One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me one of my little sisters bedwetter diapers. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters "underwear" on. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me! I got so scared that I wet, and let out another flow of poo again!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:07
Funny thing was? All that copy-pasta was from the last 20 hours.
THANK YOU AND GUDNIET (THATS JAPANESE FOR SEE YOU LATER)
<END ORIGINAL POSTERS FLOOD>
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:07
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. BETWEEN BOUTS OF BAWDY BALL-BUSTING BUTT-BURGLING, I CAN OFTEN BE FOUND AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY PERUSING A BANK OF THESAURI TO ASSIST IN THE ALLITERATIVE ANNALS OF MY AWESOME ANAL ASSAULTS. HOWEVER, MY LATEST TRIP WAS NOT THE DRY ACADEMIC EXERCISE ONE MIGHT EXPECT.
AS I SEARCHED THE SILENT STACKS, I SPIED A STUNNINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS SIREN SITTING STUDIOUSLY AT THE REFERENCE DESK. ALL THOUGHT OF BORING, BANAL BOOK-BROWSING LEFT MY MIND AS OUR EYES MET AND THE BEAUTIFUL BOOKISH BABE'S BODACIOUS BOSOM BOBBED BOUNCILY WITH HER SUDDEN INDRAWN BREATH. MY TRUCULENT TROUSER TORPEDO TORE A TUMULTUOUS TRAIL OF TERROR TO HER TWITCHING, TITILATINGLY TENDER TWAT, UPENDING BOOKSHELVES AND SENDING HORRIFIED PATRONS FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES. AS MY UNCTUOUS UNDULATING UNDERWEAR USURPER LURCHED LASCIVIOUSLY THROUGH HER LUSCIOUSLY LUSTY LIBRARIAN LABIA, LUBRICATING HER LOVEBOX WITH A FURIOUS FOAMING FLOOD OF FROTHY FUCK-FLUID AT THE CRITICAL CREST OF OUR CRIMINALLY COCKTASTIC COPULATORY CRESCENDO, HER CRIES OF UNIMAGINABLE PLEASURE WERE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY LIBRARIAN'S "SHUSH."
I GUARANTEE IT.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:08
Fred chan "The Loli Lord" Created the "One Naked Ruri" drawng in the "Blurred Megatokyo Doom".
There were Sixteen Drawings also created in "Blurred Megatokyo Doom", The "One Naked Ruri" drawing haves a verse:
Nigga Speech of a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway, to see it you must open the image in photoshop and read the watermark and it reads
Three Drawings for the Furry-kings from undernet
Seven for the Yuri-lords in their habbo halls
Nine to the Lolipedos who are doomed to get in Jail by FBI
One to "The Loli Lord" on his WC throne
In the Land of Megatokyo where fags, furries and pedos lie
One Drawing to rule them all, One Drawing to find them
One Drawing to bring them all and in the darkness fap
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:08
To save 4chan and the humanity itself we must find the "One Naked Ruri" drawing and bring it in a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway(Megatokyo forums), only by that way the power of The Loli Lord will be destroyed, the search is just the beginning, so many anonymous had been corrupted by its power turning them into weeaboo slaves of the Loli Lord
A little while into the shower, right when I was losing myself in a dream, I heard a loud noise in the other room. I thought maybe my stack of mangas had fallen over, and I didn't want them to hit my piro-kun I made from clay, so I rushed out to see what happened.
And then I saw him- Piro-kun had my suitcase and was smelling my panties. I was frozen solid, this was so scary, I didn't know what to think. He put them down and his face went red, and he started walking over to me. I backed away as much as I could but I ran into a corner. I was shaking, trying to cover up my private parts, but he grabbed my arms and pushed me into the wall. then he went down and started licking my private area. It felt really weird, I was so scared and confused. Then he shoved me hard onto the bed, I was so scared I was crying, I couldn't speak or scream if I wanted to. He took off his clothes and he shoved his private part into my private part. At least I think he did, I didn't really feel it go in, but he started slapping me and saying "take it bitch take it all". I was so scared, but I don't remember anything else... when I woke up I had a little bit of white stuff on my tummy, and I was naked on the bed. Piro-kun was gone. I'll never forget that night, or the things that he did to me.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:08
INSERT ZIMMER! /VIP/ IS NOW PROPERTY OF /B/ BITCHES~!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:08
Copy pasta is ruining /b/.
You fuckers are turning something thats fun into something that obnoxious.
If you post in the thread you agree with me, regardless of post contents
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:08
I had just been leaving the convention, happy that I finally got Piro-kun to sign my book. He even drew me a little picture, and wrote "to my favorite 12 year old fan", it's so kawaii... but he didn't look like he does in the comics. He looked a little scarier. I shuddered as I got on the bus back to the hotel, thinking of my fantasies with Piro, except that he's really so different... I don't know what to think anymore.
When I got back to the hotel room, I found the door was unlocked. I thought it was kinda weird, I'm really scared of leaving the door unlocked, but I guessed I was just excited to meet Piro-kun. So I closed it and made sure to lock it. I found a note from my parents saying they were out to eat and were going to stay at another hotel for the night (I don't know why), and said I could order anything from room service. That made me happy, I wanted some delicious cake, but I was really tired. So I undressed and got in the shower.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:09
I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:
1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).
2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.
3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.
4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:09
hello 4chan.
Id like to start off by saying that this is not a copy-pasta.
I have found out that a girl has liked me for a while, just a few months ago. It is mutual. However, I am going out of the area for a long time, and she might move while I am gone. Also, she has had a previous boyfriend who stalked her after she left him.
What is your suggestion for a course of actions /b/
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:09
Anime has given me a warped sense of how real girls act. In the four years I attended high school, I never saw
- girls that were blushing all the time
- girls that seemed to be smiling all the time
- girls that had their mouths open in an O like they were about to fall
- girls with their eyebrows like / \ and their mouths open like an O with their hands covering their chest and scrunched down
- girls who had tears in their eyes while yawning
- girls who said "aww" or talked in a sing-song manner all the time
- girls who would randomly go up to each other and hug each other while the target smiled exasperatedly
However, now I can't see girls any other way, and it's all anime's fault.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.
[To be honest, I feel a little selfish posting these things. I already know I have the greatest gift, and that is getting to spend Christmas with Gurr. But I sincerely hope for two things that nobody but God can give me for Christmas: For my grandfather to live to see it, and for it to really snow on Christmas Day. Everything else are just...things.]
1. I'll have to go with a paid account, too. Either on LJ [which I'd like more...I have a million icons saved and I want to put them up] or on DA.
2. Build-A-Bear just came out with a husky plushie. I love that store, even if they're so expensive. :\
3. http//www.p/...
4. Quality hanging out time with friends. I've taken it for granted far too long. I'd like to spend a whole day doing something with friends. :)
5. Media Play gift card.
6. For my artistically-talented friends, a drawing of...whatever you think I might like.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
7. Music! Make me a mix cd or two of music you really think I should listen to. Or, if you know what I like and want to buy a cd, you can do that too. But I like mix cds. Just try to make an insert with the song names and artists so I can put them in my Poo.
8. Puppy toys and supplies. I know I'm not planning on getting one until after I get the apartment, but dog toys and things of that nature are so exciting for me. I'm planning on getting a mid-sized Humane Society mutt, but I'm trying not to favor a breed right now. I'd like to see who becomes available and go from there...but I already have a name picked out whether it's a boy or a girl. ._.; But it's going to happen, and when it does, I want him/her to know that they already have lots of people that love him/her.
9. A heartfelt Christmas card. Seriously, try to make me cry [um...but you know...the good kind of cry. don't tear me apart, please.]. I'm a packrat when it comes to letters that make me feel special. I've saved all the letters I received from Subiaco, I have all the letters Chris has ever sent me...heck, I have a folder of notes I've saved from middle school that make me smile.
10. If you get me any kind of art supplies, I will wet myself. Anything at all. My brother got me a nice mechanical pencil one year, and I love that one pencil.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
Daer /b/,
Today I started my new job and it pissed me off. I had this fucking gook as a supervisor who thought he still was in fucking Hong-Kong, and treated me like I was a 12 year-old paid a nickel an hour. The place reeked, and I was told I was slow because I ended a service call in 15:37 with someone who understood didly-squat about the internet.
I quit 2 hours ago...
Did I do the right thing?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
Dear /b/,
I am good looking, smart, funny, clean and respectful. And all that other stuff. But I can't get a gf because I am too shy and reclusive. It pisses me off when a complete ugy retard from my class gets the girls while I can't. What should I do to improve myself besides raping them?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
so /b/...
Now im not really tall or heavy (5'6 150 lbs)
So anyway i bought the pills cuz i thought the 200mg of caffeine was gonna make me feel awesome and powerful .... (or at least wake me up in the morning) but i dont feel any diferent , even after taking 2 capsules, i feel nothing...
i want my money back !!motherfuckers!!
has anyone in here tiyed this before?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
"Try not to scream too loud, Harry," he hissed. "There are others around." Then he lifted the boy's hips and slammed into him, hard.
It was as if Harry had been torn in two. Agony bloomed within him; his every nerve was alive with pain. Despite the warning, he could not help but cry out, a long keening whine that wouldn't have sounded out-of-place coming from a child. Draco clamped a hand over his mouth.
Body screaming from head to foot, Harry did not even think to try and bite his fingers- he sobbed and tried to withdraw into himself, find a place the Slytherin could not violate as his legs and hips and muscles protested wildly against the stretch. He'd known from the first time it would be painful, but hadn't imagined that it might hurt more- it felt as it he had been stabbed down there, raw sharpness springing inside him as young wounds that had once tried to heal were ripped apart.
The first few thrusts were excruciating, and Harry started to wish he'd succeeded last night. Somewhere above him, Draco was attempting to soothe him, and the teenager ached to scream. It was a hell; it was never going to end, it was too hard and deep for his lithe body to take, oh please let him kill me, -Sirius!- let it end.
After a while, lucidity returned unbidden and Harry remembered how much less the first time had hurt when he'd stopped struggling; he steadied his breathing and concentrated on hating Draco deep inside, trying to let his body go limp, although his eyes leaked tears for a long time afterwards.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
A year ago the world was mad at me, and I was mad at it, because I coudln't express my emotions. I was totally focused on keeping emotional pain well away from any part of myself that could feel it.
All this sounds like some stupid teen angst post, about how 'no one understands the real me', I don't think that's true. I think that almost everyone has done what I'm doing now - lay in bed, kept awake by feelings of fear or confusion, and looked for a way to reach out and express the feelings inside. I think all we want to do is reach out and really feel like someone is listening, actually understanding what we feel. The hardest thing to do is work all the feeling out all alone. This is where I failed.
For me, the emotions felt overwhemling and unexpressable. They wern't. I went through two periods of drinking at least 3 times a week, and at least once a week heavily. I got into fights. I took risks. I put myself in a hospital. I've even done things that I still can't talk about.
Long and painful story short, my life found me the next morning hugging my knees on the cold floor of the common room, by the refridgerator. All the bad feelings I had been hiding from the past 5 years caught up to me. I was so afriad that I felt I had only 2 options: run as far away as you can, or end the pain. I actually started to pack to leave. My friends got me help. I've been in therapy for 4 months now.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:11
Dear /b/,
In the past forty eight hours, I've managed to get a grand total of five hours of sleep (goddamn research papers). Now I've got a chance to sleep tonight, but cannot get tired. Any suggestions?
Thanks.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:12
Guys, today I realized that I've completely lost the ability to empathise with other human beings. Also, I'm actually terrified about being in a sexual situation with a female, and losing my virginity was a hollow, empty experience. I have no job, but I do have occasional psychotic episodes where I black out and don't know what the fuck happens. My roomates hate me, and even though I can barely stand sex with guys, I keep on giving them blowjobs and getting fucked up my ass for them, even though it doesn't get me off.
