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I hate big boobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 2:12

The idea that a woman should have a slim frame and huge boobs has been propogated into my mind by all the artwork I view on 4chan, and subliminally I have been brainwashed to believe I can meet girls portrayred in that way, that someday the right big boobed girl will come along resembling something as normal as NiseMIDI or Milktank drawings.  Yes, my expectations are completely distorted now, and I know there is no compromise.  Big boobed girls are FAT.  They are Wide and Chunky.  They have fat rolls and huge hips.  Yet though I see the reality I cannot bring myself to it.  I am drawn to the light that is 4chan.  I can see the OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 2:16

I hate boobs, all kinds of boobs, there isn't a single boob that I do like but I love big thighs (not fat thighs), like chun li or that girl from La Pucelle: Tactics and big girls, like elvaan women from ffxi.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 2:43

No, I mean I hate that I base my expectations of boobs on 4chan, knowing that any girl with those proportions will die of back pains.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 5:15

Hey! It helps ultimately keep you from the vile as all fucking hell things. Be grateful for it and us.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 5:49

I'm gay man and I do hate boobs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 7:36

im lolicon and i hate boobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 8:31

>>2


Well if you dont like boobs then elvaan women are your candy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 19:05

i cant stand hentai girls with thin frames and huge boobs.

Name: Space Sheriff Gavan 2006-04-05 18:53

Great! More tits for me, then

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:45

I do not hate big boobs, but I hate what they have done to my subconscious.  I can no longer respect a girl unless she has at least a DD.  And then she must not be fat.  The result is the only girls I can love are fictional.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:48

>>10 The result is the only girls I can love are fictional.
And that's the way I like it

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 21:12

>>12 enjoy being the worlds first 50 year old virgin!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 23:19

>>12

YOUR TALKING TO YOURSELF???

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 1:16

>>13
hhahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 4:22

>>11
And that's how it is for me and should be for all men who hope to actually achieve things in their lives and not be tied down.
>>12
Jesus, if only I had a strong enough will to make it all the way to 50 without having failed like I did, makes me sad.

RESPECT FAKE PROPORTIONS NOW DAMMIT

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 2:58

Mid to small size breast for the win!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 2:09

big boob.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 2:33

i like normal sized breasts.

as lost as they're proportoinate, i think it's perfect.

too much is ok. quite comfy.

but i like proportion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 4:48

Well I found a common trend among fat women that they have big tits, mainly because the tits themselves consist of fat.

Mild to small 'cause I'm a lolicon too.. :3

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 5:20

>>8
Me neither.

I don't really like big boobs. I like smaller but well-shaped breasts much more. :) Bigger isn't always better.
My girlfriend has huge boobs... it's not that I don't like her because of that, but surely it's not my "favorite"... :P
And yes, she is short and a little fat, but at least she has a great ass... hmmm groping is so much fun ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 7:45

>>12
COSMIC LOOPHOLE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 9:58

My gf is slim and has huge boobs - i win. She's about 160cm~~ ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 10:48

(´・ω・ ) つ|・・| Kneading delicious flat chest

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 11:25 (sage)

>>22
SILICON DOESN'T COUNT

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 15:19

>>1

Cheer up, emo kid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 15:31

i like a delicious flat chest.
no seriously. huge boobs are disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 15:48

flat is useless... huge is useless....  find something in the middle... somewhere between a baseball and softball

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 16:18

Find yourself a man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 16:44

>>27
Agree!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 11:50

Haveing huge breasts whould kil you when the chick gets older.. I mean.. think about it sagging down to her knees... gross. While if you find breasts small or mediam.. they usually last forever ^.^ Intill death till you apart I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 15:18

Maybe you guys should go to /s/ instead of /h/. then you'll see some real females, even if they are mostly models.

For me it's all about shape. They can be huge or small if they are  round and I love em.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 15:19

Small, firm, round tits is the win. God I hate pointy tits. Eww.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 0:12

the ONLY reason why I hate boobs is the fact that,
well not a single boob thread has been interupted by
anything BUT boobs.
but being an ass man (women's asses are nice to me, deal with it)
I notice but threads, are CONSTANTLY interupted by boobs...
is the obssesion so bad that you cannot let others have their fun or you feel like less of a boob man/women/thing?
WTF?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 0:18

Model-skinny... A little chunky... I've banged them all. I think it all comes down to what you like to hump. Granted, skinny chicks with small tits look better without clothes standing up for inspection, but a girl with a little more meat on her bones is alot more fun to fuck. Honest, yo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 0:41

And yet there is nothing better than a little 10 year old girl with a chest flat as a board and a ribbon in her hair trying her hardest to fit your cock in her mouth

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 4:33

>>35
dieplstxhbye

You pedophile!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 4:39

>>36
=in denial

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 13:37

it's >>33 again

I forgot to mention my preffered sizes of breast is either low b,
or high c, when I do look at em, I would just rather look at their
rear, or cooch, either naked or in tight fitting clothes

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 18:57

preferences on women coming from virgins, thank you 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 20:50

>>39
someone thinking it is possible to have a preference on women without being a virgin, thank you desperatechan

now go get you some more herps

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