hay guys i want to get closer to women

women spit at me when they see me, i want a dating guide which i dont have to pay for like an ebook or something. gawd help me plz.

LIE, here is what you want: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/intro.html

We are womyn, we have nothing to do with men you fucking swine. Btw, >>41 is right, that's the only thing you do deserve.

kill yourself you fat fucking bulldyke no man would ever pay you attention anyway

1. Go to Seminary
2. Become a minister
3. Teach a Sunday school class
4. Teach the kids that Jesus is in your peenor and they need to help him get out.
5. ???
6. Profit!

don't feel like taking a shower urr

>>44
Listen to the man he has experience

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OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING SWINE. JUST BECAUSE WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS WE AREN'T LESBIANS, WE ARE WOMYN AND PROUD OF IT!! DUE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING SUE THIS SHIT-SITE!!

>>50
want to talk about it?
be a man and challenge me!
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Seconded.

>>52
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

want to talk about it?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP
be a man and challenge me!
YOU FUCKING SWINE
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
JUST BECAUSE WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS WE AREN'T LESBIANS
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797
WE ARE WOMYN AND PROUD OF IT!! DUE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING SUE THIS SHIT-SITE!!

>>54
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

>>55
want to talk about it?
be a nigger and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

umm, try http://www.goteamspeak.com .... and you're a spammer, so cut it out.

It's "http", the colon, and the two slashes before the address that works.

>>57
want to talk about it?
be a woman and challenge me!
TeamSpeak download: www.goteamspeak.com
TeamSpeak Server: 65.23.154.218:9797

>>58
www.opera.com fixes it

www.post.com fixes all

http://www.subchat.com may be full of cunts

Ha! Fall in love with a MAN? Only sometimes! Think of my dear Ares! I am not come to bring peace, but a SWORD.... Jesus liked that phrase all right..... I taught him the art of overturning moneychanger tables.... and I downed the Olympian Gods... So why should womyn fear at all?

>>63 is Xena the Warrior Princess.

>>63
I've watched all your episodes and I gotta tell you, I'd like to rape you, Xena. Please tell me where to find you.

>>1
Rape

So, did VIPPER manage to use the shower?

>>73
At one point, yes.

Schloop my schnoogers

>>75
Only on tuesdays.

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>>77

Back to /b/, please

When I finally lose my v-card at the ripe age of 29, I'll tell her just before penetration that I've actually never done this before, and to please be gentle with mee~~

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.