So my question, /b/, is this:
How do you take your coffee?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:12
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkips')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."
Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:12
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play WoW and had forgotten to sign off of AIM after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been two-shotted by a rogue.
Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:12
Rap music:
-degrades the english language
-Promotes tagging and vandalism
-degrades women
-Implies postivity to primitive force (look at any metal cd, and youll see an imaginative cover with interesting artwork, look at a hip hop Cd, and youll see a pissed off nigra wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "bling" and expensive shoes which leads to theft
-Promotes Rastafrian culture, which tries to legalize weed
Rap can be made by ANYBODY, a preset drum machine is all you need to make primitve music and get signed to a record label. If youve been shot, thats credible and prefered to hype your image, just like growing up on the "street"
The lyrics are simple, the sentences dont need to be related, just whatever can ryhme is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to an even flow. And sometimes, rappers will get lazy and mispronounce words to rhyme.
Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg racist", but more thn half of all nigra music is sold to whites. No other genre of music promotes more negative values than hip hop, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.
There is NO talent in rap, so next time, whe your downloading music, get yourself a king crimson, dark tranquility, symphony x or non-hip hop album. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primtive processing jello.
Lets discuss
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:12
Dearest /b/
I can't get my gf of over 2 years to orgasm. I've tried everything. I've ate her out till she says to stop, different positions, etc. We've been screwing for over a year and nothing has worked and now she wants to see a sex therapist.
tl;dr how I failed to make girl cum?
picture not related as she won't me stick it into her pooper :/
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:13
Hey guys, Here's the story:
The first thing you need to know is that my cousin is hot. Amazingly hot. The kind of hot that makes you want to rip her pants off and fuck her in the middle of class, not caring about getting expelled. She's just that damn good. People tease me about her a lot, because she has a bit of a reputation for being a slut, and for good reason: She sucked off half the footbal team after the homecoming game. But she is hot nonetheless.
Anyway, she lives about 10 minutes away from me and she called me up and asked if I wanted to go see a movie. I told her no, I had to work on this english report (Poison Gas Warfare in WWI), but she begged until I gave in. Then she told me she wanted to rent a movie and come over instead of going to a theatre. I raised my eyebrows at this. Why would she want to come over here? Could it be she's really that big of a slut? Nooo, I thought. That couldn't be it...could it?
So she arrives at around 9 PM. My parents are still at a symphony they went to, so nobody is in the house (my sister is in college). We pop some popcorn and get on the couch and start watching the movie (The Blues Brothers). After a while she complains that her legs are cramping up and wondered if she could lie down on the couch and put her head in my lap. My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem.
So she puts her head in my lap and continues to watch the movie. We're to the scene with the blind dude playing the keyboard when she starts to gently rub her head back and forth; jacking me off with her ear, if you will. It was an extremely good feeling, and I gave a little sigh as she did it. Then I was brought back to Earth as my cousin sat up and gave me a look of disgust. "What the hell is that?" she asked, pointing to my crotch. I had a raging hard-on from her head movements, and I could do nothing to hide it. I mumbled that I was sorry and that I should probably get to bed, but she grabbed me by the beltloop as I tried to get up.
She forced me back down and looked into my eyes with a sort of hungry look. "If you're attracted to me, all you needed to do was tell me..." and with that she unzipped my pants and had them around my knees before you could say Jack Daniels. I feebley tried to resist, but my protests faded into nothingness as she pulled my wang (I won't lie, 5.8 inces) out of my boxers. I closed my eyes and groaned with pleasure. As I looked down, I saw a sight I will never forget for the rest of my life.
She lowered her head to it, pulled off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.
FATALITY.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:13
Dear /b/
I finally got my 10 yr old sister to dress as Batgirl. I dressed as Batman and we played Superheroes. Then I dressed up as Joker, tied her up, raped her, forced my cock down her throat, ass-fucked her, pissed in her mouth, shit on her face, cut off her toes and fingers, cut off her nipples and made her eat them, sewed her pussylips together, stabbed her, shot her, and bashed her skull in with a crowbar. Then I jacked off on her dead carcass and called all her friends for a sleepover. Is there something wrong with me /b/?
Picture somewhat related. (was batgirl)
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:13
When Pulane Leburu started scratching one of her breasts in December last year, it was the beginning of what would later become a nightmare in the area.
She couldn't stop scratching the bottom part of her right breast. She washed it twice, but it worsened with each application of water.
Leburu, 48, of Disaneng village, about 40km outside Mafikeng in North West, went to the clinic the following day.
"A yellowish sore had developed and it was itching and paining. I had to go to the clinic when I felt a lump inside.
"Nurses thought it was something to do with breast cancer. But they were baffled because it was developing on the outer part of the breast," she said.
At the clinic, a nurse felt a lump inside the breast and, while squeezing it, asked Leburu whether she was feeling any pain. Then the sore burst open and a live worm emerged.
Leburu's was one of the earliest cases of an outbreak of skin-worm sores in the Ratlou sub-district, outside Mafikeng.
At least 120 people, including babies, have reported to clinics in the area with the condition.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
Dear /b/. About 4 years ago, I got curious as to why gay guys like getting fucked in the ass. The first thing I ever put into my anus was a cotton swab, and it felt really weird. Eventually I looked for other things around my house to try, bottles, things with handles.. etc. It went on like this for years. I just recently bought a dildo to use on my ass, and it feels REALLY good. But I guess what my real question is, where can I find a guy who will fuck me? I dont want a boyfriend or anything, just a PENIS in my ass.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
My father was standing there naked, his mouth open, his eyes bulging out as he stared at me huddled in the corner. His cock was hard and red, and pointed at me threateningly, like a gun. He got in the tub with me, the water flattening his hair and dropping down off his face. The drops bounced off his chest and shoulders as he moved against me in the corner. He grabbed my wrists, pulling my hands away from my chest, holding them high above my head with one hand so he could stare at my naked
body. His other hand pressed against my boob, pushing it flat against my chest
with his palm. He rotated his hand, then closed the fingers around my tit, squeezing the meaty flesh. He stared down at my tit in fascination, as his fingers squeezed and squeezed it repeatedly.
His hands came around me, hugging me tightly as he kissed me. He pulled myleg up and thrust his hips forward, crushing my ass against the tiles. He reached between his legs with his other hand, still holding my leg up high and
to the side, and inserted the tip of his PENIS in my sheath. His hand moved around onto my ass, pulling me outward as he slowly pushed
himself up into me. He began thrusting almost immediately, screwing me with short, sharp jabs. He moved his hips around in circles, jerking in and out. When he decided I was loose enough, he began pumping with long sdough strokes. His body crashed into mine again and again, slamming me against the corner of the shower enclosure. My face was buried in his wet chest fur. Then I felt him shudder. His hips slammed forward as his head jerked up and back.
From the tip of his cock inside of me burst a fireball and I exploded.
FATALITY.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
Dear /b/
It has come to my attention that I am bisexual. I had a good friend, and he was gay as all fuck. Earlier last week, in one way or another... we wound up cybering. We're both guys, and up untill recently I've always believed myself to be heterosexual. But that cybering turned me on, in a severe kind of way. Curious about this, I invited this friend to my house later that week - and turned what he had cybered into a reality.
Now, I know for a fact that I am not full-blown gay. I have enjoyed fucking women in the past, and last night I proved to myself that not only was I a fucking slut, but I could also get off on women as well as men.
What should I do, /b/?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
*sigh* Evidently, I'm "one of the girls"... ...that happens to have a PENIS. Or, a Soccer Mom with a dick.
This Saturday, I've been invited to "girl's night out" with the group of PTA Moms that I've been hanging out with after school. Some are married, most are not. They're a group of women that have known each other since High School that just happen to have all of their kids go to the same school as my daughter. We've talked a lot about all sorts of stuff, and our kids play together. I'm on a couple of commitees and we all work together for school fundraisers and stuff.
Most of our discussions have been about school stuff, but a lot of it has been personal. It's about to get intimate.
I've told one about my "checkered past" and about being a former male stripper. Now, she's told all of the rest, and they are all demanding lap dances this weekend.
Fuck.
I've tried my best to be non-sexual around them, treating them as fellow parents that are concerned about the total well-being of our kids and responsible parental involvement with our kid's education.
All of a sudden, that dynamic has changed, and I'm not really comfortable with it. They're all about to get a big helping of throbbing dick rubbed up against them, and they're OK with it.
Would I enjoy it? Sure. Would it be wise? Probably not.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
lol the five hours of sleep thing was mine. i didn't realize someone copypastaed it.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
dear /b/, i've realized i hate women
i'm not gay, just women aren't worth the bullshit. Pussy isn't that great, and having to do so much stupid shit, how they want you always thinking about them, going to crappy movies, or "talking". I don't mean actually talking about ideas, or anything remotely interesting. I mean either her bitching about her life or her friends. Or how they hate talking about anything substantial; in fact, they actively try to suppress all conversation on anything beyond trivial bullshit.
"intellectual" or political girls are no different. They don't want a conversation, they want an idelogical circle-jerk
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:14
Dearest /b/,
I recently started playing Magic: The Gathering as a result of NYComic-Con. I got some rally rare stuff from two guys who were really cool. They even made me a red-white deck.
Now, I go to school. and I'm playing with it, and a friend of mine knows how to play but doesn't have cards of his own. I then promised him to give him a Blue-white deck that I didn't plan on using at all. After many words of praise, the end of school came and I went home.
I looked at the blue-white deck and said "I could make this better." So I did, shift things in and out and made it nicer. So I decided to test it against my red-white deck.
It beat the shit out of me. 5 times.
Now, I'm in love with this Blue-White deck that's been able to own my red-white several times over. I don't want to give it to my friend, and the red-white has too many rare cards for me to even THINK of passing it on. And I don't want to give him nothing so...
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of ____________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR___________ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
winamp "skins" are fucking retarded and worthless. if you use a skin of any kind for any program, you're a faggot who needs to die.
skins reduce functionality and look stupid. besides, why the fuck do you have winamp popped up, are you too stupid to know what song is playing by hearing it? do you really have nothing better to do than sit on your computer all day, staring at winamp as you play some shitty techno songs or "underground" hip hop?
if you use skins, please kill yourself.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
I am sick and fucking tired of you ass holes Who have no lives and like picking on defencless creatures. I am putting in a Email to the owners of 4chan to remove and bann all Pictures of animal tourture/death. Just because you Idiots do this means many other people want to see it. And I bet a few serton organizations would like to see whats going on in /b/. I would injoy any and all people who torture animals to get punished for there acts. Now STFU and GTFO
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
My girlfriend was bugging me for months to live out her YAOI fantasy. She wanted to masturbate while watching me make it with another guy. I finally gave in and said I'd do it if she'd agree to a threesome with me and another woman and I got to fuck the other woman.
She agreed so she brings this guy in. The guy is huge, he takes charge and totally makes me his bitch. I suck him off and then he sticks it in my pooper. Meanwhile my girlfriend is sitting in the corner of the room masturbating like crazy, screaming humiliating insults at me as she comes like "take that cock you sissy queer, you're a little cock whore arn't you faggot".
I'm surprised at how much I'm actually getting into this. Having her masturbate and verbally humilate me while getting totally used by a big man was a real turn on.
But then the next day she tells me she's dumping me because now that she's seen me getting fucked and sucking a cock she's disgusted by me.
WTF!?! I did this for her and this is the thanks I get? I fucking hate this bullshit YAOI fantasies that women get. If you can't handle a guy getting fucked and sucking a cock THEN DON'T ASK THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN FOR YOU!
