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I hate big boobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 2:12

The idea that a woman should have a slim frame and huge boobs has been propogated into my mind by all the artwork I view on 4chan, and subliminally I have been brainwashed to believe I can meet girls portrayred in that way, that someday the right big boobed girl will come along resembling something as normal as NiseMIDI or Milktank drawings.  Yes, my expectations are completely distorted now, and I know there is no compromise.  Big boobed girls are FAT.  They are Wide and Chunky.  They have fat rolls and huge hips.  Yet though I see the reality I cannot bring myself to it.  I am drawn to the light that is 4chan.  I can see the OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 21:29

There are plenty of women that have big tits and aren't fat.  Usually they're italain or russian, of course there are more flavors than that.
I love girls like that and I won't settle for anything less.  I don't know about the rest of you 4channers, but finding an attractive women with big breasts isn't hard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 6:15

>>38
low B = A
high C = D

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! BIG OR SMALL???

Name: Kaori Kuritsutaru 2006-05-27 0:33

>>16

Ooh, for some reason im starting to like loli xD
Small boobs look...sexy...erotic...iono....nice
Im a girl, but it has nothing to do with me liking smaller boobs. Guess theyre funner to hold. ^^

>>34
Cha, that sounds like it made sense....seriously xD


Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 1:27

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 16:30

>>44
Sounds like fun, but a little off track. We're talking about the outty parts, not the inny.

>>34 is right. Lying down and all sorts of positions will make breasts look different so posing for the camera isn't always the best way to judge the "use" of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 12:50

Ew. God Damn. Big boobs are scary as hell. .__.

You can accidently get sucked inbetween them. Holy shit. Don't you ever wonder if theres another vortex right inbetween them?

AHH!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 1:55 (sage)

SHUT UP NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET ANY ANYWAY

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 17:22

I like C's and D's. Slamm breasts only look good on really tiny women.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 0:22

A, FUCKERS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 0:44

Concave chests, mm mmm.

Name: Victoly 2006-06-01 0:56

God damn... Make sure they wear bras. I heard at like later stages in life, they fucking sag low enough for you to be able to throw them over her shoulders.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 3:54

i hat big boobs an i cannot lie
you other pedos can't deny
when a girl walks in
and she's over ten
your dick goes flacid

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 4:47

large ones are sickeningly vulgar. moderately small ones are tasteful and elegant

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 7:09

fuck you

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-05 7:17

Bigger = better (like Nadine Jansen)
but then again...
Smaller = better (like uh... any Japanese girl)
Conclusion: Nothing in between or the Lord will vomit you! (It's says so in the Bible, mind you).

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-05 9:21

Hey hoe,
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?

Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they saggy at the bottom?
Are they hairy at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?

Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you see an awful bore?
Do your boobs hang out?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 10:46

I'm a straight guy and I like small to medium sized boobs. And thin frames of course.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 11:19

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 13:12

I used to like big boobs, the bigger the better.

Then I actually had sex, and I realized that the cliche "more than a mouthful is too much" actually was true.

Then I got into BDSM, and I like big tits again, (all the better to tie up.)

Go figure

Name: Sgt.Kabu朁෹kimanੇ盜 2012-05-26 17:22

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 9:17

Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 16:56

>>61
Tsk.

Name: Negro 2013-08-14 22:47

How the HELL is there a thread from 06?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 15:12

How can I grew boobs?

Name: Lettuce 2013-08-15 15:16

Did you know if you rearrange all the words in "Big  Boobs" you get "Satans Glory"?

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