they usually last forever ^.^ Intill death till you apart I mean.
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Anonymous2006-05-24 15:18
Maybe you guys should go to /s/ instead of /h/. then you'll see some real females, even if they are mostly models.
For me it's all about shape. They can be huge or small if they are round and I love em.
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Anonymous2006-05-24 15:19
Small, firm, round tits is the win. God I hate pointy tits. Eww.
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Anonymous2006-05-25 0:12
the ONLY reason why I hate boobs is the fact that,
well not a single boob thread has been interupted by
anything BUT boobs.
but being an ass man (women's asses are nice to me, deal with it)
I notice but threads, are CONSTANTLY interupted by boobs...
is the obssesion so bad that you cannot let others have their fun or you feel like less of a boob man/women/thing?
WTF?!
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Anonymous2006-05-25 0:18
Model-skinny... A little chunky... I've banged them all. I think it all comes down to what you like to hump. Granted, skinny chicks with small tits look better without clothes standing up for inspection, but a girl with a little more meat on her bones is alot more fun to fuck. Honest, yo.
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Anonymous2006-05-25 0:41
And yet there is nothing better than a little 10 year old girl with a chest flat as a board and a ribbon in her hair trying her hardest to fit your cock in her mouth
I forgot to mention my preffered sizes of breast is either low b,
or high c, when I do look at em, I would just rather look at their
rear, or cooch, either naked or in tight fitting clothes
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Anonymous2006-05-25 18:57
preferences on women coming from virgins, thank you 4chan
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Anonymous2006-05-25 20:50
>>39
someone thinking it is possible to have a preference on women without being a virgin, thank you desperatechan
now go get you some more herps
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Anonymous2006-05-25 21:29
There are plenty of women that have big tits and aren't fat. Usually they're italain or russian, of course there are more flavors than that.
I love girls like that and I won't settle for anything less. I don't know about the rest of you 4channers, but finding an attractive women with big breasts isn't hard.
Ooh, for some reason im starting to like loli xD
Small boobs look...sexy...erotic...iono....nice
Im a girl, but it has nothing to do with me liking smaller boobs. Guess theyre funner to hold. ^^
>>34
Cha, that sounds like it made sense....seriously xD
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Anonymous2006-05-27 1:27
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Anonymous2006-05-27 16:30
>>44
Sounds like fun, but a little off track. We're talking about the outty parts, not the inny.
>>34 is right. Lying down and all sorts of positions will make breasts look different so posing for the camera isn't always the best way to judge the "use" of them.
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Anonymous2006-05-28 12:50
Ew. God Damn. Big boobs are scary as hell. .__.
You can accidently get sucked inbetween them. Holy shit. Don't you ever wonder if theres another vortex right inbetween them?
AHH!
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Anonymous2006-05-29 1:55 (sage)
SHUT UP NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET ANY ANYWAY
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Anonymous2006-05-31 17:22
I like C's and D's. Slamm breasts only look good on really tiny women.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 0:22
A, FUCKERS.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 0:44
Concave chests, mm mmm.
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Victoly2006-06-01 0:56
God damn... Make sure they wear bras. I heard at like later stages in life, they fucking sag low enough for you to be able to throw them over her shoulders.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 3:54
i hat big boobs an i cannot lie
you other pedos can't deny
when a girl walks in
and she's over ten
your dick goes flacid
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Anonymous2006-06-01 4:47
large ones are sickeningly vulgar. moderately small ones are tasteful and elegant
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Anonymous2006-06-05 7:09
fuck you
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-05 7:17
Bigger = better (like Nadine Jansen)
but then again...
Smaller = better (like uh... any Japanese girl)
Conclusion: Nothing in between or the Lord will vomit you! (It's says so in the Bible, mind you).
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-05 9:21
Hey hoe,
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they saggy at the bottom?
Are they hairy at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you see an awful bore?
Do your boobs hang out?
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Anonymous2006-06-05 10:46
I'm a straight guy and I like small to medium sized boobs. And thin frames of course.