women spit at me when they see me, i want a dating guide which i dont have to pay for like an ebook or something. gawd help me plz.
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VIPPER2004-12-26 1:50 (sage)
spit back
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:06
TACKLE THEM AND GIVE EM YOUR COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:28
First things first. I want you to get up from the computer after reading this and leave the room. You know that place that you use when you have to take a dump? There should be a big sink in there somewhere. This sink is called a "bathtub". If it has two faucets, one high and one low, it is a "shower". Fiddle with the dials and buttons in this "shower" until water comes out of the high faucet. Then, remove your clothes (if you are wearing any) climb in, and rinse the years of filth from your body. Soap and shampoo are recommended (directions on packaging).
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:32
wait wait....let me get this straight...does every house have one of these "bathtub" and "shower" things?
how is this stuff gonna make chicks talk to a guy?
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:34
Women have very sensitive noses.
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:35
look, somebody just give him a date-encouraging guide or website. like "how to get laid in 10 easy steps".
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:40
We need to start with the fundimentals. How many of those guides take into account the poor personal hygine that normally affects the nerd species on the whole?
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:51
ive seen smelly ass frenchmen that got 8 hotties in 2 weeks. so dont come into bathing being a requirement. just fucking post a dating FAQ or website. ive been looking up for free ones meself
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VIPPER2004-12-26 2:59 (sage)
kill yourself
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VIPPER2004-12-26 3:00
Yes, but the "European factor" kicks in there, cancels out the scent, and comes out on top. Here, we must assume that this does not come into play.
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VIPPER2004-12-26 3:10
alrite, but ive also seen latin/arab inbreds with helluva good hook for women. why? cause they read the right books.
chicks dig guys that are queer, guys that don't dig chicks, that don't dig guys like vipper see he's not queer he's too ugly..
and yes you need to shower twice a day and use soap, shampoo, and conditioner. you need to talk with a lisp and enjoy the fine arts and learn to be a hair styleist girl..
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VIPPER2004-12-30 21:20
gay =/= attractive to women
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VIPPER2004-12-30 23:06
correction: chicks dig guys that are taken, because single guys are wolves looking for an opportunity to strike
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VIPPER2004-12-31 3:29
how do you get in the taken position in the first place, dont u have to be taken to get taken? dilemma?
did you pay 50 dollars for it over the internet and is it shaped like a flashlight
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VIPPER2005-01-02 19:47
hcicks dig fruit cakes becuz they can talk to them about how much they love anal sex (a lot)
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VIPPER2005-01-02 20:22 (sage)
You can scrub yourself in the shower 'till your bloody, but women can still smell a loser when there's one around. Advice? Go get an MBA degree and stab ppl in the back until you make it to the top. Then women will be falling over themselves to suck your dick.
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VIPPER2005-01-02 20:41
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First get a job.
make monney.
Buy a car. NOTE:dont use all your monney on this.
Go driving and soon enough you'll find a whore. This is were the monney you saved come in.
I hope you knw what to do after this.
Good luck!
consider how fast your hand moves when you fap. its not possible to achieve quite that speed with a woman. Your best bet is to get plastic poontang and you can move that pretty fast.
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VIPPER2005-01-03 14:00
GET A FUCKING DATING GUIDE FROM THE INTERNETS GODAMMIT.