The worst is I didn't get my fucking threesome.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
We walk this earth
With fire in our hands
Eye for an eye
We are nemesis
We are with you
Countless vicious souls
Fight, fighting for freedom
United, we stand..we stand
We are a legion
Voice of anarchy
This is revolution
Creating new disorder
We are enemy
opponent of the system
Crushing hypocrisy
slaying the philistine
One for all
All for one
We are strong
We are one
One for all
All for one
We are one
Nemesis
A malicious fever burns
In our heart, in our veins
Ýour blood, my blood
All blood runs the same
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
Choose your adventure, /b/
Pick a folder.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
all i hear are the voices in my head telling me to kill all my friends before they have a chance to kill me
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
The Internet abounds with assertions that Greek mythology proves that the 'Greek God, Vulcan,' invented a device that made "strings of dough." Vulcan was a Roman god, not Greek, one who was associated with volcaexploitable and the fiery forge, and his Greek counterpart was Hephaestus. Nowhere in the works of the Greek writer, Homer, or the Roman, Ovid, is there mention of anything forged by Hephaestus or Vulcan other than armor, jewelry, and the fragile threads that trapped Venus and Mars in their lovemaking.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
A year ago the world was mad at me, and I was mad at it, because I coudln't express my emotions. I was totally focused on keeping emotional pain well away from any part of myself that could feel it.
All this sounds like some stupid teen angst post, about how 'no one understands the real me', I don't think that's true. I think that almost everyone has done what I'm doing now - lay in bed, kept awake by feelings of fear or confusion, and looked for a way to reach out and express the feelings inside. I think all we want to do is reach out and really feel like someone is listening, actually understanding what we feel. The hardest thing to do is work all the feeling out all alone. This is where I failed.
For me, the emotions felt overwhemling and unexpressable. They wern't. I went through two periods of drinking at least 3 times a week, and at least once a week heavily. I got into fights. I took risks. I put myself in a hospital. I've even done things that I still can't talk about.
Long and painful story short, my life found me the next morning hugging my knees on the cold floor of the common room, by the refridgerator. All the bad feelings I had been hiding from the past 5 years caught up to me. I was so afriad that I felt I had only 2 options: run as far away as you can, or end the pain. I actually started to pack to leave. My friends got me help. I've been in therapy for 4 months now.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
In their tribal villages the Sambia segregate the sexes as much as possible. Men and women each have their own paths and meeting places. The boys have no contact whatever with the girls. The initiation process for them begins somewhere between ages 7 and 10. During the first phase, which lasts until they are about 15, they are expected to suck the PENIS of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm. Without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men.
At first some of the boys dislike having to do this, but gradually all come to enjoy it and often strong ties of friendship are formed between the sucker and the sucked. After puberty the boys enter the second phase of initiation: it is now their turn to provide seed for the benefit of the younger ones. They do this until, at around age 22, they marry. Marriage terminates the young man's homosexual life, since once his PENIS has penetrated a woman's vagina it is no longer considered clean and it would be dangerous for any other male to touch it.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
We all are looked down upon. Not because of our skin, race, or ethnicity, but because of our belief. Truly, what is wrong at looking at animals. I have the same love for furries as a man has for his dog (a cute dog, anyway). Sure, we may fantasize about being animals and have intercourse, but we cannot stop our animal instincts. We have evolved, yet we all share the same tenacity towards animals.
Instead of conforming, let us reform! Reform the barriers of society and reform the injustice caused by bigots, racists, and predjudists.
We are a new breed of human; a breed of human reverting back towards harmony and perfection that resulted before man roamed the earth; all part of one cycle, one life, and all linked in death.
We are the furries and it should no longer be concealed! Let us proclaim it from the highest moutains and the lowest valleys saying, "I LOVE FURRIES." Let us make the world understand and gain acceptance toward our beliefs.
Should we be discriminated because we find chickens, foxes, antelope, dear, bears, or any other of god's creatures cute? No. We are animals trapped in human bodies... In order to assuage man to accept and live in harmony with animals!
We will convince ourfamilies, our friends, our neighbors, our teachers, our mentors, and our lovers that we are no different. No, difference, is not the word, but advocators of peace. We advocate harmony, unity, peace, and perfection. A world of balance.
This, my friends is what furries are. This is our mission. This is our objective; this is what we can and will achieve!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death.
It is said that when you receive this image and do not repost this, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.
People in Laredo, Texas received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them. Repost it or the woman will look for you.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
Ummm I'm new to this place. ^_^ And I would like a help with the introduction. So how do I get a post count and could you tell me who are the mods so I can shower them with glomps? ^^;
I like anime too. I LOVE KAWAII BISHIES...anddddd i'm a hyper catgirl!! i dunno whatelse to say ;______; I'll be a sugoi poster!! (japanese for good), and won't do anything warui (japanese for bad). =^_^=
arigato! (thanks you)
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
It is the year 2006 and we about to enter a new era (Though it will take a few years, if the funding is not diverted into another idiotic military invasion, of course) : NASA scientists have earmarks a few planets most likely to hold alien life and they will do what they can to find it. Possibly, we may even find intelligent life. -This is a difficult task since it is often difficult to find that in our own planet but they are hopeful that life will be detected.
Amongst the stars is Epsilon Eridani (Yup, Spock's home star, AKA Epsilon Indi A ) at a mere 10.5 light years away , Beta CVn ( a near twin of our own Sun) and 51 Pegasus (made famous by our finding of the first extra-solar planet in 1995).
We are a strange bunch. We just learned to wipe our own asses just a few hundred thousand years ago and here we are, unveiling the very nature of the universe...while somehow, some of us are certain that Noah crammed 10 billion pairs of animals in a boat or just KNOW that Jesus is the son of our oh so special anthropocentric God or that a certain place is holy because Mohammed once took a dump there.
For this, we have spent a large part of our history trying to convert each other to one or another belief using all possible means; Killing each other over whose God or Gods pisses the farthest.
I am also hopeful that we will find life. No, I have faith that eventually we will. The question is: If we do find intelligent life, would this shit continue? Would we claim that our Gods are bigger than theirs? Would they? Would our grotesque Jesus appeal to them or will we alienize him for better converting?
We can't even agree on this on this rock yet I have no doubt that we would, just as we did when we found the new world. We, as a species, are THAT dumb.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Leave one memory of you and me together as a COMMENT not a message - it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember.
Next, repost this bulletin and see how many people leave a memory about you. Its actually pretty cool to see the responses
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Women have no respect for a man who doesn't stand up for himself.
...I'm not acting like myself... I'm scared... nobody's here...I repeated something that I promised myself I would never do again...
...I can't describe it... I know I'm not well... something is terribly wrong with me and I don't know what it is...
...tears fall freely... I feel like screaming... I want to destroy something... and this is not like me at all... I'm lonely... I'm hurt... I feel as if I'm going to lose my mind... drown in mental instablility...
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
You're in my top 8 because your special to me,
You're in my top 8 because your always there for me,
You're in my top 8 because I love you,
You're in my top 8 because you cheer me up when I'm blue,
You're in my top 8 because I hold you so dear,
You're in my top 8 because, to my heart, you are always near,
You're in my top 8 because i love to see you smile,
You're in my top 8 because our friendship can continue even over miles and miles,
You're in my top 8 because life's a bitch,
You're in my top 8 because You'd be the one who, with me, would ditch.
You're in my top 8 because You're wonderful!
SEND THIS TO ALL PEOPLE IN YOUR TOP 8
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
thanks /b/! for months i have been so low on creative energy, but today i felt so full of hate and anger after reading the links here that i sat down with a huge erection and listened to my old favourite death metal bands, and i stuck my acupunkture needles into my scrotum while i alternated between jerking off and reading the posts here and on stormfront until i ca me violently in a gheyser of blood and sperm and then /b/, then i painted my fucking once in a life masterpiece...
i'll post it tomorrow after i've slept the damn drugs off, good night.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
If you don't stop copy pastaing my post, I'll hunt you down like a wild animal. Some day, not too long from now, I'll find you in a mostly empty parking lot. You'll see me acroos the lot, standing there, looking at you. You'll know something is wrong, but you'll shrug it off as paranoia. You'll turn your back on me to unlock your car's door, that will be your last mistake. As soon as your back is turned, I'll smash in the back of your skull with my hammer. I'll push your twitching body into the passenger seat and drive off with your body. I'll take you out to an abandoned house nearby. I'll spend the next 72 hours violating your corpse and consuming your soul with voodoo. You will regret belittling me in an internet chatroom, I swear you will.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Oh you fucking retard. I've come to expect a certain level of stupidity from /b/tards, but you've gone beyond what I can tolerate. You fucking make me SICK! If I could find you, I slit your throat for saying something that stupid. I really, really, can't believe you said that. Just what the fuck were you thinking? What is wrong with you? Don't you have a brain? Did someone steal it? What's the problem? Don't you get it? Fucking retarded nine year old Japanese girls understand the title. It a sequel (part 2 for the retards among us) of Final Fantasy X. Hence its title Final Fantasy X-2. Did you get it that time? Or should I just kick you in the temple until you die? Because that might be better for humanity. Honest to fucking God. You make me SICK.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
im just curious...ive been...for hentai...for a few year now...on and off during the years but it seems hentai will always be apart of me.
i was just curious...i have never been able to openly admit i love hentai...infact i deny it...saying its wrong...but...i dont understand it...how can people hate hentai? im just wondering...does deep down everyone love hentai just some openly accept it, even if never admitting it? its still human beings...just 2d or at times 3d drawn...i dont understand it...i hope i can build the courage to tell people i love it...i recently told a girl (shes distant from me) and she accepted it......so maybe im learning...i dunno...
no one has to post to this...please dont flame me...i just dont understand...why people would insult hentai fans....
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." -Adolf Hitler-
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
So I was just taking a shit, right, when I realize I'm massively constipated from the three Taco Bell burritos I had last night. There was no way that massive log was going to ease its way out of my o-ring without shredding it to bits. It felt like the shit was coming out sideways. I was petrified, scared to move as the shit eased its way half out of my stressed sphincter. Then, the unimaginable happened: it got stuck.
I slowly moved off the toilet to the cabinent to get a tube of KY-Jelly out of it; a rather strange sight with a giant brown pickle hanging out of my ass. I quicly applied some lube to my fingers and circled the hard turd with a blob of it, hoping that the lubrication may loosen the strain. Slowly, the turd began to give way, and I used my already lubed hand to slightly tug the shit out of my ass. My fingers slowly dug into the concrete-like turd, and with a loud pop and a sharp pain, the 'thing' was finally defecated. I plopped it into the toilet and unfortunately realized there was more on the way. I stuck my lubed finger up my anus to probe, and I felt yet another hard peice of shit. Not thinking about the pain, I stuck another two fingers up my sphincter and grabbed hold of the feces. I pulled it out much like the last one. Yet another turd formed in line in my anus, and I inserted my entire fist into my anus and pulled out the stringy piece of half-digested Taco Bell "food." The gray cheese looked perversely delicious among the rest of the brown mud. I slowly plucked a piece of the cheese off the turd and guided it into my mouth; the taste was amazing. I licked the shit off all my digits rapidly, and began plunging my hand into my anus for more.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
The black harlequin baby is licking his chops from the tasty chicken meal he just enjoyed.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
"The modern man has lost his connection to the soil of his forefathers. The modern man's connection to his forefathers and the gods of his blood is lost too. He travels all across the Earth as a creature with no roots anywhere. He no longer grows his own food, he no longer catches his own fish or meat, he no longer milks the cows or collects eggs, berries, nuts, fruit and sea shells from nature. He no longer builds his own home or buries his own kin. He has lost his respect for nature, for his fatherland and for his kin, but he has gained nothing. The soul of the modern man is dead. He has lost almost everything." - Varg Vikernes
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Yeah you fucking rejected looser. Fly your ass to Japan. I'll whoop your ass Bukkake style and then throw your lame ass carcass off my god damn balcony. It's not MY fault you can't read the rest of the god damn forums to get your answer. Do you honestly think you were the first penile idiot to post a whiney fucking question about why you have to post to play? Jesus fucking christ, get the hell over yourself and stop sucking your own disease infested dick. maybe you'll actually learn something if you weren't so fucking lazy. Perhaps if you even bothered reading in the first place, you wouldn't have made half the fucking remarks that you did for then you would know that I'm not your "pal" nor would I want to be. Secondly, I'm not fucking scared of you. You couldn't even scare fucking Xenon.
