One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me one of my little sisters bedwetter diapers. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters "underwear" on. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me! I got so scared that I wet, and let out another flow of poo again!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
Choose your adventure, /b/
Pick a folder.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
all i hear are the voices in my head telling me to kill all my friends before they have a chance to kill me
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:15
The Internet abounds with assertions that Greek mythology proves that the 'Greek God, Vulcan,' invented a device that made "strings of dough." Vulcan was a Roman god, not Greek, one who was associated with volcaexploitable and the fiery forge, and his Greek counterpart was Hephaestus. Nowhere in the works of the Greek writer, Homer, or the Roman, Ovid, is there mention of anything forged by Hephaestus or Vulcan other than armor, jewelry, and the fragile threads that trapped Venus and Mars in their lovemaking.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
A year ago the world was mad at me, and I was mad at it, because I coudln't express my emotions. I was totally focused on keeping emotional pain well away from any part of myself that could feel it.
All this sounds like some stupid teen angst post, about how 'no one understands the real me', I don't think that's true. I think that almost everyone has done what I'm doing now - lay in bed, kept awake by feelings of fear or confusion, and looked for a way to reach out and express the feelings inside. I think all we want to do is reach out and really feel like someone is listening, actually understanding what we feel. The hardest thing to do is work all the feeling out all alone. This is where I failed.
For me, the emotions felt overwhemling and unexpressable. They wern't. I went through two periods of drinking at least 3 times a week, and at least once a week heavily. I got into fights. I took risks. I put myself in a hospital. I've even done things that I still can't talk about.
Long and painful story short, my life found me the next morning hugging my knees on the cold floor of the common room, by the refridgerator. All the bad feelings I had been hiding from the past 5 years caught up to me. I was so afriad that I felt I had only 2 options: run as far away as you can, or end the pain. I actually started to pack to leave. My friends got me help. I've been in therapy for 4 months now.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:16
In their tribal villages the Sambia segregate the sexes as much as possible. Men and women each have their own paths and meeting places. The boys have no contact whatever with the girls. The initiation process for them begins somewhere between ages 7 and 10. During the first phase, which lasts until they are about 15, they are expected to suck the PENIS of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm. Without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men.
At first some of the boys dislike having to do this, but gradually all come to enjoy it and often strong ties of friendship are formed between the sucker and the sucked. After puberty the boys enter the second phase of initiation: it is now their turn to provide seed for the benefit of the younger ones. They do this until, at around age 22, they marry. Marriage terminates the young man's homosexual life, since once his PENIS has penetrated a woman's vagina it is no longer considered clean and it would be dangerous for any other male to touch it.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit.
You know, this is why I can't stand you fucking STUPID immature /b/tards. A man has died here, he had a wife and now she's a widow and lost her bread winner. Yet you think it's funny, and you think it's cool, because you don't like his art, or because he hurt the pride of the forum.
Newsflash asshole, the world does not revolve around you, he was a good man, and the fact that you derive pleasure from his death is completely fucking disgusting. Anyone who would laugh at another man's death is not really a man, but an immature little snot. I hope you die soon, i'll laughmy FUCKING ASS off, you fuckign piece of nigger shit
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
We all are looked down upon. Not because of our skin, race, or ethnicity, but because of our belief. Truly, what is wrong at looking at animals. I have the same love for furries as a man has for his dog (a cute dog, anyway). Sure, we may fantasize about being animals and have intercourse, but we cannot stop our animal instincts. We have evolved, yet we all share the same tenacity towards animals.
Instead of conforming, let us reform! Reform the barriers of society and reform the injustice caused by bigots, racists, and predjudists.
We are a new breed of human; a breed of human reverting back towards harmony and perfection that resulted before man roamed the earth; all part of one cycle, one life, and all linked in death.
We are the furries and it should no longer be concealed! Let us proclaim it from the highest moutains and the lowest valleys saying, "I LOVE FURRIES." Let us make the world understand and gain acceptance toward our beliefs.
Should we be discriminated because we find chickens, foxes, antelope, dear, bears, or any other of god's creatures cute? No. We are animals trapped in human bodies... In order to assuage man to accept and live in harmony with animals!
