I hate big boobs

The idea that a woman should have a slim frame and huge boobs has been propogated into my mind by all the artwork I view on 4chan, and subliminally I have been brainwashed to believe I can meet girls portrayred in that way, that someday the right big boobed girl will come along resembling something as normal as NiseMIDI or Milktank drawings.  Yes, my expectations are completely distorted now, and I know there is no compromise.  Big boobed girls are FAT.  They are Wide and Chunky.  They have fat rolls and huge hips.  Yet though I see the reality I cannot bring myself to it.  I am drawn to the light that is 4chan.  I can see the OH SHI-

the ONLY reason why I hate boobs is the fact that,
well not a single boob thread has been interupted by
anything BUT boobs.
but being an ass man (women's asses are nice to me, deal with it)
I notice but threads, are CONSTANTLY interupted by boobs...
is the obssesion so bad that you cannot let others have their fun or you feel like less of a boob man/women/thing?
WTF?!