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hay guys i want to get closer to women

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 1:42

women spit at me when they see me, i want a dating guide which i dont have to pay for like an ebook or something. gawd help me plz.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 1:50 (sage)

spit back

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:06

TACKLE THEM AND GIVE EM YOUR COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:28

First things first. I want you to get up from the computer after reading this and leave the room. You know that place that you use when you have to take a dump? There should be a big sink in there somewhere. This sink is called a "bathtub". If it has two faucets, one high and one low, it is a "shower". Fiddle with the dials and buttons in this "shower" until water comes out of the high faucet. Then, remove your clothes (if you are wearing any) climb in, and rinse the years of filth from your body. Soap and shampoo are recommended (directions on packaging).

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:32

wait wait....let me get this straight...does every house have one of these "bathtub" and "shower" things?
how is this stuff gonna make chicks talk to a guy?

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:34

Women have very sensitive noses.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:35

look, somebody just give him a date-encouraging guide or website. like "how to get laid in 10 easy steps".

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:40

We need to start with the fundimentals. How many of those guides take into account the poor personal hygine that normally affects the nerd species on the whole?

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:51

ive seen smelly ass frenchmen that got 8 hotties in 2 weeks. so dont come into bathing being a requirement. just fucking post a dating FAQ or website. ive been looking up for free ones meself

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 2:59 (sage)

kill yourself

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 3:00

Yes, but the "European factor" kicks in there, cancels out the scent, and comes out on top. Here, we must assume that this does not come into play.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 3:10

alrite, but ive also seen latin/arab inbreds with helluva good hook for women. why? cause they read the right books.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 13:21

and what books would those be?

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 13:22

>>1 women spit at me when they see me

lol wear a raincoat u troll

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-26 13:35

omg somebody just post a dating website for fucks sake.

Name: !DEEPjKeito 2004-12-26 15:06

Come on guys, buy yourself a girlfriend.

http://www.world-class.com/

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-27 20:54

Don't waste your time with that shit, get something that will really let you know it cares:
http://www.realdoll.com/

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-27 22:24

>>1

give up. use alcohol and porno until it no longer does anything for you, then commit suicide.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 0:55

>>... until it no longer does anything for you ...

Impossible!

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 9:18

The best thing is to turn gay!

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 9:56

Ah, but knowledge of the theory and practice of personal hygeine is a prerequisite for being gay...

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 18:42 (sage)

>>21

そーなのかー

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 17:57

o rly

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 19:01 (sage)

chicks dig guys that are queer, guys that don't dig chicks, that don't dig guys like vipper see he's not queer he's too ugly..
and yes you need to shower twice a day and use soap, shampoo, and conditioner. you need to talk with a lisp and enjoy the fine arts and learn to be a hair styleist girl..

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 21:20

gay =/= attractive to women

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 23:06

correction:  chicks dig guys that are taken, because single guys are wolves looking for an opportunity to strike

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 3:29

how do you get in the taken position in the first place, dont u have to be taken to get taken? dilemma?

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 9:26 (sage)

hay guys i want to fuck women

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 9:57

women are passé

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 10:23 (sage)

>>27
lie.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 19:36

i have a fake poon!

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 19:38

>>31

did you pay 50 dollars for it over the internet and is it shaped like a flashlight

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 19:47

hcicks dig fruit cakes becuz they can talk to them about how much they love anal sex (a lot)

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 20:22 (sage)

You can scrub yourself in the shower 'till your bloody, but women can still smell a loser when there's one around. Advice? Go get an MBA degree and stab ppl in the back until you make it to the top. Then women will be falling over themselves to suck your dick.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 20:41

>1
First get a job.
make monney.
Buy a car. NOTE:dont use all your monney on this.
Go driving and soon enough you'll find a whore. This is were the monney you saved come in.
I hope you knw what to do after this.
Good luck!

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 21:25

>>1

quit 4chan

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-02 22:07

consider how fast your hand moves when you fap. its not possible to achieve quite that speed with a woman. Your best bet is to get plastic poontang and you can move that pretty fast.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-03 14:00

GET A FUCKING DATING GUIDE FROM THE INTERNETS GODAMMIT.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-03 22:34

>>38

name one

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-12 23:00


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Name: VIPPER 2006-11-13 8:31

LIE, here is what you want: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/intro.html

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 12:22

We are womyn, we have nothing to do with men you fucking swine. Btw, >>41 is right, that's the only thing you do deserve.

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 12:27

kill yourself you fat fucking bulldyke no man would ever pay you attention anyway

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 13:59

1. Go to Seminary
2. Become a minister
3. Teach a Sunday school class
4. Teach the kids that Jesus is in your peenor and they need to help him get out.
5. ???
6. Profit!

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 14:16

don't feel like taking a shower urr

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 14:47

>>44
Listen to the man he has experience

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 16:11 (sage)

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Name: VIPPER 2006-11-14 16:11 (sage)


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Name: VIPPER 2006-11-15 10:38

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Name: VIPPER 2006-11-15 12:56

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING SWINE. JUST BECAUSE WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS WE AREN'T LESBIANS, WE ARE WOMYN AND PROUD OF IT!! DUE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING SUE THIS SHIT-SITE!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-15 14:34

>>50
want to talk about it?
be a man and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-16 14:44

Seconded.

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-16 15:26

>>52
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-20 15:57

want to talk about it?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP
be a man and challenge me!
YOU FUCKING SWINE
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
JUST BECAUSE WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS WE AREN'T LESBIANS
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797
WE ARE WOMYN AND PROUD OF IT!! DUE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING SUE THIS SHIT-SITE!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-20 17:04

>>54
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-21 16:53

>>55
want to talk about it?
be a nigger and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-21 20:37

umm, try http://www.goteamspeak.com .... and you're a spammer, so cut it out.

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-21 20:38

It's "http", the colon, and the two slashes before the address that works.

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-21 20:43

>>57
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-22 11:23

>>58
www.opera.com fixes it

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-27 14:39

www.post.com fixes all

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-27 17:33

http://www.subchat.com may be full of cunts

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-27 17:37

Ha! Fall in love with a MAN? Only sometimes! Think of my dear Ares! I am not come to bring peace, but a SWORD.... Jesus liked that phrase all right..... I taught him the art of overturning moneychanger tables.... and I downed the Olympian Gods... So why should womyn fear at all?

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-27 17:39

>>63 is Xena the Warrior Princess.

Name: VIPPER 2008-11-01 20:59

>>63
I've watched all your episodes and I gotta tell you, I'd like to rape you, Xena. Please tell me where to find you.

Name: VIPPER 2008-11-01 22:11

>>1
Rape

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-25 17:47

So, did VIPPER manage to use the shower?

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-25 17:48

>>73
At one point, yes.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 4:46

Schloop my schnoogers

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 10:00

>>75
Only on tuesdays.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 11:10

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Name: VIPPER 2011-01-29 17:01

>>77

Back to /b/, please

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-09 19:13

When I finally lose my v-card at the ripe age of 29, I'll tell her just before penetration that I've actually never done this before, and to please be gentle with mee~~

Name: VIPPER 2013-07-14 3:58

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.
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