We will convince ourfamilies, our friends, our neighbors, our teachers, our mentors, and our lovers that we are no different. No, difference, is not the word, but advocators of peace. We advocate harmony, unity, peace, and perfection. A world of balance.
This, my friends is what furries are. This is our mission. This is our objective; this is what we can and will achieve!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death.
It is said that when you receive this image and do not repost this, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.
People in Laredo, Texas received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them. Repost it or the woman will look for you.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:17
Ummm I'm new to this place. ^_^ And I would like a help with the introduction. So how do I get a post count and could you tell me who are the mods so I can shower them with glomps? ^^;
I like anime too. I LOVE KAWAII BISHIES...anddddd i'm a hyper catgirl!! i dunno whatelse to say ;______; I'll be a sugoi poster!! (japanese for good), and won't do anything warui (japanese for bad). =^_^=
arigato! (thanks you)
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
It is the year 2006 and we about to enter a new era (Though it will take a few years, if the funding is not diverted into another idiotic military invasion, of course) : NASA scientists have earmarks a few planets most likely to hold alien life and they will do what they can to find it. Possibly, we may even find intelligent life. -This is a difficult task since it is often difficult to find that in our own planet but they are hopeful that life will be detected.
Amongst the stars is Epsilon Eridani (Yup, Spock's home star, AKA Epsilon Indi A ) at a mere 10.5 light years away , Beta CVn ( a near twin of our own Sun) and 51 Pegasus (made famous by our finding of the first extra-solar planet in 1995).
We are a strange bunch. We just learned to wipe our own asses just a few hundred thousand years ago and here we are, unveiling the very nature of the universe...while somehow, some of us are certain that Noah crammed 10 billion pairs of animals in a boat or just KNOW that Jesus is the son of our oh so special anthropocentric God or that a certain place is holy because Mohammed once took a dump there.
For this, we have spent a large part of our history trying to convert each other to one or another belief using all possible means; Killing each other over whose God or Gods pisses the farthest.
I am also hopeful that we will find life. No, I have faith that eventually we will. The question is: If we do find intelligent life, would this shit continue? Would we claim that our Gods are bigger than theirs? Would they? Would our grotesque Jesus appeal to them or will we alienize him for better converting?
We can't even agree on this on this rock yet I have no doubt that we would, just as we did when we found the new world. We, as a species, are THAT dumb.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Leave one memory of you and me together as a COMMENT not a message - it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember.
Next, repost this bulletin and see how many people leave a memory about you. Its actually pretty cool to see the responses
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Women have no respect for a man who doesn't stand up for himself.
...I'm not acting like myself... I'm scared... nobody's here...I repeated something that I promised myself I would never do again...
...I can't describe it... I know I'm not well... something is terribly wrong with me and I don't know what it is...
...tears fall freely... I feel like screaming... I want to destroy something... and this is not like me at all... I'm lonely... I'm hurt... I feel as if I'm going to lose my mind... drown in mental instablility...
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
You're in my top 8 because your special to me,
You're in my top 8 because your always there for me,
You're in my top 8 because I love you,
You're in my top 8 because you cheer me up when I'm blue,
You're in my top 8 because I hold you so dear,
You're in my top 8 because, to my heart, you are always near,
You're in my top 8 because i love to see you smile,
You're in my top 8 because our friendship can continue even over miles and miles,
You're in my top 8 because life's a bitch,
You're in my top 8 because You'd be the one who, with me, would ditch.
You're in my top 8 because You're wonderful!
SEND THIS TO ALL PEOPLE IN YOUR TOP 8
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
thanks /b/! for months i have been so low on creative energy, but today i felt so full of hate and anger after reading the links here that i sat down with a huge erection and listened to my old favourite death metal bands, and i stuck my acupunkture needles into my scrotum while i alternated between jerking off and reading the posts here and on stormfront until i ca me violently in a gheyser of blood and sperm and then /b/, then i painted my fucking once in a life masterpiece...