And one more thing "pal", what makes you fucking think that I am not willing to back my mouth up. I fucking dare you to come here. I'll fucking hack you apart and make a fucking stew.
Shut the fuck up and go play with your toddler toys moron.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Listen up you disgusting pigs,
I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.
I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.
I am a 28 year old white male with 3 children and good wife. I wasn't truely racialy aware until after I got out of the army. I have always thought that being white was good. But the first time I admitted to being a racist was when I was 25. I once was brainwashed to believe that we are all equal. I no longer believe this and it seems to me that people I have knew all my life share what I believe now but never really told me this. I think that most self-respecting whites are racialy-aware (that being 90% of the white population) I've never met anyone who does anything. And I feel thats a problem. I want to do more and to meet more people who are active in helping. I believe much can be accomplished in area but don't realy know where to start. Coming here and reading for hours upon hours is no longer good enough for me. I'm living near Hickory,North Carolina and any active members of any pro-white org that want another member e-mail me and lets talk. I'm willing to help about any program with time-consumming tasks. I have only a technical background in factories with some military training (US army airborne infantry). Some may wonder why I'm posting this here. All the time I see stories here about some dude or some girl who believes were all equal some sad cases where they couldn't find a mate and became the problem. And for some unexplainable reason come here to share there traitorious actions. We don't really care about you. For some people it's to late. Your family will never be white again but don't come here expecting to acceptance or trying to turn our views just cause you don't feel like we do. I guess, What I am really trying to say is I am opposed to the opposing view part of the forum. We should cut cost of the site by lessoning the members in the opposing view. My email is jamesdmanxxxxxxx@yahoo.comtrue_white_power@yahoo.com drxjamesx@hotmail.com
Later, James
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Dear ___,
You make me ___.
You should ___.
Someday I will get you a ___.
You = ___.
If I saw you now I'd ___.
I would build a ___.
I would get your name tattooed on my ___.
If I could sing you any song it would be ___.
We could drink ___ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of a ___.
Love,
___
(P.S. ___)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
this is hilarious. stop. for just a few moments imagine the FULL detail of everyone on /b/ actualy getting riled up and going on a crusade. i am seeing 1000 nerds running out of their houses, we are spread out at a density of 50 per 500 square miles. running down the street screaming "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" ripping open a jewish family's house and attempting to attack them.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Ask me ten questions. No matter how random. I'll be honest.
Repost this. Unless ... you're afraid of what people might ask you!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...
Leader, my Leader, given to me by God, protect me and sustain my life for a long time
you have rescued Germany out of deepest misery, to you I owe my daily bread
Leader, my Leader, my belief, my light
Leader my Leader, do not abandon me
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
"I often go on bitter nights
To Woden's oak in the quiet glade
With dark powers to weave a union -
The moonlight showing me the runic spell
And all who are full of impudence during the day
Are made small by the magic formula!
They draw shining steel - but instead of going into combat,
They solidify into stalagmites.
Thus the wrong ones separate from the genuine ones -
I reach into a nest of words
then give to the good and fair
With my formula blessings and prosperity"
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
11:15, restate my assumptions:
1. Memes are the language of /b/.
2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through memes.
3. If you graph these memes, reposts emerge. Therefore: There are reposts everywhere in /b/.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Sometimes I wish to go out on Saturday night.
Looking back through life, I don't think I ever went out with friends on a friday/saturday evening. At all.
Sure, most people are annoying wastes of breath, but sometimes I'd like to know how it's like to go out and have fun with friends instead of spending time by myself.
Instead of getting drunk and stuff with stangers I study my hobbies like a science and better myself at games. It's fun, but at some point I'm going to lack games to perfect my skills.
Now at least I have Dead or Alive 4 and an HDTV, but the DOA chicks can't replace real women, I guess... :/
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
I don't understand how these people can insolate themselves away in their cocoons, where they cannot express their most carnal desires. The innate base desire of the human is more beautiful than all this chaff these people have built up around themselves. Tear it all down, it makes no difference. There is nothing more natural and thus true in this world than a human eating, fucking, defecating, hunting, killing, destroying. This is man, this is his nature. To hide this nature is to delude yourself.
In order to avoid being enslaved in this society, you need but one thing: a self-manufactured fake credit card. Most people are not industrious enough to make one. You need to be able to interface with their devices in order to survive. Think of it this way: would you like to spend a few months of work for a lifetime of earnings or a lifetime of work for a few months of earnings?
Secondarily, you cannot have permanent residency, this will just lead to entrapment. You do not need anything but yourself to produce your own content to satisfy yourself. Nothing is 'permanent' in this ephermal world anyway. If you need to use the Internet you merely enter a public library. If one of 'them' accosts you about what type of materials you're looking at, what is the point of talking to him? What is the point of talking to a robot? Who says its wrong to look at racist materials? Who says its wrong to look at 4chan in a library? Your 'society?' What are they going to do to you? You are strong, they are weak. If one of the authoritative ones comes up to you, simply ignore them, walk off like they are nothing. They can do nothing to you, they will never see you again, so why do you care what they think?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
Before you read any more, let me state one thing. I am a diehard Star Wars fan, and somewhat of an obsessor. I get together with my friends and, yes, we use plastic lightsabers to fight each other. Some people may think this is weird but hey, if you're like me, you want to experiance lightsaber combat first hand. I have mastered Form II (Count Dooku's Fighting Style) using this lightsaber. This lightsaber happens to be one of my favorites, the reasons being...
1. Cool grip. It is a little akward at first, but when you get used to it, you can fight in great comfort.
2. Red Blade. Okay, maybe this isn't relevant to all people, but I am a Sith by heart. Using a Jedi lightsaber would destroy me.
3.Durability. This saber is exceedingly durable. Maybe not as strong as the basic lightsabers, but compared to other electronic lightsabers, this is one of the most durable.
Overall, this is a great lightsaber. It is beat (in my opinion) only by Darth Maul's saber (A very rare lightsaber with dual-blades) and the Darth Vader Force FX Lightsaber (Really nice in all aspects, but very expensive).
I live in total fantasy. I never leave my apartment except for essentials. I stay here and torrent anime. While I'm waiting for new episodes to torrent, my life is dead. I have nothing to do and nothing to live for. At all.
I just finished watching NGE, and now I'm genuinely concerend that I have blurred fantasy and reality. All day today, even at work, I daydreamed about Asuka. I wanted to be there for her. What happened to her was the most unfair thing. The scene with the Eva series made me cry harder than anything ever has. She needed someone, not someone like Shinji who fucks everything up and whines.
I can't stop thinking about her. When I think about being there for her, holding her, telling her that it's not her fault, telling her that everything will be okay, not holding her for any gains for myself... I feel so strange. My chest burns. I know I must be sick but... could these feelings to want to comfort and bring her happiness be love? Am I in love with a fictional character?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
On Thursday, April ye 5, 1750, I went to see a most deplorable object of a child, born the night before of one Mary Evans in 'Chas'town. It was surprising to all who beheld it, and I scarcely know how to describe it. The skin was dry and hard and seemed to be cracked in many places, somewhat resembling the scales of a fish. The mouth was large and round and open. It had no external nose, but two holes where the nose should have been. The eyes appeared to be lumps of coagulated blood, turned out, about the bigness of a plum, ghastly to behold. It had no external ears, but holes where the ears should be. The hands and feet appeared to be swollen, were cramped up and felt quite hard. The back part of the head was much open. It made a strange kind of noise, very low, which I cannot describe. It lived about forty-eight hours and was alive when I saw it.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
I WAS BORN INTO A WORLD YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
I learned this from experience so that you won't have to!
Just a heads up for all you scientists out there:
Masturbating with toothpaste hurts really good, at first. Sure, it stung a bit, but oh damn did it feel good. The feeling of it rubbed all over my penis and my balls was nice; that was the most I had cum in ages. But I warn you, if you ever are going to try this, be prepared to run to the shower as fast as fucking possible.
I was in the shower washing that shit off as fast as I could, the pain getting more intense every second; it felt like there were a few ice cubes ducktaped to my balls. Then again, my balls weren't the worst; my taint, or whatever that place between your balls and your ass is called, felt like it was on fire.
Albeit, I think I would do it again, just not for awhile, not for a long while...
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:21
Reason of Existence can only be accepted if you can prove the idea that you have your own individual identity. Without an identity, we are merely subjects given life; subjects to serve other subjects. However if we can come to a realization that we each create our own identity, we take control of our existence and we even become God’s of ourselves. Through isolation, we are able to choose our own interpretation of events, create our own realities, and shape our own existence. We gain the ability to control our actions, thoughts, and free will to a full extent. This is one of the main focus ideas in the television show Neon Genesis Evangelion, which places a young 14 year old boy in the situation to decide whether or not he will follow along with the plan by NERV headquarters to control all human life and start a new world of people in control of their existence.
The problem with this idea is that there is one sauce standing in the way, and that is the Angels. It is often linked that the Angels are indeed Angels sent from God in order to stop the Human Instrumentality Project from occurring. NERV however have developed a way to battle the angels and that is by bringing to life Giant Mechanical Machines called Evangelions(Eva’s) piloted by children born after the Second Impact, an event which destroyed half of the earth’s population and caused the Earth to tilt out of place. Shinji Ikari, along with two other pilots; DONATE TO 4CHAN Ayanami and Asuka Langley Soryu are also chosen to pilot the Eva’s in the event to battle the Angels so there is no harm done to NERV headquarters. However this task brings about despair and much questioning of existence in each child. Despair at not being conscious of having a self; Despair at not willing to be oneself; and even Despair at willing to be oneself.
The pilot of Eva 01; DONATE TO 4CHAN Ayanami possesses this sense of despair where she does not feel conscious of having a self. One reason as to why she feels this way is due to the fact that she has no soul and is merely a vessel to carry out orders from others. She feels no reason to control her actions and the outcome of her life because it is out of her hands. Since she is out of reach of understanding why she must fight the Angels, she just goes along with it assuming that it is unthinkable to do otherwise. DONATE TO 4CHAN Ayanami often separates herself from the rest of her classmates as school because she feels as if social interaction is unnecessary for her own development. She feels as if the only person or friend she needs to interact with is Gendo Ikari, Shinji’s father as well as her creator. Although DONATE TO 4CHAN is not the child of Gendo Ikari, she is a creation of his, being that she was created in a lab and cloned. DONATE TO 4CHAN feels as if she has no soul and no conscious because she was not a creation of God like everyone else, but was instead a human creation much like the Eva robots. To show her dedication to Gendo, she saves the pair of glasses Gendo wore when he saved her from an Eva test gone wrong. Although DONATE TO 4CHAN is a very unemotional character, as the show progresses she begins to grow emotions for her fellow pilots as well as those who consider themselves her friend.
hey i did ur paper 4 u just paste this in word and print it out x6I know, I know I've let you downI've been a fool to myselfI thought I couldlive for no one elseBut not through all the hurt and painIts time for me to respectthe ones you lovemean more than anythingSo with sadness in my heartI feel the best thing I could dois end it alland leave foreverwhats done is done, it feels so badwhat once was happy now is sadI'll never love againmy world is endingI wish that I could turn back timecos now the guilt is all minecant live without the trust from the ones you love.I know we can't forget the pastyou cant forget love and pridebecause of that its killing me insideIt all returns to nothing, it all comestumbling down, tumbling down,tumbling down,it all returns to nothing, I just keepletting me down, letting me down,letting me down,in my heart of hearts, I know that I called never love againI've lost everythingeverythingthat matters to me,matter in this worldI wish that I could turn back timecos now all the guilt is minecant live withoutthe trust from those you loveI know we can't forget the pastyou can't forget love and pridebecause of that, its killing me inside It all returns to nothing, it all comestumbling down, tumbling down,tumbling downit all returns to nothing, I just keepletting me down, letting me down,letting me downIt all returns to nothing, it all comestumbling down, tumbling down,tumbling downit all returns to nothing, I just keepletting me down, letting me down,letting me down
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is re posted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't re post it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE!
Eleanor (Ellie) Andrade
602-228-1268 cell
*hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your time to repost it
*if you can look at you self and say you are a good person than there is no doubt that you will repost this, and if you don't than you ain't real
anyone with a heart would repost this without thinking twice
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
Seriously. The moment we decode the way the brain works, the first application of the technology besides military use will be for sexual purposes. You'll be able to get up in the morning, plug in, have sex with your anime wife who will remain permanently faithful to you and always love you forever, then you will go to work, and you'll come home to your ever-beautiful anime wife. By this time we should have housekeeping robots which are able to cook with specific directions augmented by your personal tastes in spices (it's all formulas, once you decide on a "menu" then it can look in its internet database and come up with a recipe that closely matches what you're looking for, then store it internally), then after a hearty meal you can go into your bedroom and make love with your anime wife, and perhaps spend some time cuddling with her on the couch while watching even more anime.
Then you will retire for the night, hooking yourself up to the machine which can record your dreams so you can replay them to yourself whenever you get bored.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
11:15, restate my assumptions:
1. Mathematics is the language of nature.
2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
1. Nothing exists.
2. Even if you exist, you have no way of telling if you exist.
3. Even if you can tell that you exist, you have no way of communicating this to others, who probably don't exist.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
another thing about fascism is waddling about in homosexual-looking uniforms while trying not to be seen sneaking surreptitious glances at your comrades' cocks
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
I'm fucking horny, and need a girl to love. Only for some intimacy, not a relationship. I'm actually a virgin, but I don't want to do this to just lose my virginity.
I fail at being socialable, I'm afraid to be rejected, since I've had some encounters with mean girls. I'm not sure how to cope with this. Yes I masturbate to porn, but I just feel sometimes that I want some intimacy, and thus I need some advice what I should do.
I belive that being out alot helps you to develop your social sides, but I only have the option to go out by myself, which isn't fun, and makes me a bit unsecure about meeting girls and people. Because I can be a bit paranoid about it, that I belive that people are looking at me in contempt.
I think I'm going nuts, but I only want some intimacy. But I don't have the confidence to help myself sometimes. Even though I can handle being in the public, but then just doing regular thing as shopping food or similar
I just wanna feel some intimacy.
And I have no idea how to get in touch with girls on the internet, even though I know some sites that offer it. I'm reluctant since it probably is full of high school girls.
So I don't know what to do.
Please help me with how to get in touch with girls as horny as me, or at least who feels an urge for intimacy.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
/b/ I am so pissed right now.
I was hungry for Chinese food after I went to work today to get some manuals for Winsock implementation. I got the manuals, and on the way back to my apartment, I decided to stop in the restaurant and get some food. This particular restaurant is in the middle of the ghetto, and thus, has some of the most unsavory people eating there. I didn't really think anything would happen though.
After I walked in, immediately, I realized eyes were on me. I heard a table of people talking about me and snickering. "Is that a man?" The one guy said. "It's got boobs." The woman replied. "It's wearing makeup." I wanted to take them out of their, shitty ghetto trash that they are. Instead I just sat there, eating my meal and smiling at the one who kept stairing at me. After they left, I put a tip on the table, finished half of my chinese buffet, and left.
GAAAH.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
To all of my friends, both those who I care a great deal about and those who I barely tolerate, to those who know me very well and those who know me not at all...
From the depths of my heart and soul I thank you. Most of you have no idea what you mean to me just by existing.
This time of year is always the hardest for me, the time where I hate everything.
Yet, because of you all, I can be content today. Happy, even, to an extent.
So, because I love you all so very much...
Thank you, for everything.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:22
To any and all girls who may or may not be browsing the board, I have a question:
How soft are you? Like, your belly. I've always wanted to feel how soft and warm a girl is but I've never gotten so much as a hug. I would sometimes say, "Tell me when you want me to let go" and hug a female friend for about a minute.
Do girls think that's creepy? I can never tell because I'm completely socially ignorant, and although not unattractive I have absolutely no self-confidence and no social life which precludes me from being able to have a girlfriend to cuddle with.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
Dear /b/,
I have come to the belief that I have seen everything that the internet has to offer. I don't need new porn of some cartoon show, as they have become too common now. I have seen the shitting dicknipples and zippocat, torturecat, and plenty of other things. I need something to make me cringe in fear as I realize I have yet to fully see all of the internet that there is before me. Beyond tubgirl and goaste and even having a man with a dildo down his PENIS. I need to see the single most repulsing thing that will renew my faith in 4chan.../b/...and all of the internet.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
i was just doing little fapping, and i decided to pump some water into my ass. normally when i pump water in my ass, i don't pump it that much and i always make it sure that the water is of around the body temperature.
normally when i use water of the temperature of body temp, the warn water seens to make my asshole loose, so the water soon escapes, even if i try to keep it in.
well today i tried with colder water, just to see if i could pump more water in me without it escaping. the test was a succes. i pumped a total of 5 liters (=1.3 US gallons) and i managed to keep the water in me long enough for me to cum. PS: i'm not fat. 5 liters is way too much for me. i felt like vomiting (i don't really think that the water got into my stomach, but i felt like vomiting anyway..)
after cumming, the mood was gone, and i started to feel the pain. the pain of my body filled with cold water. you know how your head starts aching if you eat ice cream too fast? well i think i kinda got that aching into my lover torso.
goddamn it hurt! for a moment i though i was going to fucking die! when i started to try to shit the water out, it didn't come out that easily (no, i'm not saying it froze :P). i was shitting the water out like 30 mins and the pain was getting worse all the time. it hurt so much that i even fell from the exhaustion and hit my head on the wall of the shower (i was shitting on the shower floor, lol).
nothing bad happened after all. after a warm shower it got a little better and i'm alive and all but it sure as hell scared me and taught me that i won't pump any cold water in my ass any more.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
LOL, INTERNET
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
I can't believe I'm posting this on /b/, but here goes.
I've been seeing this girl for about a month and a half. She's cute and smart and blah blah blah, all that good stuff. She's also VERY into me if the physical aspect of our relationship is any indication.
Thing is... I don't know if I'm that into her. It sucks for more than one reason - I don't want to hurt her by breaking up with her, whether it's tomorrow or three months from now. I don't know if I even WANT to break up with her in the first place. I'm at a point in my life where dating just for the sake of dating isn't really an option.
I want to get married and the clock is ticking. I don't want to just rush headfirst into marriage, nor do I want to hang on to a relationship that isn't doing it for me. But I want to give this girl and this relationship a legitimate chance before I pack it in and start checking out the other fish in the sea.
Any of you married folks out there have some advice? Did you fall in love with your spouse instantly, or did it take a long time, or what?
Really--consider my thought process: I was going to fuck her in the butt and film it without her consent, yet I was truly concerned about her personal comfort. Sometimes the contradictions in my personality even amuse me.
Predictably, I slid in with ease. She was a little tense at first, but with an Exxon Valdez size load spilled into her poop chute, she quickly loosened up and got into it. I liked it also; it had a different feel to it. Not as good as vaginal sex, a little grainy, kinda tight, but still very nice.
Before I knew it I was fucking her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my dick came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my dick and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint “psssst” sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.
It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my dick, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:
“Did you…did you just…shit on my dick?”
I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my PENIS, when, without warning, the smell hit me.
I have a very sensitive nose, and I have never been more repulsed by a smell in my life. The combination of synthetic AstroGlide and rancid stench of raw fecal matter combined to turn my stomach, which was full of seafood, veal and wine, completely over.
I tried to hold it back. I really did everything I could to stop myself, but there are certain physical reactions that are beyond conscious control. Before I knew what I was doing, it just came out:
“BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
I vomited all over her ass. Into her crack. Into her asshole. On her ass cheeks. On the small of her back. Everywhere.
She turned her head, said, “Tucker, what are you doing?,” saw me vomiting on her, screamed “Oh my God!,” and immediately joined me:
“BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
Watching her throw up on my bed made me vomit even more. Her vomiting all over my bed, me vomiting on her ass, the next step was almost inevitable.
I heard the loud CRASH first, turned to see my friend break through the shutters and rip the closet door off as he, the video camera, and the door tumbled out of the closet and crashed onto the floor next to us:
“BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
The memory of the 2-second span where all three of us were vomiting at once is permanently seared into my brain. I have never heard anything like that symphony of sickness. It was like something out of the old Pink Panther movies.
I think the crowning moment was when my eyes locked with Jaime’s, I saw her moment of realization and then her quick shift from shock and surprise to complete and irreparable anger. Between bouts of hurling she flipped out:
“OH MY GOD--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--YOU FILMED THIS, YOU ASSHOLE-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH-- HOW COULD YOU-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--OH MY GOD-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I LET YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH.”
She tried to stand up, slipped on the huge puddle of backflow AstroGlide on the bed, and fell into both my pile and her pile of vomit, covering her body and hair in vomit, shit and anal lubricant. She flailed on the bed for a second, grabbed the top sheet, wrapped it around her, and started running out of my place. Still naked and retching, my dick covered in shit and oil, I followed her as far as my front door.
The last contact I ever had with her is the image I witnessed of her in a dead sprint, a
shit, vomit and grease stained sheet stuck to her body, running from my apartment.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
Dear 4chan,
My name is Oliver Eisler. I am a loser that has no life and no credibility after getting my ass handed to me on many occasions. I like to call myself Rockman X, because I think that I am the number one Rockman X fan in the world, and that I know everything there is to know about Rockman X, even though I'm a stupid teenager and Capcom probably knows more than I do. I'm a fucking weeaboo and everybody hates me. I decided after a while to stop calling myself Rockman X, and changed my name to X Guru, to go with the fact that I know everything there is to know about Rockman X. Eventually, I stopped calling myself X Guru because I was getting teased so much about it, and it really hurt my feelings, and started calling myself Bukino, though I have no idea what that is.
I don't know why people hate me, all I did was lie about pretty much everything, including the fact that I swore to everyone that my father is Paul Peter Eisler, Executive Vice President of Gafdi International, and that I've seen horrible things such as poor farmers being burned out of their houses on my father's property, people getting their heads head off while I was nine-year-old, and that I'm out of High School and in College, even though I'm a stupid bastard and deserve to be in Elementary school, and all I ever did was pretend to be something I'm not. People should love me, but they all hate me. I'm now being put in the same low-class thinking area as that idiot Jack Thompson, even though I probably have a lower I.Q. than he does. I think I'm going to go listen Linkin Park and go cut myself right now.
Regards,
Oliver Eisler
Rockman X/X Guru/Bukino
Son of Paul Peter Eisler, Executive Vice President of Gafdi International
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
Thursday, February 9th, 2006 Posted: 10:07 AM EST (1507 GMT)
San Diego, California (AP) -- Jonathan, the Snowy Owl made famous as the "O RLY" owl, has died in captivity in the San Diego Zoo.
The owl, which was 17 years old, died Tuesday afternoon after the sudden onset of pneumonia. He was young for an owl in captivity, however wild owls only live an average of 15 years.
David Phillips, executive director of the San Diego Zoo, said Jonathan had been in good health but started showing signs of lethargy and loss of appetite on Monday.
"This is a long sad day for us," Phillips said.
One of his handlers, Dale Richards, also said Jonathan died quickly. "We checked his respiration rate and it was a little irregular ... he wasn't doing too well," Richards told The Associated Press. "Early in the evening, he passed away."