i'll post it tomorrow after i've slept the damn drugs off, good night.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
If you don't stop copy pastaing my post, I'll hunt you down like a wild animal. Some day, not too long from now, I'll find you in a mostly empty parking lot. You'll see me acroos the lot, standing there, looking at you. You'll know something is wrong, but you'll shrug it off as paranoia. You'll turn your back on me to unlock your car's door, that will be your last mistake. As soon as your back is turned, I'll smash in the back of your skull with my hammer. I'll push your twitching body into the passenger seat and drive off with your body. I'll take you out to an abandoned house nearby. I'll spend the next 72 hours violating your corpse and consuming your soul with voodoo. You will regret belittling me in an internet chatroom, I swear you will.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
JAPANESE PENIS IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL. AMERIKAN PENIS IS SOOO BIG, SOOO BIG.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:18
Oh you fucking retard. I've come to expect a certain level of stupidity from /b/tards, but you've gone beyond what I can tolerate. You fucking make me SICK! If I could find you, I slit your throat for saying something that stupid. I really, really, can't believe you said that. Just what the fuck were you thinking? What is wrong with you? Don't you have a brain? Did someone steal it? What's the problem? Don't you get it? Fucking retarded nine year old Japanese girls understand the title. It a sequel (part 2 for the retards among us) of Final Fantasy X. Hence its title Final Fantasy X-2. Did you get it that time? Or should I just kick you in the temple until you die? Because that might be better for humanity. Honest to fucking God. You make me SICK.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
im just curious...ive been...for hentai...for a few year now...on and off during the years but it seems hentai will always be apart of me.
i was just curious...i have never been able to openly admit i love hentai...infact i deny it...saying its wrong...but...i dont understand it...how can people hate hentai? im just wondering...does deep down everyone love hentai just some openly accept it, even if never admitting it? its still human beings...just 2d or at times 3d drawn...i dont understand it...i hope i can build the courage to tell people i love it...i recently told a girl (shes distant from me) and she accepted it......so maybe im learning...i dunno...
no one has to post to this...please dont flame me...i just dont understand...why people would insult hentai fans....
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." -Adolf Hitler-
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
So I was just taking a shit, right, when I realize I'm massively constipated from the three Taco Bell burritos I had last night. There was no way that massive log was going to ease its way out of my o-ring without shredding it to bits. It felt like the shit was coming out sideways. I was petrified, scared to move as the shit eased its way half out of my stressed sphincter. Then, the unimaginable happened: it got stuck.
I slowly moved off the toilet to the cabinent to get a tube of KY-Jelly out of it; a rather strange sight with a giant brown pickle hanging out of my ass. I quicly applied some lube to my fingers and circled the hard turd with a blob of it, hoping that the lubrication may loosen the strain. Slowly, the turd began to give way, and I used my already lubed hand to slightly tug the shit out of my ass. My fingers slowly dug into the concrete-like turd, and with a loud pop and a sharp pain, the 'thing' was finally defecated. I plopped it into the toilet and unfortunately realized there was more on the way. I stuck my lubed finger up my anus to probe, and I felt yet another hard peice of shit. Not thinking about the pain, I stuck another two fingers up my sphincter and grabbed hold of the feces. I pulled it out much like the last one. Yet another turd formed in line in my anus, and I inserted my entire fist into my anus and pulled out the stringy piece of half-digested Taco Bell "food." The gray cheese looked perversely delicious among the rest of the brown mud. I slowly plucked a piece of the cheese off the turd and guided it into my mouth; the taste was amazing. I licked the shit off all my digits rapidly, and began plunging my hand into my anus for more.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
The black harlequin baby is licking his chops from the tasty chicken meal he just enjoyed.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
"The modern man has lost his connection to the soil of his forefathers. The modern man's connection to his forefathers and the gods of his blood is lost too. He travels all across the Earth as a creature with no roots anywhere. He no longer grows his own food, he no longer catches his own fish or meat, he no longer milks the cows or collects eggs, berries, nuts, fruit and sea shells from nature. He no longer builds his own home or buries his own kin. He has lost his respect for nature, for his fatherland and for his kin, but he has gained nothing. The soul of the modern man is dead. He has lost almost everything." - Varg Vikernes
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Yeah you fucking rejected looser. Fly your ass to Japan. I'll whoop your ass Bukkake style and then throw your lame ass carcass off my god damn balcony. It's not MY fault you can't read the rest of the god damn forums to get your answer. Do you honestly think you were the first penile idiot to post a whiney fucking question about why you have to post to play? Jesus fucking christ, get the hell over yourself and stop sucking your own disease infested dick. maybe you'll actually learn something if you weren't so fucking lazy. Perhaps if you even bothered reading in the first place, you wouldn't have made half the fucking remarks that you did for then you would know that I'm not your "pal" nor would I want to be. Secondly, I'm not fucking scared of you. You couldn't even scare fucking Xenon.
And one more thing "pal", what makes you fucking think that I am not willing to back my mouth up. I fucking dare you to come here. I'll fucking hack you apart and make a fucking stew.
Shut the fuck up and go play with your toddler toys moron.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Listen up you disgusting pigs,
I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.
I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.
I am a 28 year old white male with 3 children and good wife. I wasn't truely racialy aware until after I got out of the army. I have always thought that being white was good. But the first time I admitted to being a racist was when I was 25. I once was brainwashed to believe that we are all equal. I no longer believe this and it seems to me that people I have knew all my life share what I believe now but never really told me this. I think that most self-respecting whites are racialy-aware (that being 90% of the white population) I've never met anyone who does anything. And I feel thats a problem. I want to do more and to meet more people who are active in helping. I believe much can be accomplished in area but don't realy know where to start. Coming here and reading for hours upon hours is no longer good enough for me. I'm living near Hickory,North Carolina and any active members of any pro-white org that want another member e-mail me and lets talk. I'm willing to help about any program with time-consumming tasks. I have only a technical background in factories with some military training (US army airborne infantry). Some may wonder why I'm posting this here. All the time I see stories here about some dude or some girl who believes were all equal some sad cases where they couldn't find a mate and became the problem. And for some unexplainable reason come here to share there traitorious actions. We don't really care about you. For some people it's to late. Your family will never be white again but don't come here expecting to acceptance or trying to turn our views just cause you don't feel like we do. I guess, What I am really trying to say is I am opposed to the opposing view part of the forum. We should cut cost of the site by lessoning the members in the opposing view. My email is jamesdmanxxxxxxx@yahoo.comtrue_white_power@yahoo.com drxjamesx@hotmail.com
Later, James
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:19
Dear ___,
You make me ___.
You should ___.
Someday I will get you a ___.
You = ___.
If I saw you now I'd ___.
I would build a ___.
I would get your name tattooed on my ___.
If I could sing you any song it would be ___.
We could drink ___ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of a ___.
Love,
___
(P.S. ___)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
this is hilarious. stop. for just a few moments imagine the FULL detail of everyone on /b/ actualy getting riled up and going on a crusade. i am seeing 1000 nerds running out of their houses, we are spread out at a density of 50 per 500 square miles. running down the street screaming "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" ripping open a jewish family's house and attempting to attack them.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Ask me ten questions. No matter how random. I'll be honest.
Repost this. Unless ... you're afraid of what people might ask you!
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...
Leader, my Leader, given to me by God, protect me and sustain my life for a long time
you have rescued Germany out of deepest misery, to you I owe my daily bread
Leader, my Leader, my belief, my light
Leader my Leader, do not abandon me
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
"I often go on bitter nights
To Woden's oak in the quiet glade
With dark powers to weave a union -
The moonlight showing me the runic spell
And all who are full of impudence during the day
Are made small by the magic formula!
They draw shining steel - but instead of going into combat,
They solidify into stalagmites.
Thus the wrong ones separate from the genuine ones -
I reach into a nest of words
then give to the good and fair
With my formula blessings and prosperity"
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
11:15, restate my assumptions:
1. Memes are the language of /b/.
2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through memes.
3. If you graph these memes, reposts emerge. Therefore: There are reposts everywhere in /b/.
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Sometimes I wish to go out on Saturday night.
Looking back through life, I don't think I ever went out with friends on a friday/saturday evening. At all.
Sure, most people are annoying wastes of breath, but sometimes I'd like to know how it's like to go out and have fun with friends instead of spending time by myself.
Instead of getting drunk and stuff with stangers I study my hobbies like a science and better myself at games. It's fun, but at some point I'm going to lack games to perfect my skills.
Now at least I have Dead or Alive 4 and an HDTV, but the DOA chicks can't replace real women, I guess... :/
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VIPPER2006-02-28 19:20
Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try