The textual phrase "o rly?" was first popularized on the SomethingAwful forums. The phrase was initially one of many used during the FYAD sub forum’s fad of compressing words by removing unnecessary letters. While "O RLY?" is simply shorthand for "Oh, Really?", the most common image macro comes from 4chan, where for a short while, the word "repost" was word filtered to "owl". The Image macro and its attached phrase then spread rapidly throughout the Internet.
The “O RLY” owl was first created on www.OffTopic.com after an anonymous user added the phrase to a picture of a snowy owl. The owl quickly became popular on 4chan, and then spread to many other community websites such as Fark, spawning many more image macros involving owls.
Jonathon the “O RLY” Owl had recently started to turn this underground fame into mainstream success with his supporting role in the recent Wil Shriner blockbuster “Hoot”. And recently Live Journal-based musical group Local Pub Band came up with a song based around the owl, which is entitled "O RLY?". In the lyrics singer Agniya declares her desire to get to know and her love for the owl.
Nick Braden, a spokesman of the Humane Society of the United States, said veterinarians gave Jonathan antibiotics after he showed signs of lethargy Thursday, but it wasn't apparent how sick he was.
"They really do die quickly and there was nothing we could do," he said. Braden said "it's a really sad moment for us."
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:23
Yes, I am a _____. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my _____ soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute _____!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the _____ and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
Dear /b/, I wrote a poem to express my feelings.
Sea of Suicide
Looking down at the sea so deep
A fatal possession I want to keep
sigh within, looking back
I'll remember always all I left
Fall straight in
emotions clinging to my skin
no one cares, never will
I'm slowly dying, no looking back
no one's there to help me out
I won't struggle to pull
I know I'm dead
I know my life was always dull
I turn pale blue
the color's there no matter what I do
it's too late now
I suppose this was my fate
my last word to you is goodbye
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
I'm feeling really lonely right now. Usually it doesn't bother me but sometimes I get these depression attacks that last from 1 day to 1 week and I lose all will to do anything.
What do you do to cope in similar situations Anonymous?
My lover's lips were as the sine curve
The sparkle in her eyes, at the right angle
Is truely divine, it makes me go nuts, like
tan(x) where x is pi/2
Alas, we will never be right, as
I am cosine
She is sine
But we can still intersect
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
Sorry, we aren't doing this anymore. I tried to make this a nice, safe, friendlyplace for people to share and discover new art, not to post photographs of kids.Blame the fucking too-disgusting-for-words paedophiles that can't seem to resisttrying to get us in trouble by posting disgusting shit like that on the board.While you're blaming them, you might as well as blame yourselves for notTELLING ME ABOUT IT PROMPTLY. It's not that hard to send an email or an instantmessage to keep things safe and clean, but apparently it is too much for me toask for a little HELP from the COMMUNITY.Shota is one thing. It isn't real. It doesn't harm people.Posting real pictures of children is totally unacceptible.Child abuse is not something fun, and it's not something that's AT ALL okay.IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM DOING LEWD THINGS WITH REAL KIDS,or IF YOU DON'T SEE HOW IT'S WRONG, PLEASE SEEK PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSISTANCEIMMEDIATELY.This is the second time it's happened, and the LAST TIME it will happen. Atleast the last time someone was decent enough to approach me in a TIMELY MANNERabout it.Perhaps if there is a better way to roll in an abuse system in the future,the BBS will be re-opened. But don't think it's very bloody likely. I don'tlike giving services away for free out of the kindness of my heart and thenget shat on by the fucktards that use it in a way which it was not intended.Much love to those who used this system responsible and who have hopefullydiscovered new art and artists.A big fuck you to those that have taken resauce this away from them.OH LAWD BRING BACK MY NOT4CHAN :(
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hey /b/,
i fucked up today and missed my bus. now im going to be missing school because of it. the thing is that i skipped two days of school recently and this is not good. i hate myself for this. what should i do on my unwilling day off?
-forced anonymous
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
hey /b/... the freakiest shit just happened to me right now
so i was in bed, and all of a sudden my whole body went numb
there are two explanations:
1) some sort of muscle thing that happens briefly
2) or a fucking ghost
the reasons on why i think its a fucking ghost is because i was in an almost sleeping state. i looked up and saw what i thought was a pair of legs that were extremely transparent floating from the right to the left of what i can see. i thought that it was just my imagination, so i brushed it off
the next thing i know is that my whole fucking body went numb and i was fully awake
i then started hearing things like the sound of alot of people whispering, which freaked me out so i started to call, and yell for my uncle, but the only thing coming out of my mouth was a whisper
then i fucking got out of bed and came here
some other things are that i got very very sleepy and tired very soon, which is quite normal and that it is day time. it happened at around 3:50 pm and now it is 4:30 pm
i remember watching the exorcism of emily rose, and the scene where she was getting possesed was what i felt like. my whole body felt like pressure was being applied to it so i couldnt move
do any of you have an explanation? i would care to think that it is some sort of muscle thing where my whole body goes numb for a brief moment, and that the sounds i heard were probably side effects from a concert i went to yesterday
thank you,
a very scared forced anon
pic fully related
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This is my girlfriend. How did I get her, you ask? IT's true, she is mine. I have been watching the Oxygen Channel, and I think it made me more in tune with female emotions and feeling, making me more sensitive to my girlfriends thoughts and dreams. I love her with all my heart, and I am dreaming of the day soon, when I ask for her hand. Wish me luck.
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The thought manifests as the word;
The word manifests as the deed;
The deed develops into habit;
And habit hardens into character.
So watch the thought and its ways with care,
And let it spring from love
Born out of concern for all beings.
—The Buddha
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:24
Yes, I am a ですですです. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my ですですですですですです soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute ですですですですですですです!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of theですですですですですですですですです and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
Everyday I live I mark myself once more to remind myself it's nearing time I seperate my wretched existance from this world.
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Discover a religion that indoctrinates reincarnation. Then kill yourself and hope that you'll come back japanese. Nips are not made, they are born.
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THE ROMAN LEGIONS ARE SO COOL. THEY HAVE THESE SUPER SHARP SWORDS CALLED "GLADII" (GLADII IS HOW A ROMAN WOULD PLURALIZE IT LOL) THAT COULD STAB THROUGH ANYTHING. ONE TIME I SAW A GLADII MASTER STAB THROUGH A STEEL BEAM.
ROMAN FOOD IS SO DELICIOUS IT'S BETTER THAN CRAPPY AMERICAN FOOD.
A ROMAN LEGIONAIRE WAS THE COOLEST WARRIOR IN HISTORY HE WAS VERY SKILLED WITH HIS SWORD AND COULD DISPATCH ANY OPPONENT.
I WANT TO GO TO THE ITALIAN PENISULA SOMETIME AND MARRY A HOT CHICK IN ROME. ITALIAN WOMEN ARE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN AMERICAN WOMEN.
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So I was just looking for a bento box, right, it couldn't be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It had to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and had be be chibi (small) sized. And had to be really kawaii (cute). Also It had to be about 10-20 bux. And the seller had to post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was kawaii [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any cartoon pictures, or been made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would have been nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I had found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i didnt want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
A cool morning breeze sneaked past the flimsy curtains of the room and the rays of the sun danced on a quilt that shifted gently in circular motions. Fingers gently stroked the instrument of pleasure, hips lifted, thighs trembled and a moan left the plum, red lips.
She had always worshipped him, initially as a superhero but when her body awakened to needs of a dirty nature she couldn’t help but get all hot and bothered when she would fantasize how his manly hands would rove over her lean body, fondle her pink tipped breasts, his hard dick would plunge into her and bone her till she moaned and screamed her satisfaction.
She had always been randy for him. Whenever he was nearby her panties would get wet but he had never seen her the sexual way. She had practically grown up before his eyes.
A day did not pass when she wouldn’t be caught stare at him with hungry eyes as did all the women of Lazy Town. Ever since Sportucus had come to town there was one lazy woman left in the town. He was truly sporting and expected the men of the town to show sportsmanship while their wives enjoyed rigorous exercises with him.
Pulling her Pajamas over her satiated body Stephanie sighed and lay back on her lacey pink Dora the Explorer pillows. Sportucus had left no young or old skirt unturned except hers and of those who were considered below the fuck age.
He took the rules of Lazy Town seriously; a superhero would never have an allegation of statutory rape besmirch his impeccable reputation.
Watching the shadows dance and play on the ceiling of her bedroom, she grinned – well, today she turned eighteen and could legally be fucked out of her brains.
Throwing the quilt aside, Stephanie jumped out the bed and headed towards her bathroom. As she went through her toiletries a devious plan began to formulate in her mind and added an extra spark and spring in her step.
By the end of the day she would ensure that she would no longer be a virgin and suitor would be no other than Sportacus.
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If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst into the sky,
that would be like
the splendor of the Mighty One—
I am become Death, the shatterer of Worlds.
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/!\ATTENTION MUTANTS/!\
This is a post to let all you young and developing mutants know that what your going through is completely normal. To get an idea on how many are out there we at X-Men Manor would like you to give us your Names and power/s. Please provide in this format.(example of myself)
Real Name: Jean-Paul Beaubier
Mutant Name: North Star
Powers: Superhuman speeds up to the speed of light, and I emit a light blue glow.
Please enclose picture if possible.
Thank you
-North Star
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Early, one beautiful Sunday morning, the first ray of sunlight shined onto the face of Dong, your normal every day fish. But, despite the beautiful sunrise, Dong was sad. As a child he was taken from the ocean, never to know the life of the normal fish, and all he could do now was sit infront of his master's computer and look at pictures of fish tornadoes.
Dong's master, richjkl, was often very aroused by Dong's depression. In fact, the mere thought of Dong feeling lonely--all left out of the fish tornadoes--made richjkl's flesh tremble and fill with blood. Though it was not much compared to George Zimmer's throbbing man meat, richjkl still refered to his insignificant member as his big buddy and could often be found stroking his big buddy whenever he saw Dong swimming slowly into the corner of his tank.
However, Dong did not have to worry about his master; as he was away, preparing for war with Bosnia. The Bosnians had long been annoying the People's Republic of Internet and Internet did not want to take any more of it. The Capital of Bosnia, MySpace, had long been seen as the key target for those in Internet, and only through a combined effort of the provinces of 4chan, YTMND, SA, and others, could the walls of Bosnia be breached. Though, even a colaborative effort would not be enough for now, as a country which bordered between Bosnia and Internet, eBaum's World, was stealing resources from Internet, something which the People's Republic of Internet would not be able to handle for much longer.
eBaum's World made the first strike, capturing one of YTMND's bases. Remembering the skirmishes which had lead up to this brutal capture, the YTMND generals made haste. The troops were rallied, messengers were sent out to all of the neighboring provinces within Internet and the forces were quickly mobalized.
The first town to be hit in eBaum's World was Forums; a small town on the outskirts of the nation. Lacking much protection, the troops stormed in, setting fire to the houses and raping men and children as there were no women. richjkl laughed as he stuck his insignificant man noodle into the eye of a 10 year old boy, and at the same instant, thousands of miles away, Dong came for no reason, completely unaware of his master's doings. The fish looked up, into the sky, and asked Raptor Jesus why he had cum; while waiting for an answer, lightning struck Dong, he died.
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so yeah, last week it was decided we were going to put our dog to sleep, and I dong think i've ever felt so awful. This morning I brought her into my bed to lie down with me and pet her, I couldn't help but cry and could tell she knew something was wrong and was trying to make me feel better.. she kept licking the tears away as they fell, which made me feel ten times worse.. So I go to sleep, and wake up after it's already been done.. the first hing I notice is she isn't at the top of the stairs to greet me as she usually is.. all I could do was sit in the recliner that was hers bed for the past 3 eyars and bawl like a child.. and it's funny because usually I was annoyed by her mere presence, I guess you really don't know what you've got until it's gone.
sorry about the lame thread, I just had to write this down somewhere and get it off of my mind
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
Sermon 23
Verse 5
And then a murmur went through the crowd: "But what of those who call themselves Anonymous? Surely the Unnamed ones are an abomination to our Lord?"
And Raptor Jesus spoke:
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.
The unnamable is the eternally real.
Naming is the origin
of all particular things.
Free from desire, you realize the mystery.
Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
Yet mystery and manifestations
arise from the same sauce.
This sauce is called Anonymous.
Anonymous within anonymous.
The gateway to all understanding.
And then a young one among them spake: "But surely, Raptor Jesus is a Name unto itself?"
And Raptor Jesus remained silent.
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One day, a Magistrate did approach our Lord: "What say you of the cavernous Loli Pit thou art rumored to keep in thy lair? Guarded by thy most terrible disciple, the one known as Pedobear, who sits ready to rend the Flesh and slake his thirst with the Blood of those foolish enough to covet his harem? Surely, your teachings lead only to Madness and Ruin?
And Raptor Jesus spake:
Wmen are born soft and supple;
dead, they are stiff and hard.
Plants are born tender and pliant;
dead, they are brittle and dry.
Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible
i a disciple of death.
Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life.
The hard and stiff will be broken.
The soft and supple will prevail.
The Magistrate, thus rebuked, returned to his court, weeping bitterly for his wasted life. That same night, he did Fap most furiously to reruns of Full House.
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(1) Now a man named Bridget was sick. He was from /b/, the village of Quacky-chan and her sister Waha.
(2) This quacky-chan, whose brother now lay sick was the same who poured perfume on the lord and wiped his feet with her hair.
(3) So the sisters sent word to Raptor Jesus, "Lord, the one you love is sick."
(4) When he heard this, Raptor Jesus said, "This sickness will not end in death, No, it is for God's glory that God's son may be glorified through it.
(5) Raptor Jesus loved Waha and her sister and Bridget, though Bridget arguably the most.
(6) Yet when he heard he was sick, he stayed where he was for two more days.
(7) Then he said to his diciples, "Let us go back to 4chan."
(8) "But Rabbi," they said, "A short while ago the Anonymous tried to flame you, and yet you are going back there."
(17) On his arrival, Raptor Jesus found that Bridget had already been in the tomb for four days.
(18) /b/ was less than two miles from the index page of 4chan
(19) and many Anonymous had come to Waha and Racky-chan to comfort them in the loss of their brother.
(20) When racky-chan heard that Raptor Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him but Waha stayed at home.
(21) "Lord," Blacky-chan said to Raptor Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died.
(22) But I know God will give you whatever you ask."
(23) Raptor Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again."
(24) blacky-chan answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day."
(25) Raptor Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes me will live, even though he dies;"
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
And MOOT knew 2chan, and he concieved of 4chan.
He worked long in his labor and soon there came to be users, and free porn, and it was good.
But as his disciples grew in number MOOT found it harder to find time to manage 4chan and still visit his mexican prostitutes, and so he sired WT Snacks on a mexican loli.
And then came to the lands of /b/ one known as Soviet Russia
the masses of /b/ saw that his stupidity matched and exceeded their own and they hailed him their messiah.
Snacks grew jealous of the gynormous size of Soviet Russia's e-PENIS
and so it was that in the dead of night Soviet Russia was banned
And MOOT returned from Mexico and said unto Snacks, Where is Soviet Russia?
The /b/tards are whining.
And Snacks said unto MOOT:
I know not. Am I thy forum's keeper?
And MOOT spake unto him in a voice
not unlike the wheeze of an asmatic: Yes
/G/enesis - Chapter 4 verses 1 - 9
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And so WT Snacks was cursed to wander the lands of /b/ from which he had banned Soviet Russia.
And Snacks said unto MOOT, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
Behold, thou hast driven me into /b/ that I would moderate it and all the /b/tards will annoy the hell out of me
And MOOT said unto him,
Therefor whosoever annoyth Snacks,
vengence shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And MOOT set a mark upon Snacks, lest any finding him should annoy him.
And Snacks went from the presence of MOOT to dwell in the land of /b/
/G/enesis - Chapter 4 verses 10 - 16
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Praise be Raptor Jesus!
Common Raptian Salutation
Chapter 2
Verse 8
There came a day when Raptor Jesus walked with his disciples in a city. They passed many people, and Raptor Jesus would state "They are Anonymous, they are the masses. They are many, and yet they are one. They are quick to judge, and their wrath is terrible." Then Raptor Jesus and his disciples came across a man painting a mural. Raptor Jesus studied the man's work for a time, and then turned to his disciples.
"Animated," he said.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
The day came when faggotry was afoot, it threatened the fabric of existance. Thus the Giant Salamander appeared; and lo, it spoke unto the fags. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." and with a puff of semon, it was gone. A loud yelp went into the air as many were impregnated and immediately shot forth from their birthing canals, several baby toads. Thus that date became known as The Great Salamander-Frog Faggoteer Extravaganza. Exactly one year later, RaptorJesus came to the very spot that the salamander had stood and said, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" As soon as he spoke, thousands of toads began to flock towards the Saurian Messia. After every single one of them had arrived, RaptorJesus promptly let out a loud screeching roar, the ground began to shake. Seconds later, the Huge Salamander had returned, bathing all around in a warming glow. Again, the same thing happened; the salamander spoke, puffed, and many were impregnated. Thousands more had flocked to the location than before. Millions of frogs began shooting into the air, onto the ground, and into open mouths as the women moaned in pleasure, shooying amphibians from their vaginas.
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Early, one beautiful Sunday morning, the first ray of sunlight shined onto the face of Dong, your normal every day fish. But, despite the beautiful sunrise, Dong was sad. As a child he was taken from the ocean, never to know the life of the normal fish, and all he could do now was sit infront of his master's computer and look at pictures of fish tornadoes.
Dong's master, richjkl, was often very aroused by Dong's depression. In fact, the mere thought of Dong feeling lonely--all left out of the fish tornadoes--made richjkl's flesh tremble and fill with blood. Though it was not much compared to George Zimmer's throbbing man meat, richjkl still refered to his insignificant member as his big buddy and could often be found stroking his big buddy whenever he saw Dong swimming slowly into the corner of his tank.
However, Dong did not have to worry about his master; as he was away, preparing for war with Bosnia. The Bosnians had long been annoying the People's Republic of Internet and Internet did not want to take any more of it. The Capital of Bosnia, MySpace, had long been seen as the key target for those in Internet, and only through a combined effort of the provinces of 4chan, YTMND, SA, and others, could the walls of Bosnia be breached. Though, even a colaborative effort would not be enough for now, as a country which bordered between Bosnia and Internet, eBaum's World, was stealing resources from Internet, something which the People's Republic of Internet would not be able to handle for much longer.
eBaum's World made the first strike, capturing one of YTMND's bases. Remembering the skirmishes which had lead up to this brutal capture, the YTMND generals made haste. The troops were rallied, messengers were sent out to all of the neighboring provinces within Internet and the forces were quickly mobalized.
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1. Either God can create a stone that he cannot lift, or God cannot create a stone that he cannot lift.
2. If God can create a stone that he cannot lift, then necessarily, there is at least one task that God cannot perform (namely lift the stone in question).
3. If God cannot create a stone that he cannot lift, then, necessarily, there is at least one task that he cannot perform (namely create the stone in question).
4. Hence there is at least one task that God cannot perform.
5. If God is an omnipotent being, then he can perform any task.
6. Therefore, God is not omnipotent.
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The Prayer of RaptorJesus
"This prayer the holy saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship."
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
Mongler's Soliloquy
To /b/, or not to /b/-- That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to mongle
The traps and phalli of outrageous postings
Or to take arms against a sea of furries
And by opposing end them. To FYAD, to GTFO--
No more-- and by GTFO to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand unnatural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a cock
Devoutly to be mongled. To FYAD, to GTFO--
To GTFO--Perchance to show tits: ay, there's the rub,
For in that TITS or GTFO of Camwhores what tits may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause to fap. There's the respect
That make calamity of too long stickies.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of Anonymous,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud Moot's contumely
The pangs of poorly chosen stickies, the mod's delay,
The insolence of tripfags, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When WT Snacks himself might his quietus make
With a bare Bopkin? Who would fardels pedobear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary loli,
But that the dread of something after refresh,
The undiscovered fad, from whose bourn
No /b/tard returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to other forums that we know not of?
Thus Bridget doth make faggots of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is stickied o'er with pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awryyyyyyyyyyy
And lose the name of DONATE TO 4CHAN. -- Soft you now,
The fair Cockmongler! --Nymph, in thy orifices
Be all my posts remembered.
-then the thread died, and there was much rejoicing.
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If Google is the brain of the internet, then /b/ is certainly the large intestine. Information, having been digested of useful content into the rest of the body, is waste left to congeal in /b/. It clumps together, sticky and festering and green, ready to explode in a heaving diuretic shit into the mouths of whoever wants it. WE want it, of course. We are the limbless corprophagics eeling about on the filthy floor, burying our faces into the holy defecation of our blind idiot god, letting it suffocate us in its putrification. It turns us on so much, our cocks stiffen as we revel in the shit, and we scrape them against that decrepid floor, but we can't get off, can we? We keep trying to fuck the floor, and slurp the sliming turds into our throats, but it doesn't work, and we just crawl around looking for the next big kick - the next thing that's supposed to let us fill that feces stained floor with our semen and our blood and our sweat and our vomit. I like kittens.
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EARTH'S LAST CITY, OLYMPUS, ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF A GLOBAL WAR ON THE BACKS OF BIOROIDS, ARTIFICIAL CLONES WHO MAKE UP HALF THE CITY'S POPULATION. UNDER THE STRICT GUIDANCE OF A SUPERCOMPUTER, HUMANITY'S LAST SURVIVORS ENJOY AN IDYLLIC PEACE, BUT ONLY ON THE SURFACE... HUMAN TERRORISTS WITHIN THE MILITARY SEEK A RETURN TO POWER AND CLASH WITH THE GOVERNMENT'S ES.W.A.T. FORCES LED BY THE LEGENDARY SOLDIER, DEUNAN KNUTE AND HER BOYFRIEND WHO IS 75% MACHINE.
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Ever get the feeling you are going nowhere in life, and really dont want to bother? The last 4 years I have been in a constant state of depression. I dont know if i can call it that, it is more of a state of constant thinking. I cant really be happy with anything because it is so temporary.
I really want to die, but cant figure out why I havent killed myself yet. Nothing is entertaining. Video games for a large part have become pointless distractions, my work is boring and pathetic as myself. I am 5'5" and 100 pounds, very skinny. I am too self concious to wear anything besides drab colored clothes, because I really dislike looking in a way that could draw any attention to myself. Conversations with people in person are horrible for me. I am a fine conversationalist and can keep people occupied indefinately with shitty idle arguements and ideas leading nowhere.
I just dont see the point in any of this, why exist?
Is our only point in life to reproduce then die? I feel it is, and I cant shake this feeling during every instant of every day. We are cursed with this state of non-existence and it is a tragedy that everything that we are ceases with our death. I personally dont want to adapt to cicumstances and become a different person. I like who I am, A broody depressed 17 year old. Every single day I dont want to wake up, I sleep 14 hours and I would sleep the entire day if I wasnt forced to go to school. Does anyone else feel like this? I am absurdly bored with everything, and would like another distraction...I spend most of the day online. I need to live a little. I do not know what to do. I know that in a few years this will pass and I will not give a shit but I feel bad.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:25
While browsing through the manga and sci-fi books at Barnes & Noble came upon a hot chick reading and anime magazine. Naturally, this was relevant to my interests, so I kept my eye on her from the end of the aisle. Then the craziest thing happened... While reading her magazine I heard her mutter, "Heh heh, don't cry bosnian kid."
Of course I was shocked... I wanted to say something but I didn't know what to say. I could have misunderstood her, plus I wasn't sure if I wanted her to know I come to /b/ since I like to remain Anonymous. Well, I had an idea, so I got a little closer to her and picked up the same mag she was looking at (Animerica), and said loud enough so that she could hear, "I see what you did there." She immediately looked at me with a puzzled look on her face. I was SO embarrassed I was about to leave, when she said, "O RLY?" I looked at her and said, "YA RLY. In soviet Russia, we do our shopping on Caturday." She says, "Really? Hope you got 10 BUX." I laughed and said, "How do you know about this? There's no girls on the interbutt!" She said, "Don't cry bosnian kid, chicks dig /b/-tards too!" Then we both laughed.
We talked about other things for a bit, I asked her what was her other favorite part of 4-chan besides /b/ and she told me she was into /e/ and u/, with a little /h/ now and then! I was thinking how this was too good to be true! I asked if she wanted to sit and get some coffee at the StarBUX in the store and she said, "As long as it's not bubble coffee. It is made of ass and poo." I LOL'd which made a few heads turn. She asked if I was an elitist tripcode faggot, and I said, "NO U?" Hehehe. We talked about other things too, I said "Sauce please" and we exchanged e-mail and our #'s and stuff. I asked her what she was doing this weekend, and she told me that after Raptor Jesus church tomorrow we could get together for lunch. I was shocked and said, "You just made me one happy weeaboo!" We laughed. On the way out she looked back at me, winked and said, "Call me! You gonna get raped!" To which I replied, "FOR THE HORDE!"
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I came home from a rather different day at work. I'm a guidance counselor at a highschool, and I usually spend the day doing lame college applications work and acting as a bloody gopher for all the older counselers, but today the Vice principal asked me to talk to two girls who were having issues.
Of course, that's the school psychiatrist's job, so I asked why I had to talk to them.
Apparently, both of them had just come from South Africa, and they retained quite a bit of their racist attitudes. Bringing them to see the black psychiatrist would be more counterproductive than useful, and since all the older guidance counselers actually had something important to do (doubtfully, but chances are more important than what I was doing) I was to sit with them and explain a few things.
The older sister had apparently slapped a black student who had made a comment on her hair, and the younger one took that as a sign to attack the student. Apparently, she hit him in the face with a textbook several times before slamming his head into a wall.
As a proffessional, I had to nod solemnly as the VP explained what had happened. But secretly, you all have to admit that that's kind of cool.
When they came into my office (desk, really), they were calm, composed, almost aloof. And hot.
Like, swedish super model hot. Now, this may be a bad way to be thinking as a proffesional, but it's just the facts. And I'm pretty sure the older one is of age. ^_^
I started by asking them to tell me their side of the story. The older one started chattering away, about how how the "mooka" (their version of saying bix nood) had said something or other, and something or what not, and bla bla bla, and all I could think about is why the younger one had bigger tits than the older one. She was definitely a D cup. And not modest about them at all, judging by the shirt she was wearing. While B girl kept chattering like a fucking monkey, D just sat silent, staring at me. I changed the subject to asking them about their old school, what they liked, how they liked America, and other chit-chat stuff, in order to be more friendly with them before I started to preach. In the back of my mind, I had the thought that I was probably feeling the same kind of emotions right then that a Date rapist does as he "gets to know" his victim. I dismissed such thoughts.
After about half an hour, I then started to tell them the old aphorisms of violence is wrong and acceptance and that stuff, but B just began to argue, explaining that their parents would say the same things and not mean a single word, and that I myself probably didn't wholly believe in what I was preaching.
Rather than admit anything, I tried to explain that there were just some things you can and can't do. Like fucking up some kid so the janitors had to quickly wash the blood off a wall. Then D actually said something other than a short response to my questions. "Why are we here?"
"BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL A KID, YOU SEXY SADO BITCH!"
...was what I would have liked to have said. But I calmly explained that America was different from South Africa, and that they would have to learn to be more tolerant and less violent. I then scheduled them to see me next week for another chat, since I felt that there were some issues to be resolved.
Oh, /B/, what should I do?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:27
I am gonna stop now. My copypasta folder has over 1000 entries so, wel, it was nice fighting yo
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:30
No I am not holding a grudge here but I tried
playing the Mr. Nice Guy stuff and I trusted
everyone, I let people borrow money from me,
I told almost anyone personal information to
show I wanted friends.
I was backstabbed as a Ki Teacher, I was used
as a lender of money, I was stolen from as giving
friends things to borrow.
I have very few friends I can trust. And I can even
list the ones I do trust with all my soul that have
never failed me:
God
Jesus Christ
Gabriel
Michael
Chris Valdez
Joshua Wilson
Joshua McCollough
Kenneth Collins
Katelina
Sonic
Knuckles
Bunny
Kai Koro
And yes I have many more that I cannot list right
now, but let me tell you right now there have been
many traitors also and for their sake and safety, and
in case this journal ever got into the wrong hands of
one that uses a personal auto-biographical journal
to accuse me, I will not mention them.
It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
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VIPPER2006-11-13 17:45
Last night, I had trouble sleeping. Something was bothering me, but I just couldn't pin down what it was. After some struggle, I finally gave in to fatigue and fell asleep.
In a dream, I saw a girl walking uphill and away from me. She wore a short pleated skirt, a red shirt with a white collar, and a hat (sorta like the kind you might see in a barbershop quartet). I ran up to her without thinking, saying, "Tsukishima! Tsukishimaaa!" She turned around for a moment to give me a friendly glance, and I felt like it was okay to walk along with her.
It was a warm and breezy day. She seemed to have a lot on her mind. I was thinking of saying what a nice day it was, but she spoke first: "Do you think I'm too old to be watching anime?"
I wanted to tell her: "Of course you're not too old!" But she looked at me so earnestly, and I suddenly felt like it would have been unjust to dismiss her concern with anything less than a well-considered opinion. So I said, "At the top of this hill, there's a temple with a statue of Kannon that's supposed to be able to answer all questions. Why don't we try a visit?"
When we got to the top, there was courtyard and garden with a small temple in the middle. We took off our shoes and entered the sanctuary, but instead of the statue of the goddess, there was a very overweight cat sitting on the platform.
"What? Where's the goddess?" I said. "What is this fat-ass cat doing here?"
"Shh!" Tsukishima gave me a pinch. "Don't be disrespectful!"
The cat said, "Yes, the goddess is without form. Now ask your question. I'm busy, as you can see."
"I'm too nervous," Tsukishima whispered to me. "You'd better ask the question."
I cleared my throat and spoke to the cat: "It seems to me that nothing lasts forever. People grow old and die. The things we love (even anime) seem to lose their luster and decay with time. But is there a beauty which never fades? Is it really possible to treasure something forever?"
The cat didn't appear to be taking me seriously at all. He spent the whole time licking his paws. Finally, he said, "I'm just a cat. How am I supposed to know anything about those things?" Pointing to an altar at the side of the platform, he said, "Offer some incense to the goddess, and maybe she will enlighten you."
Tsukishima and I approached the altar and looked for some incense sticks, but all we found was a box of Pocky. There was also a censer and a box of matches, so we just shrugged and started lighting the Pocky sticks. This didn't take very long, because the flames ate up each stick with a sudden hiss like a bottle rocket might make.
"That went pretty quick," said the cat. "I guess the offering was acceptable. Well, I better be going now."
"Where are you going?" asked Tsukishima.
"Wherever you are, of course."
So the cat trotted out of the temple, and we followed. We followed him out of the courtyard and onto a stone path. After a while, we lost track of where we were. We weren't even sure whether we were on the hill anymore. To be honest, we were so busy keeping up with the cat that we didn't pay any attention to where we were or where we were going.
We began to jog at a fairly fast pace, so I took hold of Tsukishima's hand, and that seemed to make the both of us feel more secure and connected. But I still felt like looking in her direction every now and then, just to make sure she was still with me. Each time I looked, her appearance didn't really change, but she somehow seemed more and more beautiful.
As we ran, I kept looking at her more often, but her eyes were always on the cat. Our steps felt lighter and lighter, until I suddenly looked at our feet and found we were running on air, high above the city. I was so surprised that I let go of her hand. The cat was nowhere to be seen, and Tsukishima only smiled back at me. She looked the same as before, except she had cat ears and whiskers, and she raised her hand in a gesture of blessing just like some of the images of Kannon that I'd seen before.
That was when I woke up from the dream. Later in the day, I watched some anime. I also had some Pocky. I don't know why it tasted so good.
I hope you are still reading this. You got yourself out of a bad situation, but you must think this is funny. When you die, you are going to BE THAT RESTARTED BOY and SUFFER the way he suffered, you SOCIOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you are still reading this. You got yourself out of a bad situation, but you must think this is funny. When you die, you are going to BE THAT RESTARTED BOY and SUFFER the way he suffered, you SOCIOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the... THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL STORY! If you're going to make a meme about Pokémon please for internet's sake don't use it for PR0N. What you say?! Don't call me a new-"fag." The anonymous nature of 4-chan has potential to be better than this... If you're going to talk ABOUT PR0N, then why don't you just center it AROUND PR0N?! The way you USE 4-chan could be better, and I'm hardly surprised Serebii's had enough of you. Lolcats is the best example of GOOD use of 4-chan. Do more of that and it [could] be a better place.
What happened? Well, I was biking down to the convenience store for some Worcestershire sauce because I was gonna make hamburgers. When I got to the intersection, some old dumbass who was probably a drunk plowed into me. Last thing I remember was my head hitting a wall and splitting open. It was the worst thing I've ever felt.
A second later, I was in this shitty apartment with a black ball at the end. I had to sit there for a while just to get my composure. That was when >>1 began to "scan" in. It's hard to describe but it was like his body was being printed out in 3D. I dunno how he died, but when he came in, his cock was out and there were bruises on his neck.
So, it turns out we've been brought back from death to hunt aliens that will destroy our world. But the thing is, I don't think they brought >>1 back all the way. He talks to himself when we go on missions, and cries for no reason. He didn't know how to use the guns and had to be shown, and he forgot several times. I bet that black sphere gave him fuckin' brain damage when it brought him back. I worry he's gonna turn his gun on us one day.
Anyway, I'm asking you to be nice to >>1. We already took heavy losses on the last mission, and his mind can't take much more strain.
Peace.
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VIPPER2011-05-01 1:35
cool story bro
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VIPPER2011-05-01 4:25
Do you have CONTEMPT
for the ROYAL WEDDING?
If so, congratulations! You’ve got some self-respect and intelligence, and hopefully some class consciousness!
Or are you CELEBRATING?
If so, you are a MORON.
Do you think the billionaire parasites give a damn about you and your family?
Do you think and act as if you actually know these rich scum?
As if they’re members of your own family? As if you “hope the day goes well for them”?
If so, stop doing and thinking what ‘Sir’ says!
Turn off your TV! Right now! See whether you can!
If you’ve got a Union Jack, burn it! Think for yourself!
“Britain” is a “brand”, like Coca-Cola.
Forget about celebrities of all kinds! You DON’T know them!
They have nothing but CONTEMPT for people like us.
You should have CONTEMPT for them too.
Stop thinking the money-grabbing blood-drenched ruling class and its paid puppets speak for the whole of society.
Stop thinking moneylenders “help” you by “giving” you money!
Stop thinking the ruling class who are making your life worse and worse every day have your best interests in mind, and are concerned to “look after” you.
The reality is: it will soon be REVOLUTION or FAMINE.
Every word a politician (or anyone else on the TV) says is a LIE.
So is every word said by an employer, manager, or other hierarchical authority or ‘professional’, or landlord, etc.
They think you’re SCUM!
Thinking what ‘Sir’ tells you to think is a DISEASE!
Turn off your TV before it’s too late!
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VIPPER2011-05-23 21:58
Hai
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VIPPER2011-05-24 0:59
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11